/brit/

alright ill give it a go
might go to a library and see what's there, i cant order books online because my apartment fucking sucks and the delivery guys are dumb as fuck

based

Why not? I love it. Depending on the tone and how harsh you say it, usually the girl in some way (or some part of her) wants to deny you but she cant help herself and whaddya know, she's sucking
Makes me rock hard, only thing better is finishing in her
Don't like Asian women.

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I read on walks. People say it decreases your ability to read but i think it deals with my natural urge to expend energy elsewhere

poo

>Don't like Asian women.
Didn't post any Asian women.

>women

Usually with my gfs we have like little conversations during sex or just before so to cut her off while she's talking and just say "suck" in a demanding way makes me hard. With the ex she even did like the shocked face as if to say you cheeky prick but then well... she sucked my cock
Don't like Asian men either

look at what you’re replying to you thick cretin

don't want to toil lads

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bender

Post large felines

Well I say that but it's not like I'm a big fan of blowjobs really. I don't even like them that much and much prefer to just shag.
Nah I like women

someone post a willy

haven't smoked a fag for 41 hours lads
I'm going to make it

*posts my massive throbbing dong*

>ONE NIL TO NGUBU, ONE NIL...

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Sorry no benders allowed to see it

Girls don’t poo.

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the fact is that if i were presented with ample opportunity, i would shag your mum
probably your grandma too

why did Eric cantina post a cock bashing an egg

trains are delayed. toilberg will be fuming

Born: 1 March 1996 (age 23 years)

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take the bus

>eeee git in ma fackin car u WHITE SLAG

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Why won't I stop gaining weight

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the gee eff

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look absolutely scrumptious in my new shirt
perhaps not for me to say, but if pressed, i would suggest i look like ryan from the oc

no buses

Another word for a girl’s pigtails? Handlebars.

Ah yes thanks for reminding me I just have work and the gf left now

is that a pornographic actress

>frosted tips
HAHAHAHAH WHAT A VIRGIN GIMP

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Vote UKIP mrs batten wants a new house

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Anyone else realise that they wasted their teenage years to depression and now their personality is basically being depressed?

no. it's realize* chimp

He's a ufc fighter though

ah, a low IQ virgin gimp
interesting.

Vote UKIP sargon wants thousands of pounds because that would be epic!

never have any fun dreams any more, it's always dreaming about toil or family dinners or other mundane tripe

need to be able to fly, or score in the fa cup final, or perhaps even have the occasional dreamshag

This is PEAK levels of COPE.

youtube.com/watch?v=rZqd67p7dRE

I thought Sargon was rich

now their personality is basically being depressed?
by that do you just mean you have no hobbies or social life?

I mean if you start lifting properly at 16 and if you're consistent with it you would expect to look like this if not better.

cant believe the man punched the man

Hes fairly well from patreon bux but he'd just be earning 10s of thousands to trole libs at eu parliament.

I thought he was supposed to be rich even before doing YouTube

>77 world youth championships in karate
>undefeated kickboxer, with his record standing at 15–0
>Degree in petroleum engineering
COPE

carl of swindon

>and another friend nonchalantly mentions he's buying a first house worth over 400k

Aaaaahhh fucking yes. Getting a little tired of this one right here

>if

>body of hercules
>hair of phil neville

You know that by saying 'the' gf, you sound like you were born in 1920.
Come to think of it, why do younger people copy the older generation's way of speaking, even though it sounds outdated and completely inauthentic?
Luvvly jubbly the missus for a bit of 'ow's your father

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the gamer gimps on my sixth form who watched sargon in 2017~ is what i imagine most /brit/ and Jow Forums posters to be like
>autistic
>talked in memes
>had slightly southern sounding accents despite being born and raised in the north
>thought they were on some next level shit for disliking feminists
>most discussion revolved around last nights gaming session and the epic memes that were posted in discord

dave is literally always here wtf is wrong with him

just been informed they will not be progressing my application to the interview stage

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Dave here ama

you gay?

Because some of us learn English from people to our family and people in our local area and not by watching American films and tele programmes.

sounds like you spend a lot of time around these gamer gimps

Nope

didnt have a choice, did i? they were in all my classes

He spends most of his time around little kids the sick nonce

This is the Sargon of Akakd fan
youtube.com/watch?v=lqerF-_DN38

yeah just like your forced at gun point to post here

If you can make it even 3 mins in then you must be autistic

did i hit a nerve?
i was posting here before r/thedonald invaded and ill be posting here when you all get bored and leave

>that accent
>that first 60 seconds

laughed in real life

Genuinely don't know any poltards irl
Don't know any brexiteers under the age of 50, don't even know any young people who vote tory

Suspect these people only exist on the internet

Me? Hate real women

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No lol he was doing runt jobs

just because you were raised by yankoid media and a gormless single mother, doesn't mean we should stamp out any influence from our elders and their culture

just saying
it seems like you actively seek out spending time with these people

Naw bruv we shud be talkin da propa modurn english innit mandem?

All of the YouTuber """"""""intellectuals""""""""" are mongs hence them being YouTube """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""intellectuals""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Your parents even if they're boomers are too young to be speaking that way
Can you imagine if you used ww1 era terms and phrases in primary or secondary school?

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Hat.

shadily, brothers
free kekistan
brexit means brexit

The gf is my property and I have her chained to the radiator in the kitchen

Can you imagine being so isolated from British culture to think saying 'The wife' and 'The Missus' is uncommon? Fuck off Americanised nigger.

He’s right though

wtf are you going on about
saying "the gf" isn't that old

disdain for modern slang is a sympton of autism

no he isn't you fucking weirdo

Joe Biden is set to announce that he's running for the White House - again.
The well-known Democrat has almost 50 years of political service, including his time as US vice-president to Barack Obama. But will that be enough?

dis senpai innit blud dem old ppl be bare bitta lyk wot da fuck cuz dem man aint even speek in da propa londong accent n ting

finna shank dem

AYO TREEZA I AINT FORGOT