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a one way ticket to the nearest bioreactor

DON'T it's too plain and boring.
If game is a bad choice then take her somewhere, a restaurant etc..

bullet to the head

50 euros for a night

Ivan, play nice.

>a pizza as birthday present
holy based

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i already bought her that like 3 days ago, i didnt think to get it as a gift cause im a retard.
thats a good idea desu, ill run to town before she wakes up
she likes victoria 2 and Europa universalis 4
thats actually genius, weve been meanign to adopt a puppy, i can pretend i didnt forget and say we're gonna adopt one.

I forgot to ask the most important question, are you black?

getting rid of p*les is the nicest thing humanity could achieve

this is the only correct answer
OP, get your girl Imperator: Rome, she’ll think you’re up to speed with strategy games and it’s like £30 so it’s worth a fair bit too
she is waiting for you to buy it for her

yeah yeah laugh it up man, its not my fault i was panicking i legit didnt know what to get

buy her a loicense, traditional British collectible
>gift on Steam
>as a birthday gift
clearly you're just as socially inept as the pizzalord OP, so perhaps you should consider being a bit less generous with your advice

I think total war three kingdoms is coming out soon? you could just pre-order that for her
if not just get her every total war game she doesn’t have

I'm full blooded aryan sir.

unless she's autistic or a tranny don't get her a vidya game or something like that straight from the store. give her something that seems unique and personal even if its actually useless crap. women aren't logical.

i didnt even think of that, thats a good idea desu ill get her that. cheers

>mfw people who buy pizzas and steam giftcards on anniversary's have gfs

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three kingdoms comes out a month from now though, so get that and something else that’s gimmicky so that she doesn’t have to wait a month for it

just give 'em the cold shoulder treatment bro, they love that shit

>she likes victoria 2 and Europa universalis 4
if that's the case then listen to Ivan
the world has enough autistic people as it is, so carry out your eugenic duty and make this planet a little bit healthier

also i just fucking rralised that OP was about to buy his GF a pizza for her birthday
fucking howling

good

that's not good because he will waste aryan genes on some slavshit karyna

marcel idź spać

yes

extremely based

fuck off man she told me she really liked pizza and it was her favourite food, so i thought in my wisdom why not init.

i'll be getting her a mug now and a card now, along with a trip to an fancy Italian place and pre-order 3 kingdoms

crisis averted. cant believe this shit kept me up until half 2

unironically chad as fuck lmao

some infinite wisdom you’ve got there
can only imagine the look on her face when she wakes up from dreaming of what you’re going to spoil her with today and you end up getting her a 12” margherita

tell me it's because of weed and you're not like that on daily basis

take her to a nice fancy dinner at nandos la

simple as

ngl im cracking up rn thinking that i was about to do that aswell
i wish i could say it was weed bro but im honestly fucking retarded

>not getting the 12" and telling her there's more to come so you have more time to think

you seem a nice lad
how old is she going to be? be sure to spoil her silly x

For fuck's sake, if it's your gf then buy her a fucking flower (red rose preferrably, just don't buy a chrysanthemum) and a fancy box of Cadbury or something. It's not rocket science

marcel to nie człowiek, tylko idea, a idee nie śpią

big british cock would please her beyond any measure.

keep in mind if you treat her overly well on her first birthday being with you she’ll expect you to go further next year
so disappointing her and keeping her expectations low next year isn’t necessarily a bad thing
women are MALLIABLE WHORES THAT ARE EASY TO BE MANIPULATED. SINK YOUR 12” MARGHERITA INTO HER user.

nie zrozumiałeś metafory kurwa

she's gonna be 23
cheers lad, x
no homo.

fucking hell man your like my mum, alright alright, flowers and chocolates too. mate i didnt think polish girls would be such princesses, first they dont want pizza now they want flowers and chocolates too what the fuc.

to ja jestem metafora

heard tescos does chocolate pizzas
two birds with one stone, perhaps?

wrocaj do /polska/ wergin fłiks

literally every non-mental girl on this planet likes a flower and chocolates
it doesn't get simpler than this
also a flower and a small box of chocolates should be cheaper than a big pizza, so why would you even complain

imagine it’s your big 23, and you wake up to a frozen 12” pepperoni pizza next to your bed
and when you walk into the kitches, your boyfriend awkwardly tells you “i-i got you a game but you need to wait a month, so here’s a funny mug that says “pee poo willy” for now”

A ja jestem realna siła sprawcza, zaraz ci wepchne gdzies te ideę
Nie przeszkadzaj Stanli

miej seks

>imagine it’s your big 23, and you wake up to a frozen 12” pepperoni pizza next to your bed
>and when you walk into the kitches, your boyfriend awkwardly tells you “i-i got you a game but you need to wait a month, so here’s a funny mug that says “pee poo willy” for now”
Sounds great if you're not a f*male.

Byliśmy zaproszeni przez OP, mamy teraz prawo zostać tu ile chcemy. Zrobcie sobie threxit jak wam nie pasuje.

Ty jesteś sralna siła sprawcza

No dobra, rzeczywiście teraz sram, ale jak się nie uspokoisz to po pobudce będziesz miał to gówno na mordzie

ill have a look round, she wakes up at 10 ish so ill be able to check a few shops.
ok, you're right, ill get her those i said i would

I was joking
do not buy the gf a chocolate pizza, the ones at tescos are shite anyway

fuck it ill just get her some vodka and try get her drunk before i show her the birthday gifts

>vodka for a lady
how unbecoming
buy spirytus instead

i know what she likes, it tastes like shit though, its that vodka that is made with burnt tomato, soclipa or something

I still can't get over the pizza thing, I just had a shower and couldn't stop laughing, thankfully I didn't wake anyone up

this whole thread has been roasting me about that non stop, its an honest mistake anyone could make

>its an honest mistake
yes
>anyone could make
no