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how do you legitimately get a girlfriend before I kill myself from loneliness
wouldn't it make more sense to start them off with a movie rather than a series that takes so much time investment?
i see you bitch ass niggas
im watching house with her right now and its not bad so i was thinking why not show her a series
just be yourself
if you have no normie methods to meet a girl (going to social events, through friends, co workers) then i would suggest using a dating website, prepare yourself for a lot of rejection and awkward dates, but eventually you could find someone
get an anime waifu instead
First for Mother Russia
is it your gf? i don't watch anime or really like it but there's been a few i liked, but i don't know if a chick would
you can't hug an anime...
The fr*ck? The flags don’t appear?!
>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.
well this is ass
I thought women just used Tinder for one time meet and fucks with men. Tinder and online dating also seems like a desperate measure
check my digits
use mobile data or find a proxy then
mother russia is a whore
i've seen better
i meant a dating site, not tinder, something like plenty of fish
oh really? can you do this [spoiler][/spoiler]
close your dirty mouth
What's everyone up to tonight? Took the week off, now I'm having some drinks.
My single dad used to use that and he's still single.
>Tinder and online dating also seems like a desperate measure
how old are you? you can often find yourself in a position where you're older, all your friends are in LTRs, and a lot of women don't really have female friends once they get older, and if you have a job where you don't work with a lot of people you're basically totally fucked(this is the position im in) and have to do online dating if you want to meet people (outside of going to bars or shows, or whatever you're into which is a crap shoot at best if you want a quality woman)
gonna eat albondigas like in 20 mins
Your digits suck, dude. Check mine, boom!!
You make it sound like I'm eternally fucked unless I do online dating. Are women at bars usually whores or cheaters?
whore cheaters
>Are women at bars usually whores or cheaters?
again, how old are you? if you've been in party environments you would know this
not all of them are but it's pretty fucking hard to figure out who is and isn't, it's not an ideal way to meet people but a lot of this also has to do with age, so if you want any reasonable advice i'm going to need to know that
do you have a good relationship with your uncle?
Good morning/evening cummies.
Today will be a good day.
i can do this all day
I have only aunts (NO JOKES)
>how old are you?
23
>if you've been in party environments you would know this
Never really been to a party
>a lot of this also has to do with age
I don't want to have to date a MILF. I did hear that older women are usually more faithful because they have more dating experience.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>he predicted his digits
HOLY SHIT
better run denny!!
only soyboys date MILFs
I love the touch of an experienced woman
You have to find someone with similar values to yourself. It's difficult but don't settle. You want someone who will commit and is serious about the relationship. The "just be yourself bro" meme's stupid, but it has some truth. Don't pretend to be someone. Just be kind, straight forward, and don't act like an autist and you should be fine.
But MILFs have more dating experience and more money. It's the best of both worlds
only real men can handle and properly satisfy MILFs
>I don't want to have to date a MILF. I did hear that older women are usually more faithful because they have more dating experience.
kek i was never suggesting that
you're still young, i wouldn't panic yet, it's very likely you'll meet someone in your normal path in life through various jobs and friends in the next 5 years
now, have you never had a gf and are a virgin or are you just a guy who has never been able to hold an actual LTR with a GF?
in my case i would date girls occasionally and they'd break up with me after a few months at most, and i would also sometimes have casual sex with women i had no intention of dating, i had quite a few friends and went out so meeting women wasn't hard but i wasn't really into trying to bang chicks or even really look for someone to date, but would still end up getting laid on occasion one way or another, now i am 30 and most of my friends are married or in serious LTRs, none of their female counter parts have very few or no female friends (this is pretty typical once women settle down), and i work at a tiny company, basically i would have to start doing night life shit again(where im certain i couldn't find the type of woman i'd be interested in dating now) or resort to internet dating
i guess the moral of my story is, don't panic quite yet, but don't end up like me
*starts running then falls over*
This is true. It's definitely hard to commit to a relationship when you're acting as someone else. But, you can't just throw yourself at women way out of your league and think being yourself will actually help.
spiders too close always make me jump initially.
pretty obvious, it was a little furbaby
Solvang, California was founded by Danish immigrants.
The bathroom cleaner guy is angry. Haha
Hello there.
I was raped by my ex girlfriend. We were both about 19-20. She tied me to the bed for a ‘teasing’ blowjob. Ok cool! But then she got on top of me even though I strongly, emphatically and repeatedly said ‘NO! STOP! NO MEANS NO!’ (this is what school/public safety infomercials taught me to do) But she didn’t care and she did a good job with the restraints. She got on top of me and rode me until I orgasmed against my will. I felt powerless and ashamed. I told some people but they kind of laughed it off. I think if gender roles were reversed it would’ve been taken more seriously.
Are you telling me you guys can't get dubs at will? lmao
Y-yeah....
>it's very likely you'll meet someone in your normal path in life through various jobs and friends in the next 5 years
I sincerely hope so.
>have you never had a gf and are a virgin or are you just a guy who has never been able to hold an actual LTR with a GF?
I'm still a virgin
>in my case i would date girls occasionally and they'd break up with me after a few months at most
That's the scariest part of dating though. You don't know who will remain faithful and going through a breakup looks like shit from what I've seen.
>i had quite a few friends and went out so meeting women wasn't hard
Is they key to meeting women through friends or acquaintances?
>none of their female counter parts have very few or no female friends (this is pretty typical once women settle down),
Is there any particular reason for this?
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a want to smash a tranny's head with a rock so bad bros
seek help
Hva så drenge?!
