>want to move to america
>cant because no green card
seriously what the fuck is this bullshit. its not like i come from a 3rd world country. im from the UK and with a danish passport. How to i get to america bro's? i dont want to live my whole life in the UK. do i need to start a Jow Forums there or what?
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also, how is it possible that so many shitskins get to go there because "muh asylum" and "human rights" but an educated UK citizen cant... can i claim asylum as well?
if it was that easy half of Europe would migrate immediately including myself, you can play the green card lottery (unless the donald already banned it), marry some american hoe for money or try with a working visa but good luck competing with paeets from the IT sector taking the entire visa pool each year (and it costs money to open a case for you by a lawyer which you won't get back).
Why would you ever want to move to this piece of shit?
if you arent mexican or south american you cant get in, the jews dont want you
>get a fake Mexican passport
>walk across the border
>get preferential treatment
>how is it possible that so many shitskins get to go there because "muh asylum" and "human rights" but an educated UK citizen cant...
You can ask yourself that because UK/EU is no different. I'm a Ukrainian software engineer and I have to jump through a million hoops to get the job there, and most of the time I'm simply rejected because they don't want to bother with permits straight away.
But shitskins sleeping on Munich streets - WELCOME BROTHERS
well ive given it some thought. im 18 btw. i dropped out after doing my GCSE's (which is 16 for thos non-UK anons) to work. Do you think i should get my A-levels so that I can go to an american uni? seems like a whole lot of wasted time and money tho. but desu american uni sounds pretty cool
I wouldn't fall for the uni jew, you're gonna pay a shitload of money and once your student visa is over you're on your own fighting for survival and a greencard/working visa again, unless it's some good uni that guarantees you a permanent stay.
I think marrying a hoe is the fastest and easiest way, you need to be married for like 2 years only and you get a permanent greencard and can divorce the hoe
Don't over think it. Get a Visa to visit, go and never come back. Marry/get married to a hoe for the money/papers and you are good to go. Planning my trip next month.
stay the fuck out faggot
trade with me, I'll go live in DK
I live in the US and want to live in the UK, maybe if we ask nice our governments will let us trade
I hope Tyrone or Cletus guns you down Pulkit Pajeet Pandit
Also, I wish it was easy to get UK status, I would love to move to Spain or England
Anyone have a hoe sister? Pilot here
Why though? Why not go somewhere in Europe? I presume British citizens can still freely travel to EU countries at this point. University would be much cheaper, maybe even free in some places.
тoвapищ you're worth about as much as a shitskin in western yurop
Honestly agree, if it was pre-rapefugee era I'd support open borders between first world countries. Now we'd need some sort of vetting sytem, maybe you could need either $50,000 in the bank or a 4-year college degree. I don't want the out of apefrica shitskins who have overtaken France to come here and start raping people because they "identify as french" now.
America is big and largely underutilized. Even our cities could grow 2-3x without expanding their borders (infill). I'd love to have eurobros come, and I'd love to do a few years working in another first world country.
But no. Because mexicans had to abuse the system.
If you give me $40,000 I'll marry you to get you your greencard (I'm a girl.) Can't be pissed for less than that, though.
You're not with it are you?
(((They))) don't want white people in the United States
>Because mexicans had to abuse the system.
>If you give me $40,000 I'll marry you to get you your greencard
You're part of the fucking problem you stupid cunt. If you ask me your citizenship should be revoked.
probably because he can only speak English like most UK and US peasants
>its not like i come from a 3rd world country
>im from the UK
why would you want to move to the USA?
t. aussie moving to the uk soon
>I'm a girl
The fuck does that matter now that fag marriage is federally legal? OP should just marry a guy to make it easier, it's not like he actually has to fuck him to get a green card.
fucking Ukrainians, faggy wannabe Russians
Stay away. We don’t won’t your tea sippin, crooked teeth having, pale skin lookin ass here in the great US of A
I went the other way but came back with an Aussie wife instead, Australia is way too warm
You would rather have wetbacks?
i have no problem with white immigration. You could take half of the Netherlands and dump them here and I'd be fine with it. Niggers and spics have no place here and need to go back.
Anyone saying they don't want white immigrants is 100% guaranteed to be non-white or a rabid Marxist progressive. All whites welcome, no matter what the policies our shitty government currently has.
Our government dosen’t want whites. 1/3rd of El Salvador lives in the US because of an earthquake that happened 20 years ago. Nobody was asked if we wanted it, they just came.
