Be american

>be american
>brush your teeth
>die

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mudchild children can be american citizens but they can never be american. they cause more problems than they solve.

Do Canadians not brush their teeth?

Oral hygiene is important

Cute girl. I'd do her.

She's 11.

Damn what a sad fucking thing that happened.
>she was excited about her special toothpaste
:( just an innocent lil kid

As someone with food allergies, that shit sucks and is mentally exhausting figuring out what is in everything constantly. And ive unironically havnt checked the ingrediants in toothpaste for about 20 years now, shit has been the same forever now. Which is really stupid on my part cuz im severely allergic to latex as well, and it almost cost me my dick. I had a bunch of lambskin condoms in a drawer in my room, and one day i managed to bring a girl home, in the excitment of getting ready to bang i reached into my drawer and ripped open a condom package and slipped it on, 45 seconds into fucking this girl my dick started stinging and felt like it was quaking. I stopped and turned on the light wondering wtf was happening, my whole body at this point felt like it was it on fire and itching (and violently vibrating wtfff) . Next thing i know i woke up in the hospital hooked up to tubes, my cock was swollen twice its normal size and was completely numb. Not much happens when i touch latex but apparently my dickhole absorbed some. I got lucky and the girl i had over called the ambulance and saved my life. Anyway, as it turns out my roommate "borrowed" a few condoms from my room and replaced them with regular condoms a couple weeks later. Bastard damn near killed me, and those lambskin condoms are 3x more expensive than regular ones too. Basically people with severe allergies cannot let their guard down EVER.

>She's 11.
Yuck! too old

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Based patricians

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If her age is on the clock...

so she ate toothpaste and died? why should i care?

how many billions did this cost altogether?

what defines a true american pal? i'm curious

>flag
kek

You know it when you see it.

1. Train
2. Eat your vitamins
3. Say your prayers
4. Believe in yourself

A huwhite individual who was born in America and who can trace his roots back to Europe

someone who harmonizes perfectly with a certain dialect of american english. raffytaphy for example is pure american to me despite his hispanic ancestry. when i hear him speak it sounds like he's speaking from his heart rather than his mind. at that point you know someone is truly american.

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pink nipples

$5000 for ambulance
$23,000ish stay two days/lab/meds etc..

I had insurance though so it only cost me $6000

Allergies are for the genetically weak.

But only the people from Scandinavia are white. If your ancestors are from another part of Europe, you're automatically non-white. Your post is wrong.

So what? You probably think we should start breeding out people allergic to food and pollens right? Just would like you to know it is imoossible, even if we selectively bred only those with no allergies for 100,000 years there would always be more popping up. And good luck when you turn 24 and suddenly develope a seafood allergy out of nowhere. People can live for 30+ years just fine and one day you eat tuna and it almost kills you, and you cant eat it ever again.

apparently not you

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