>tfw manlet >tfw fat >tfw poor >tfw no gf/bf >tfw no future >tfw no friends Shut the fuck up. None of these matter. All that matters is the most cruel fate of all time - being born in a historylet country. How am I supposed to build an identity, have a connection, be able to even participate in a historical discussion without being laughed at, when I'm born in this historylet country? There was a Kingdom of Norway between 872-1397 that didn't have much influence compared to continental Europe and didn't do much outside of settling rocky shitholes and later colonizing said rocky shitholes, so that makes us have a "better" history than countries like Finland - but that's not saying much.
There is no worse fate. I wish I was French, Italian, English, Russian or even Swedish - any other nationality with any kind of impressive history. I feel so helpless and rootless. All people ever do is laugh at my flag when in a historical context.
all the other reasons you said were invalid are way more valid for being depressed than that one, you fucking whiny bitch
Dylan Stewart
contact a psychiatrist preferably find a good one, you sound depressed
Jose Miller
Jow Forums in a nutshell.
Carter Evans
It doesn't matter if you're a historylet when you can dominate the present. :)
Charles James
See a psychiatrist you fucking retard
Jordan Gomez
Hold hands
Benjamin Bell
I know that feel
Jonathan Gutierrez
How can you know that feel? Even historylet Norway has more history than Finland. If anything you should be in a coffin right now out of sheer shame. I hate myself so much that I can't fathom hating myself even more, but you must be suicidal.
>Kingdom of Norway at least you had a kingdom. iceland is a total historylet country. in total isolation with the exception of few shipments a year from denmark and most people living in a mudshack until the early 20th century.
Matthew Long
You are correct, which is why I said >atleast we're "better" than countries like Finland and Iceland, and so on. Besides, you actually managed to be annexed by historylet Norway in 1262. I'd hate to be you, desu
Nathan Allen
cheer up. at least you’re not finnish
Xavier Morgan
>so that makes us have a "better" history than countries like Finland (and Iceland, and so on)- but that's not saying much.
honestly being born anywhere in europe is top-tier. complaining about being a historylet because you’re from iceland or norway is like complaining that you scored a 2380 on the SAT and not a 2400.
just imagine having been born in india, pakistan, or somalia
Josiah Hill
If e.g. Sweden is a 4/5 on the history scale, Norway is on a 2 and Iceland+Finland is on a 1. don't make it worse than it already is please
Hudson Jones
>Inspiring viking warrior culture still in vogue even today >Impressive, detailed, unique mythology with deep roots in nature >Great history of polar exploring, with some of the most important explorers that have ever lived >Breathtaking auroras in its Scandinavian sky, Norway is one of the most beautiful countries for natural landscapes: from mountains and cliffs to fjords and valleys >The purest, most well-bred European race, with a high IQ population and some of the tallest, strongest and healthiest people in the world Don't you dare complain
Explain? Are you from the Hebrides/Shetland/Orkney? By the way, "we" didn't sell off our part of the british isles, they were gambled away by the drunken danish king centuries later and forgotten about.
Kayden Sullivan
India has a richer history than all of Scandinavia
Aaron Jenkins
It's okay. You're rich, you have one of the highest quality of life of any country in the world. Like seriously, lend me some oil money you fucking snow jew
Colton Parker
new world countries are way worse than norway
Benjamin Walker
i mean in history also in everything else too lol
Joshua Campbell
Uncalled for, he was just trying to be sympathetic while you're targeting us for no apparent reason. Why the fuck are scandicucks so fucking obnoxious?
Sort yourself out and stop being pathetic because you can't resort to collective pride
Grayson Hernandez
Hey all but one of my grandparents were born in a mudshack
Hudson Young
i have small wrists dude, my life was over before it started
Joseph Harris
i think that my whole life was ruined by my thot mum shitting me out of her roast beef with flat feet. I have been cursed and now no girl (nor even girl (male)) will want my disfigured inferior bong self
>explorers The only people that may be called explorers as a race is the Portuguese
Austin Phillips
I wont expect a goblin to understand but the were you are born, language, monuments and way of life makes you. When you leave you country you represent it. Everything we have we own to our ancestors
Luke Williams
we can swap if you'd like ^^
Isaiah Davis
watched The King's Choice yesterday, why don't you become a monarchist?
Ayden Adams
>unrivaled natural beauty >rich as fuck country >home to the inspiring viking warrior culture >still has the monarchy >cute blondes >codfish being formerly relevant doesn't make things any better, honestly it just makes the pain of being a inconsequential european country a thousand times worse you should be happy with what you have Norgebro