> Swede
> worked in UK
> worked in Spain
> US for 10 years, never moving back
> $150K for decent tech skills, 401K matching extra $22K per year, HSA, IRA, plus low taxes, cheap housing
> pick of the top tier of a wide variety of women since half the men are living with their mothers or struggling to make a car payment
we have enough degenerate losers here already. sorry bro
Pretty fucking depressing. A country is only as good as the people that fill it, and they aren't sending their best.
>i have no problem with white immigration.
Its not immigration thats the problem, its retards like you that are willing to sell a fraudulent marriage to give anyone citizenship status in return for a quick buck. Any chance to come to the greatest country on the planet should be based on merit or a LEGITIMATE marriage... Not some faggot paying a retarded fucking whore $40,000. GTFO of my country.
>Any chance to come to the greatest country on the planet should be based on merit
OP here. how come some absolute shitskins can get in so easily but i cant then? I have far better merit than them. strong educational foundation along with skills like being able to program.
>why would they want over $30k in tax money
Jokes on you, I was born in Russia
>>want to move to america
>>cant because no green card
Hey, I have lived in the states for 12 years, got a green card, had the possiblity of a passport. left about 10 years ago NEVER going back, OP fell for the 'Merika meme.
Serious OP, so many better countries. 'Merika is actually a 3rd world country outside of the big the cities....
Hi, fellow lived in a 'Merika and know its a meme bro
well where should i go instead?
For some reason, whites have a hard time moving to literally ANY country. Good luck with America. Bring a skill and or money and you might have better luck.
Wrong faggot
American cities are a 3rd world ghetto, everywhere else is fine
Canada best mix of UK/'Merika if that is your goal. If you get a Canadian passport you can go to 'Merika for 6 months. You would not want any long as it puts you in the 'Merikan tax system.
FYI NEVER become a citizen of 'Merika, they are the only country that uses global taxation...
t. Canadian/UK/Irish passports
Out side of cities ppl live in literal shacks + trailer parks....The whole country is fucked
I'll greencard marry you for 5 BTC
overpriced
actually pretty reasonable since it'll be about 3 years of marriage till we could safely divorce with the immigration residency still intact and without raising suspicions. Plus I cook a mean breakfast
Well you can just claim asylum like my parents did, but only if you're being actively genocided
no thanks to you ya fuckin brit, otherwise we'd still be living in africa
>UK
>not a third world country
Pick one, Barry.
Hold up, your throwing in breakfast!
You couldn't pay me to live in 'Merika user
How old are you?
Urbanite faggot
>Urbanite
Sorry its just reality about 'Merika. Here, I life in a lovely village, Train station is 5 min walk, 45 min on the train to London. Train operates 24hrs/day. I don't like living in the city, but I don't mind going to down there every once in while.
Sorry buddy, brown third worlders only
>How to tell someone hasn't been to America
It feels great being mestizo living in the USA and watching you cumskin faggots try to get here. Heh, nothing personal bong but stay where the fuck you are, faggot.
>How to tell someone has never left 'Merika
America is garbage but saying the cities are the only good part is backwards
And enjoy ur forced conversion to Islam within the decade
OBSESSED
I've been all over, nicest overall place I've lived is Japan. The reason I didn't stay their is that 1) they don't want dirty foreigners to become citizens (based), and 2) personal freedoms are much smaller there (much like in the very diminished UK). I like owning guns and multiple cars, and having a big house, and being able to shoot dead any disgusting scum that decides to try and take from me. I prefer the absolute freedom over coddled servitude. You cant have that in most countries, but you can in America. If your a weak faggot, please don't come here, you won't make it.
but you need to make them believe the relationship is real, you have to go to interview, show some pictures together etc, I wouldn't kiss a fucking man even if it meant a greencard to Mars
Of course ppl have some lovely places outside of the city, but not a massive # of them. I will say I was in boy scouts & went hiking/adventures regularly, I loved it! If was in the UK/Europe i would have never had the great scenery /adventures i had.
Are some of the UK laws, yes, yes they are. BUT I rarely see cops here + the cops are much friendlier here + ppl don't get busted for speeding as the such.
Keep your guns, I am out of the UK soon. Like I want to defend someone else's shithole. Fuck that shit I will simply leave...
only the middle classes or someone married to a foreigner bothers learning a another language they teach us basic french thats about it, most working class folk would prefer freedom of movement with anglo countries because of this desu
So just walk across the border and refuse to leave.
