I am 18 NEET fresh out of HS and want to make money outside of a shitty wagecuck job.
I dont know a thing about crypto or how mining works or whatever.
Would you kindly green text the process and educate me and other noobs or provide no bullshit youtube videos?
nigger
Buy Link, get out
I'm not new to Jow Forums I'm new to Jow Forums so dont try that "scare off the normie" shit on me boii
There are no ''no bullshit youtube video's''. This market is high stakes. Everything you see and hear has some agenda behind it. To think someone would educate you for free without some incentive is ludicrous
I have a question for you
If one of your 18 year old classmates started dating a 23 year old would you think he/ they were weird for it?
A-Asking for a friend...
which deagle skin am that?
Wew gtfo
18 year old female 23 year old male
I wouldnt give a shit, when I was 13 I split with my gf at the time who ended up dating a 34 year old.
Fuck off ape this is a white Christian board
Wut the fuck? Lol story time
Also buy Chainlink
Thanks for a tip.
She was a half white half Hispanic who grew up with gang member parents and her dad was in prison for most of her life.
As weird as it sounds but even at 13 she had rape fantasies and was very corrupted. But late at night we would go online to this game called "draw my thing" and randoms would join the local server.
One of the randoms being that pedo started to dm her. I fuckin warned her that he was a damn pedo but she insisted he was just a friendly guy who liked MLP as much as her which I found very fuckin bizarre. Eventually we broke up and guess who tf she goes to, yeah that mf. She tried to make me jealous by comparing dick sized, like wtf I was 13 going through puberty, my dick would later grow another three in so of fucking course he had a *slighty* bigger dick. I fucking hated him but I didn't give a fuck after a week or so as I started talking to other girls in a drawing class.
>caring if people think you’re weird
Holy fuck go back to pleddit you pathetic faggot.
fuck off nigger. go sell dime bags or jordans or whatever it is monkeys do
Where tf are you getting that I'm a nigger? Hopefully not my OP pic because I would be concerned of your autism percentage.
You know those engravings give you no tactical advantage what so ever?
2015 wants you back
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand crypto. The market is extremely volatile, and without a solid grasp of Elliot Wave Theory most of the indicators will go over a typical trader's head. There's also the whales’ nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their price manipulations - their personal philosophy draw heavily from god.pdf, for instance. /bizraelis/ understand this market; they have the intellectual capacity to precisely time the highs and lows of these P&Ds, to realize that shitcoins are not just funny- they say something deep about ECONOMY. As a consequence people who don’t invest in crypto truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Carlos Matos’ existencial catchphrase "Wasso wasso wasso wasso wassupppppp" which itself is a cryptic reference to the South Sea Company. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brian Kelly's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Chainlink tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5000 linkies of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>mgs3 meme
>2015
Wtf
It’s too late to make money in crypto if you’re not in already.
still time to buy chainlink. you can double your money if you get in under $500
To make this simple for you:
Crypto is all based off Bitcoin (BTC). To get cash (fiat) into the system in the first place, if you’re American you’re pretty much limited to using Coinbase or Kraken (I hate Kraken). It takes about a week for money to move from your bank account and finalize a transaction. You’re better off transferring cash into your account and then using that to buy BTC or maybe Ethereum.
From there, you can either move the money to a wallet app and store it on your phone or computer or you can move it to another exchange with other coins to trade for. There are thousands of other coins, but they are priced in BTC (in the smallest units of Bitcoin, called Satoshis—kind of like a BTC version of a penny) and basically follow BTC’s ups and downs because of that, but with bigger swings.
That means the purpose of trading is to accumulate Satoshi value. Let’s say you trade BTC to buy one of those Alt coins. You buy it for 10 sats and sell it later for 12 sats. You made a 20% profit in sats. Unfortunately, BTC shits the bed and the price drops 25% at this time, so now your investment is worth less cash right now... but you’ve just increased your amount of satoshis, You simply wait until BTC to go back up in price and now you’ve amplified your profits—instead of owning $10 sats of BTC that would be worth $10, now you own 12 sats of BTC that are worth $12.
Never put in any money that you’ll miss. If you need to start with $100-$200, that’s fine. It’s better to learn by playing the game and learn as you go from studying than to buy some rip off course. Be patient and give yourself time to learn how this all works. Also, remember that this market isn’t rational. There is a lot of stupid money in this space and scammers to to take it.
That should get you started. Good luck, user.
Also, for the love of God, do not ever lose your wallet or keys! Probably half of the Bitcoin in existence is lost forever because somebody’s hard drive died or they lost their keys. For security and decentralization purposes, there is no way to recover those. Thousands of people would be Bitcoin millionaires now if they hadn’t lost access to the wallets that hold it. People calll Bitcoin digital gold and that’s not exactly true, but just like gold you are FUCKED if you lose it because nobody’s giving it back to you.
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