>land of the ""free""
Land of the ""free""
Nicholas Martinez
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Samuel Cox
i will get a mail order bride from ukraine or something, move to michigan and have her arrested when she cuts her hair, screencap this and come check back in 5-7 years
Owen Russell
How such stupid laws are created? Well. In a city here in the Northeast, a mayor declared public holiday on his goat birthday.
John Evans
Being "free" literally just means private smaller governments policing what you do even more
if the government had rules as to what could and couldn't be enforced it would be a different story, but it isn't
Jose Phillips
Most likely there was a particular incident that happened, judges got pissed because the accused wasn't technically breaking any laws, and so they passed a law about it.
You can guess how most of them played out, like the Nevada one with the camel.
Evan Perry
Explosive golf ball? Really? Gun laws of USA allow grenades and dynamite?
Mason Howard
>Here’s the thing, though: Way back in the day, golf balls had liquid cores — and before we knew any better, those liquids were often caustic. Consider the tragic case of William J., a 10-year-old who dissected a golf ball in 1912 in order to find out what was inside. While he was in the process of performing the dissection, he “ruptured the small rubber bag in the center of the ball,” causing the bag’s contents to squirt him in the eye. The result was “immediate, excruciating pain, lacrimation, photophobia, redness, and edema of conjunctiva”; his cornea also became opaque. He was eventually able to regain some of the vision in his eye, but it required an awful lot of hospital visits.
Thus the law.
Ian Johnson
The Montana one is actually pretty commonplace. When railroads first started proliferating throughout the country they would end up cutting through a lot of farmland. The farmers would get pissed and put their livestock on the tracks in the hope of receiving compensation. There were plenty of court cases on this.
Michael Rodriguez
Kids being stupid. They will always be.
Adrian White
quality german post
Lincoln Garcia
>Be me
>Golfing like the pompous white prick that I am
>Place the ball on the tee
>WHACK
>mfw
Liam Johnson
In Sarasota, Florida, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bikini.
Zachary Johnson
>you can't own explosive golfballs
Colton Powell
Nu Yak Chity
Dominic Rodriguez
Who is the new York state to tell people not use flip flops?
Adam Thomas
In chicago you will get a $10,000 dollar fine for detonating a nuclear bomb within the city
Jace Howard
>NO YOU CANT FISH WITH DYNAMITE THATS ILLEGAL IN THE COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA
Lucas Cruz
That New Hampshire law makes perfect sense though, it's not weird at all.
Andrew Davis
There is always story behind laws like these.
How many f these are "angry husband" laws?
Adrian Richardson
Worth it
Luke Sanders
Men should never knit. NJ just needs to revise the law.
Angel Rivera
>be American
>free to do nothing but all troublesome shit like tips to some burger flipping people, giving people their tips, calculating how much taxes should they pay towards their Jewish lord and free from choosing any form of public transportation other than their Ford trucks that gobbles up 30 litre per 1km
Americans should realize their own problems
Mason Lopez
>USA allow grenades and dynamite?
Not really
Jonathan Butler
Flip flops are different than slippers.
Carson Morales
>Worth it
You'll wipe out most of the Polish population here.
Oliver Sanchez
Michigan is based and redpilled.
Benjamin Moore
>land of the """"""""""free""""""""""
Hudson Rodriguez
>injure the train
good riddance
Jordan Garcia
>Michigan
>it is illegal to knit during the fishing season
I would have loved to have been alive when this happened
>it should be illegal to knit- in the fishing season!
>here here everybody
>fuck them knitters, fuck em!
>rabble rousing
Landon Lewis
Id pay 20,000 for that.
Joshua Ramirez
Mexican reading comprehension
James Cox
iceland more like freeland
Colton Thomas
Every goyim with half a brain knows usa is a police state dictatorship no different than russia trying to pass off as a "democracy",like russia. No need to keep convincing yourself klaus
Gavin Ortiz
Some laws where created for specific reasons.
There is one state in america that is ilegal to carry a ice cream in their back pocket.
Why?
Because horse thief used to lure horses using a ice cream in their pockets, and the police could not do a thing.
