/balt/

Faggot pedik

sossi hui mudak

>stop telling me to make children grandma

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>tfw no gf

bro, just go out and get one. simple as

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Just go along with it and agree to whatever they say.

>tfw flip between tfw no gf and tfw fuck yes no gf no worries mate

I think I'll hit up my ex again, I don't know how to get other girls.

>fucking an ex
that's a really shitty rabbit hole to go down

>tfw fuck yes no gf no worries mate
that’s a based feel, comrade

I'm desperate, lad, haven't had anyone in 3 years since her. Should I still keep waiting?

>tfw burp up a recently eatem garlic kebab

>ever having sex
enjoy your no wizard powers, retard, why do you need sex anyway? Just jack off, lmao

wizards get to grope women in a tree and get paid for it

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3 more girls have been employed by my maccas

have sex

have you got no self-respect at all?

are they cute?

he might not have self-respect, but he has the respect of all the drunk and high people who are after a shitburger late at night

One is cute
One is plain
One is an ugly ironing board

RESPECT

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>start chatting with a grille
>she offers to meet but wants me to shave my beard

how about no

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>ugly ironing board
sounds like my type

t. no self respect

so you like a hairy bussi and armpits on a woman. very nice

I have babby face without beard even though I'm 25

have sex

so? if she's into that then go for it. surely a chick who likes beards wouldn't ask you to shave

she is afraid of the power of the beard

I've been talking to multiple grilles some like the beard, but I've gone furthest with this one and she asks me to shave so it's a tough dilemma

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just shave it faggot

a true man is not afraid to cast aside what he considers making him manly. remember this for life

how am I gonna flex on girls with my dark hair and without my ginger santa beard

>flex
being a cringelord isn't gonna help

explain THIS

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that's a funny dildo you got there

>not being a coke fiend until you basically ruin your nose

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Most turn to injecting before it happens

This guy was doing coke/heroin for 3 decades and snorted glass also "accidentally".

lol

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Thread theme song.

youtube.com/watch?v=qQJyBLFuG4c

First for send all R*ssoids to concentration camps.

does he still make music?

>asking nigga who made over 1000 albums if he still makes music

of course he does, but he's also real estate broker

i know that he used to release multiple albums every week
i was asking if he still does it

He based.

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Kārums...

huiarums

youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco

ej dirst

fucking faggots changed the label. i was ok. you need to sell it to nufags. alri. change the kranklis. whatever. and then the faggots removed the kranklis. that was the red line for me. disrespect.

THEY REMOVED THE KRANKLER?

I'm really disappointed about kranklis being removed. Maybe /balt/ needs to write some emails to kārums to get kranklis back?

Okay lets start one word per post.

Dear

definitely. might not even harm if a larger number of personnel is sending complaints

faggots

My

wife's

son

is

that face looks like a balloon.

transgender

Yours

fungly

Truelly

That first sip of the day

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nigger

PS:

I'm sipping my second sip of the day

damn
she's checking if you have a wimp skull and hiding everything behind a beard IT'S OVER bro unless you have a good jawline

Still looks better than average 29 yo alcoholic here

>slanted eyes
>very weak beard growth
>asian hair
Sure is mellow being yellow

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I have a beard to hide my manly jawline and keep the succubi away.

My jawline is pretty noice, but I put on some weight after winter so it's not as defined now, when I'm at my normal weight I can cut bricks with it

>varg dog
It's "Barg", you imbecile.

Is it your dog or some other Lith user's? Post more pics. I need to more pictures in my barg folder.

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Based.

You just perfectly described average Estonian male

Better to be yellow than to be a sl*v

>be me
>slavasian
>tfw

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vitun turvenuija :dd

>vitun kalkun
Haista vittu isomies

youtube.com/watch?v=Kn9l-swXGIQ

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translate pls, what is he ranting about?

he hates that the other guy is blasting crazy frog everyday in his forest

they are basically arguing over this pile of tree branches and sticks, the risumies (literally The Sticks Man) gets really pissed off and insults the other dude in a really fucking funny and retarded way (Haista vittu iso mies :D :D) whilst the other dude acts really calm and somewhat autistic. This whole interaction is literally spurdo spärde. Also a few classics

youtube.com/watch?v=RA-IrlB4-7c
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youtube.com/watch?v=UFPA02lRXFM

A true man also does whatever he wants and doesn't follow the orders of some roastie that's only purpose is to leech of the creations of man and shit out babbies
Is this actually real?

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