It's worked for millions.
dont they arrest you? or force you on a flight back?
Fuck off we're full
The suburbs are paradise the only reason the inner city people hate the government is because they're poor STOP BEING POOR it doesnt matter where you live you're going to suffer if you're a lower class loser
Move somewhere that’s mostly white, like 99%. Such Communities are healthier as long as they have a functioning economy. However much of America is evolving into an uncultured corporate shithole rife with fear and division. I’m an American and I left for a 3rd world country because of that reason. I feel sad sometimes because the Jews took my home away, but when the world wakes up I will be back ready to kill. But that probably won’t happen however I’m happy knowing every cunt I encountered I Need America is shaking I’m their uggs and timberlands waiting for someome to go postal or suicide bomb them. Feels good and bad lol
do some research you mongol
EU: Slovenia, Czech, Poland
Asia: China mainland rural areas, Malaysia or Thailand
basically rural area for all of these, theres no reason to live in the city. just live 10-20 mins away from the city and pay a lot less in rent etc.
> Malaysia
i unironically have a good friend who lives there and have been there several times. outside KL is shit. I stayed with him in Ipoh. shit shit shit. its a fucking third world-like country in the rural areas. would imagine thailand is similar.
Just stay here illegally like everyone else
as a matter of coincidence, I stayed 10 weeks in Ipoh and Kampar lmao
I guess we have different opinions on what matters
to me it seemed pretty fucking chill
Spectre flat came out and said that jews were behind trying to make Europe multicultural and faggots still say its just a conspiracy theory when you mention kikes.
Finish your A-levels brahseph, you definitely need to finish high school or most serious jobs will think you're some kind of retard.
Since you can already program I'd recommend studying computer science- trust me this will easily be the most valuable skill to have in a future where AI will take over a significant portion of all white-collar jobs in the very near future.
I wouldn't recommend going to uni in the UK- shit's expensive as fuck and Brit uni life is generally pretty lame (all they do is drink beer and get trashed multiple times a week).
Since you have a Danish passport you can study anywhere you want in Europe and get a big discount- I'm Dutch and it's hella fun for international students here and the tuition is like 2000 euros annually, pretty much nothing compared to what americucks are being jewed for in their country. If you do decide to study here come to Amsterdam or Rotterdam and you'll have a good time, I enjoyed the fook out out it.
So finish your A-levels at the very least and then think about doing at least a bachelor- do it somewhere in EU outside of the UK and have a great time without finishing your degree 6 figures in debt.
Yeh the noodles are good there but i dont really see myself being able to live there. somewhere where the avg. person has similar standards of wealth as in the UK, i would be happy to move to.
the thing is im 18 lol. if i go back to get my A-levels, i would be in classes with 16 yo's.
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Yeah not gonna lie it would prob be pretty shitty but it's the better decision for the long term imo.
Once you get to uni you'll have an advantage being 2 years older than the other faggots in your year and it'll be easier to smash all the bishes.
Honestly the reason I'd recommend finishing high school is so you can get a bachelor in something useful like CS. Once you've got that skillset it just pretty much gives you a safety net to be able to easily find a decent wagecuck job to stack cash in case any of your own side hustles aren't working out.
Programming is also the best skillset that you could use to freelance once you get to a certain level of experience if you want to live the location-independent lifestyle to stack cash outside of hella expensive western countries.
yeah, im the exact opposite
I want to live somewhere where the wealth level standards are a lot lower than UK or similar 1st world country to get the most purchasing power out of my money
granted I would only move to such country after I have already amassed a substantial amount of money diversified in crypto, stocks, precious metals etc. etc.
You're Danish if you have a Danish passport.
Stop larping as a bong.
Get in line, motherfucker.
Or mary an American waify.
I have lived in the UK my whole life faggot
>retire with $30000
$2000 a month lol. That will last just over a year. what is this retarded cnbc shilling
Preferential treatment LOL. Is that what you call locking people up and taking their kids away? Amazing ignorant retard
Where in the marriage contract does it say you have to be in love or kiss the person you're marrying? If there were stipulations on being in a loving romantic relationship in order to get married, Vegas weddings wouldn't be valid.
>educated UK citizen
>no qualifications past GCSE's
oh my
Be proud of your heritage.
>
can you get into uni without a-levels? i have around $170k in crypto if that somehow helps.
Are all Danes this cucked? Kek what faggots
No place for you here, incel.