Many "dumb" laws where created for the same reason and are not enforced because common sense.
William James
Logan Russell
>its illegal to pronounce ''arkansas'' wrong
>mfw its pronounced ''arkansaaaaaw'' and not ''r-kansas''
fuck ameritard
Juan Gutierrez
Every country has some weird laws. You guys just don't know about it.
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Also, Brazil has more than 100K laws, and we too have some weird ones:
>Illegal to eat watermelon (at the time they tough it caused yellow fever)
>Illegal to create antes at home
>100 fine if you write a banner with grammatical errors
>Illegal to wear masks in the carnival (thief where abusing tourists)
>Illegal to wear mini skirt (passed as a joke in some random town)
>Alien airport. A fine for extra terrestrial ships that dock outside the designated area. (some people actually believe in ETs)
>Anti conceptional ban. Lasted 24 hours in a small town.
>Extra fine for crimes against the nature during the weekends (they don't work at the weekends)
Colton Wood
>Guiding sheep onto a railroad track with intent to injure the train is subject to a fine up to $50,000 and serving at most five years in prison
Okay but that's actually reasonable. Everything else is bullshit though but I doubt half of those other laws are actually enforced.
Justin Reed
Found a few dumb laws outside murica:
>In Australia is illegal to replace a lamp if you are not a certified electrician.
>In Russia is illegal to teach a kid what is homosexuality (based)
>In France it's illegal to name a pig "Napoleon"
>In Sweden it's illegal to pay for sex, but sell it is not illegal
>In UK, a law requires that every whale caught by fishers be hand over to the queen
Levi Nelson
>>you can't own explosive golfballs
You should be though, I didn't even know this unconstitutional law existed.
Luis Morris
>land of the forced homosexuality
Samuel Davis
I’m glad I live in Virginia :)
Gavin Ramirez
You forgot Canada- it’s illegal to misgender someone
Jackson Watson
I doon't believe that any police officer would arrest you for calling a dude, a dude.
Found some from your state.
>In Waynesboro, Virginia, it is illegal for a female motorist to drive her car along Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the vehicle waving a red flag in his hands.
>In Prince William County, Virginia, it is illegal for a motorist to park their vehicle on a set of railroad tracks.
>Children cannot trick-or-treat on Halloween.
>In Richmond, Virginia, citizens cannot flip a coin in a dining establishment to see who gets to pay for coffee.
>It is illegal to tickle women.
>Virginians cannot spit on seagulls.
>Virginian women are required by law to wear a corset after sunset if they are with a male chaperone.
>If a male fondles a woman’s bottom, he can be sent to jail for 60 days.
>Virginians cannot hunt animals on Sundays, except for raccoons. Raccoons can be hunted until 2:00 a.m.
Blake Foster
Others from Virginia.
>It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. (Stafford County)
> No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. (Culpeper)
>It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. (Virginia Beach)
>A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm. (Dayton)
>If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
Christopher Smith
>>In Prince William County, Virginia, it is illegal for a motorist to park their vehicle on a set of railroad tracks.
How is that a dumb law? That’s a safety issue, plus it’s blocking infrastructure
Connor Phillips
You don't need laws for obvious things.
Adam Price
Wtf I love Virginia now
Andrew Foster
Murder is illegal right?
John Martin
>>In Waynesboro, Virginia, it is illegal for a female motorist to drive her car along Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the vehicle waving a red flag in his hands.
based and carpilled
Carson Bell
>A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm. (Dayton
>not allowed outside or inside
based
Alexander Morris
Come here and say “ar-kan-sas” and I will bounce your skull like a basketball little man
Camden Lewis
> It is illegal to drive with an uncaged bear
wtf? How does the UN allow such an oppresion of the russian Diaspora in Missouri?
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Ayden White
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-kansas
stupid sharter
Easton Taylor
The only laws here that would ever actually affect anyone are Mississippi and New Mexico, which are admittedly retarded and anti-first amendment; most of the others wouldn't even be enforced (aside from the Mass one, but that's less about explosive golf balls and more because it's an explosive in general)