/brit/ - British culture general

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They never knew what hit them. It's the 6 Hour War all over again.

lul

anime edition?

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where's churchill's headphones?

Lulz.

some people say i look like me dad

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hvad er jeres yndlings anime?

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I assume the joke is that he was fluent in German

nonces

when i'm drunk I dance like me dad

He was a polyglot you dumb hick.

alri

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mum bought me an easter egg and put it in my bag while i was visting. my bag had a bottle of xanax, 4 boxes of cocodamol and a tray of tramadol in it.
she didnt say anything but she definitely saw it all. im such a piece of shit.

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Pooed a darkie out me arse

PMSL

Are lad Jack
Fookin legend he is

why would that mean he's not wearing headphones?

would chin this specimen out without even balling my fist

junkie scum

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
Nuclear grade banter against Danes

The New IRA don't fuck about desu

I stopped watching the news because they never stop talking about Brexit. What happened?

have a mate that looks very similar
truly we are one people

oi
leav it out

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what the fuck is this? ive never used a proxy or vpn in my life and this ban has literally showed up 4 months late apparently

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>hmm yes I have a good quantity of spots on my face...but these two giant metal ones will be the centrepiece!

>SMOKING STRAIGHTS
baller

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If Denmark wasn't connected to Germany then it would probably have assumed Britain's position of dominance in world history. Imagine being cucked out of global relevance by a 50km strip of land.

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the fuck how many layers is he wearing

why are you carrying a small pharmacy with you to your parents you worthless crack head?

Dude... There are children on here

Police did a raid in a Republican area, big show of force (15 land rovers, 2 bomb disposal units and an unmarked British Army land rover). Some locals started to riot then a gunman shot a pistol at the police, it ricocheted off the land rover and killed a young journalist

come on barbie, let's go party
(oo-ah-oo)
(oo-ah-oo)

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CLEANUP ON AISLE /BRIT/

that's the netherlands lad

>FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>PIRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>ZORTTTTTTTTTTT

dont mind me lads

Chavs do that to hide their skinny physique
t. Chav whisperer

'kin 'ell

having a rod that big doesn't even look like it'd be good desu

It’s okay I’m covering their innocent little retinae

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Yeah same shit. Cucked by the GERMANIC BVLL

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really no different to Muslim terrorists shooting at police
IRA are dumb religious extremists who murder innocents too

104697542
Subpar bait

post one more anime and i'll have you arrested

first and last warning

They also gave all their oil rights from the Arctic to Norway, for literally no reason. Trillions up the swanee.

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Gypo Jacks not a chav

JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM

those earphones are sony innit

>The Prior and many of his men were killed. The kern had made a strong impression by their outlandish dress and their ferocity, riding back from raids with severed heads dangling from their bareback ponies. There were other Irishmen who, led by the Butler family, made a small but effective contribution to the Lancastrian war effort in France

Oh what I would give to go back to the days of yore, raiding france with my brethren and collecting their heads as is the victors wont.

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>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

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>I only have this on my harddrive to redpill the sjws

Crown forces shouldn’t have been trying to flex their muscles in a staunchly Republican ghetto.

Why would they

according to my factfile he is half chav half bricked-up pikey residing near norwich

The IRA don't give a solitary fuck about religion

tell a peng girl you can HMU

like irish people
hate english people

Depression is killing me lads, life is shit, and having gf trouble. Wish I was dead

Antique gimmiqué

what the fuck effie

Hear hear

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>gf trouble

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>he thinks he'll make it if he isn't trained in boxing/BJJ/grappling/striking

LMMAOOOOOOOOO

love choking out benders like you

You'll get through this, just momentary sadness innit

Yeah but he’s a nice lad who helps old people in a nursing home, he’s not an antisocial degenerate. I like jack.

so you're telling me ben affleck is batman AND daredevil

>British police shouldn't have been conducting raids in Muslim neighbourhoods so some random innocent deserved to be shot
That's you

>SHE DESERVED TO DIE, SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN STANDING IN THE WAY OF THE BULLET

Literally Islamic tier shithole logic.

*plays the bars of the runt cage with an old runt-bone like a xylophone*

Anyone got that pasta that ends with 'puts the fear up me'? Wouldn't mind the deano one with smiffy coming round to play fifa, either.

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>cerebral palsy

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I weigh 100KG and know how to box and have dabbled in Muay Thai I bet I could sleep you easy

BJJ is the preserve of autists who fear getting a knock to the head

i mightve needed it. bought the cocodamol while i was visiting, i had no intention of cwe'ing it at my mums house. plus the train journeys comfy as fuck when youre high.

thought /brit/ was leaking onto muh netflix then

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loving every laugh, cheers top lad

tried to post on /cum/ and I just can't
seems all underaged and/or tranny discord posters

alright which one of you is this lads?

delete this one pal

(typed out by my carer Joan)

the IRA did nothing wrong
english people were at fault

ah yes, the patriotic expat
truly a wretched creature.

>/brit/ coined 'peng'

sheltered neek

happy anzac day

You have to contextualise this narrative around the conflict that preceded it. The situation in NI is entirely different than some East London borough and you know it, the cops should have expected a reaction like this, it was fairly obvious they would antagonise the community.

Nobody said that but she was an LGBT advocate ugly journo dyke so I really don’t fucking care

>i weigh 100kg
fat bastard