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City to win the League edition

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fuck city

just started fucking crying because of the footy
utd are throwing the match on purpose

are the men kicking the ball?

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IQ-meter coming in about 102

huh, interesting. Above average at least

Did some manual labour today now I'm listening to the blues and drinking a modello beer

Wolverhampton Wanderers: Premier League Champions 2019/2020

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What a finish

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MIDGE
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Don't bully me I probably sound more english than 50% of london
English accent is much harder american accent is easy

Got a BTEC in rentboy studies (that’s equivalent to an A-level btw)

Toilberg snuck into my cubicle today at the call centre and started whispering “Arbeit Macht Frei” while I was in the middle of a call

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going to go for a nightwalk, could really do with the fresh air as I’ve been feeling achy and ill
if I get any interesting pictures I shall post them if you’d like

jaw mog

Actually wouldn't be able to stop myself laughing if I saw this midge zooming down the street.

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what I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

yanks do not understand the political scale
they're not even worth arguing with

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oh god look at her shoes

Do you have a square jaw or rounded jaw?

Should two midgets procreate?

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>y-yanks are x

Not an argument

Looks like macron here

Yanks are ace

I have square jaw, thick neck and the face of a virgin. So close but so far.

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I trust u

Less than 0% chance United score

Look absolutely useless going forward

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i am a virgin as well, want to copulate?

Who are some based Rasheeds? Apostate prophet for one

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and you're french

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Would you rather spend a year in Russia or France?

Extremely well defined jaw, me

faze miyake

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saying blacks are more conservative than whites in the us is such a batshit retarded comment that I wouldn't want to reply either

Doing a poo, me

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Do you have to stick your penis into a vag to not be a virgin?

What

not British culture

you should be utd's gk coach

My jaw is a-okay

Nah you’re alright

I'm sorry but where is the British culture?

mein lahore nahi rehta hun

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Thinking about the girl I fucked the other night and how to manipulate and control her

Don’t @ me lads

Peter Hitchens spent months arguing about copyright with a bot

it suffices if you touch a girl with your peepee

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Is shagging a tranny/trap a fun experience? Is it worth doing at least once?
If anyone here has done it, how did you feel afterwards? What was the experience like?

United fucking useless

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HS.

Umm sweaty it is a scene from the partition . So yes it is

thanks you too

Do not remind me user.

What a shame

Do British regions have animals associated with them? Wales has the dragon, but what about Scotland or the North/South?

Sané

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a man needs a name

HAS to be fake. If it's not fake he posts on Jow Forums

that's all

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no unless you're unironically bent

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I never will because I probably couldn’t even get it up for that degen shit and if you don’t feel extreme and intense guilt and remorse at committing such a disturbed act then just end it now

actually perfect

can't even imagine what its like to live there

how can I earn more than £18k/year and also not work in a call centre with no degree?

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DING-DA-DING

BRING OUT YER TOILSMEN!

DING-DA-DING

TOILSMEN! BRING OUT YER TOILSMEN!

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FUCK Shity and FUCK that bald fraud Poop Guardiola

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Listening to wavewave haha
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They don't smell like women but I've gotten a blowjob from one and it was nice.

What is essential englishcore
I think Lawrence of Arabia, Bridge on the River Kwai and Zulu.
Anything else I should watch?

Gay porn

don't speak foreign

On coat of arms Scotland's a unicorn, England's a lion
For actually native animals it'd probably just be some dog breeds or badgers or something

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>3000 for a hug

Breaking: muttman has just kicked the ball into the net

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Satisfying from what I've heard

the brummie bull (unironically)

kidulthood and this is england

The man who would be king goes pretty well with that list

excellent post