/brit/

I want to test my english accent more please give me the hardest words in english to say.

Jesus arrives in Jerusalem

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even after I quit smoking I still enjoy vaping and nicotine gum
nicotine is good for the brain
makes me think

sucking a golf ball

Freddo hot chocolate is dire

Pet niggle got out of his pen

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antiestablishmentarianism

I know the line is fine but it seems so blurred

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supercalafragilisticexpialadocious

pet nigger is sucking a golf ball

Will Doug be joining /souf/ or /norf/ after the split?

bureau de change

Subtly
Teleologically

always get fucked by r
cannot pronounce it properly for the life of me

ensemble

How do French people see smoking?

For me, it’s silk cut purple

Been sucked surreptitiously

me arrives in slovakia or wherver this is

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he's a chink so he's /jf/

Life in a northern town

If you don't smoke rollies your mate gets you from europe somewhere because they're a third of the price you're a bender simple as

seems like everyone hates france

chinky hands

Puke
Same price as marlboro gold but weaker and taste like shit
Same price as Benson but far weaker and taste like shit

gonna have a wank but not just yet

>Smoking fake tobacco
LMAO

saber? big fan

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it's that time again lads

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Can someone post some kev pics please lads its been a while

"sorry"

>not smoking tea

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Read this aloud on Vocaroo

i18nguy.com/chaos.html

You could buy cigarettes off Dream market for very cheap

vocaroo.com/i/s1V62UAGNSUG
I have been drinking a bit so be kind please

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can the yank repost that Misha webm?

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*makes you 200% likelier to shag if you pull these out*

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Good

that arse needs a black dick in it NOW

Did you not read the post bender there's no fakery involved
30g here £15
30g abroad 6€

can only stay up 14 hours before getting shattered nowadays

Reckon the girls would scatter quick if I pulled out such an obliviously virgin freakish pouch

I know la was just pulling your cock

I want to try this but it might be too long

you sound like you have phimosis

anglophile

I love france. and french people (as long as they are women)

Haha yeah shag tobacco innit haha

Lol

Calm down with the drugs and wanking then

If I can't fully retract my foreskin when erect does that mean I have phimosis?

Smoking? No thanks, I’m a renaissance man. You’ll only catch me vaping a premium syncreticisation of Ashaganwha extract, bull semen, trenbolone, nicotine and CBD.

High test and trenpilled

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built for black cock

tell us a joke lad

Post some music

Fuck off, nigger.

Any /dirtysouth/ man in? Step the fuck up

youtu.be/CFrW9_B93Pg

Drinking a beer
Mm beer haha

lmao look at that head
can just imagine what her dad looks like

Idiot

>Woman, 35, dies after falling into a commercial meat grinder at a Pennsylvania storage warehouse, sparking tributes from shocked co-workers and family

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youtube.com/watch?v=A0yxfVFDD-0

Is that like some of that southernplayalisticcaddilacfunkymusic type of deal?

back from nightwalk
was refreshing
walked along a beach at 10pm
was sandy
came back home now
am tired

corr thanks lad

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blog on

I don't know, no idea, but what I DO KNOW is that man didn't need all of these anti depressants for millions of years and now he does.

The problem is we don't kill anymore

I have transcended the facile boundaries of reality and am now a living work of art; spiritually, physically and intellectually.

Nigger

>According to the Sun-Gazette, firefighters worked for nearly 45 minutes disassembling the machine in order to recover her body.

Impossibly grim.

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Is this meant to be an insult or not
I want to be able to pass as an english person

get a life and cheer up you miserable freak

Need this, but gays and jews falling into it STAT

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can't get a better quality than this atrocity for some reason
vocaroo.com/i/s0hfsXWqi7cg

face like a slice of toast

I only know one joke, lad.

genuinely below average

machine obviously broken if there's any body to recover

You know it pal

youtu.be/SfPLcQhXpCc

>powderpuff shirt
well she’s certainly powder now wahey

Ah yes, a fellow jouster
New gimmick

>man didn't need all of these
>what is marketing

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alarm set for 3am

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why?

I think giving autists anabolic steroids is a very interesting thing and Jow Forums should be studied by academics for that exact reason

unironically enjoy blogposts
they are usually the only remotely interesting posts in a thread
the only shit blogposts are humblebrags or obvious bait

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I know, I don't even take paracetamol
I'm straight edge, bro.