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He misspelled cock
Чe бля?
I too was raped by a female during my teen years.
I was 17 and dating a much older woman. She was batshit insane and I was depressed so I let things drag on for far too long, and through my clouded, depressed thoughts I realized I needed to break up with her if I wanted to get better. I went to her apartment to break up with her and she said that if I did she would kill herself. I was naive and fell for it and blamed myself for her deluded way of thinking and fell into her manipulations. She said she would kill herself if we didn’t fuck right then, to prove I still loved her and wanted her. I was young and thought that if I didn’t do this I’d essentially have someone’s blood on my hands. I couldn’t get it up naturally, but after awhile she got me erect and then she climbed on top of me. I just felt so defeated and I laid there like a corpse. She ground down on me for an hour, but it felt like forever. And even though I was much stronger and larger than her, she held my arms down. It hurt, and I winced with each downward movement she made. I just felt so apathetic and used and numb afterwards. I think rape of males among the latin american society is becoming a big problem.
my gf it's transgender though, but she's not like those that lurk Jow Forums, those are pure toxic pieces of shit
he's literally a psycho, he said before he's a creep IRL
why such a pussy bro? getting raped by a female sounds like the best thing that could ever happen to a person
thyme too slep
D-da
what thyme is it there, Sven?
that was another chilean, i pass as a normie irl
you're not the one who said he's a creep but get away with it because he's "handsome"?? you act just like him
bitch niggas
Can't believe there are others like me out there... Specially fellow Mexicans. I’ve been raped multiple times by different women in my life…. apparently I’m very… rapeable …. ?
I feel pretty indifferent about most of it. First there was the 19-year-old (male) step-cousin who made me blow him when I was like 5. I didn’t really care because I didn’t know what was going on, but it was mildly unpleasant just because dicks are kind of gross. He tried doing it again when I was a bit older and I refused, he tried to physically force me but I managed to get away. But now onto the women.
One of those times when I was six, his 15-year-old sister walked in on us and saw what was happening. Her solution was to ‘fix it’ by forcing me to eat her out/let her suck my dick, make out, etc. This went on for a few years, it wasn’t horrible but was pretty fucking strange. She told me I was her ‘practice boy’ so she could get good for her boyfriend.
Then there was that other time when I was 11 that my 40-year-old babysitter was taking care of me for the week while my mom was away, she decided to start coming into the bathtub and jerking me off every night. I think the strangest part was she would tell me ‘Good boy’ after I came, in that strange voice adults talk to kids, like I was a little kid eating his vegetables. I was old enough I knew it was bad, and she probably would have stopped if I asked, but fuck I had just recently started masturbating and it was honestly a lot nicer to just let her do it. Doesn’t make it right, but I wasn’t going to say no.
369 damn she fine
>Is they key to meeting women through friends or acquaintances?
usually, when i was your age i went to a lot of live music shows and played in bands and shit, so there were various social circles or you'd see the same people around at different events etc
>Is they key to meeting women through friends or acquaintances?
that's how almost everyone i know met their significant other, i would say most definitely
i have heard of nerds meeting nerd girls through other means, like nerd activities, but i have never really encountered a female nerd irl and i have no idea how any of that shit works
>going through a breakup looks like shit from what I've seen.
it is if you let it, it's not a big deal just move on (easier said than done i know) but that's really the only way to go about it
the girls i dated always broke up with me in under 6 months but i was dating a certain type of girl (punk/goth chicks who usually drank too much too often) so my advice on general psychology of being in a relationship women probably isn't useful, but given they were such short relationships they didn't phase me that much(most of the time)
>Is there any particular reason for this?
women don't really have loyalty and their friendships aren't really real friendships, a lot women don't really have hobbies or many reasons to have female friends or anything to do with one another, basically their friendships are to fill a void until they find a man
this happens to men too, to some degree, but not nearly as much since usually there's some sort of mutual benefit out of male friendships, as well as loyalty, and hobbies etc
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>leave for few weeks
>bunch of new flags show up
NIGGA WTF?
WHERE YOU GUYS LIVE? THAT SHIT SOUNDS LIKE A FIRST WORLD HORROR STORY.IN MY TOWN MALE RAPE USUALLY INVOLVE NIGGERS OR MARAS.
look at this butthurt
>getting raped by a woman is a horror
Gay!
Stop looking at me like that
make frens :)
awful thread
gonna fap and then watch something on showbox
fuck this shitty thread
The way I lost my virginity could arguably be seen as rape.
She was stronger than I was at that age and there wasn’t much I could do about it.
I was turned on, but I really didn’t want it to happen.
But, happen it did.
It’s kind of interesting, in an abstract way, that your body can be aroused even though your rational mind is trying to find a way out of the situation.
… I basically reached a point where I could have been traumatized by it, but something just “clicked” and I thought, “Well, better to enjoy it than let it hurt me.”
Need to shave my pubic area again.
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Not bad but check these out!
get out of here
this thread reads like a mexican rape story reddit or soemthing
get one of the nurses to do it bruce
>zando can't get dubs
Sasuga
I was too, by my ex, several times, spanning a period of around 3 months, then I finally had the courage to stop her, my current SO once made some jokes about it, and I couldn’t deal with it, it is something that leaves a scar forever, I was afraid, I know it might sound stupid but I used to think I deserved it, but nobody deserves it, it is the worst feeling ever….
if you're the real bn poster i hope you had a nice day, user
i hope some of this answered some of your questions or gave you some insight, this is some shit i've learned over the past decade