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disgusting claws

Rub lip balm on it

need those dainty digits up my arsehole pronto

Freaky non-westerners do this
It’s like you’re non literate
Just pick one name

Why do some birds have those GRIM deflated tits

It would just dodge it

why else did arya ask for a spear thing that can detach though

I did tell him for this

Bugchaser

sorry mate, we can't all be fucking perfect goddesses
prick

Wales, Central London, SouthWest and Borders cucked

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>peroni

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Sainsbury's Taste the Difference 5% American style IPA is unironically the best beer you can buy right now.

>little girl throwing a javelin at a far enough distance and with enough force to kill someone
lol

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Load as fuck tourists on the train
Trying to do a paper shut the fuck up

>yorkshire not tetleys

Peroni is actuially the only good one on that list.

>drinking carling or Fosters

absolutely rank

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love a cup of tetley black tea
4 sugars
lovely

OH SHIT GUESS WHOSE IN THE NEW BOND???!

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>wales
>peroni

Very random

southerners have never even dreamed of this level of comfy

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Not gonna lie, she would batter the shit out of me.

I’m a wonderful citizen. How do you think I've got this house if I'm not? They've given me this council. This is the best little city on earth. I’ve been everywhere else and now I’m right here, right here on the family patch.

holy
fucking
PENG

>4 sugars
You a hummingbird?

t. puts on point leather shoes to drink Peroni in Zizzis with the missus

When you go to a house in Yorkshire and you get asked if you want a drink and would Tetley be okay, how do you know if you'll get a cup of tea or a can of beer?

err
dunno I see loads fitter girls any time I’m at a beach than her

Accidentally ate shit that I forgot I took in a nutella jar when I was young

>Be Me
>around 6years old
>going on trip to the beach to collect some clams with empty nutella jar
>Have to take a shit while in my dad's car
>can't leave the car because traffic
>dad says to hold it, but I felt a massive roar coming from my ass
>suddenly remember the empty jar
>shit in the nutella jar
>hide it in my backpack
>come back home after beach trip
>checking my backpack at night to see if I didn't forget anything
>sees nutella jar with shit that I thought was cream
>do the classic spoon-filled but shoving it in my mouth
>taste like shit
>taste of shit
>tmw I eat actual shit

Nowadays I don't even buy or go near anything nutella related after that. (Only exception being at a friend's house)

james bond?

She's so fit there must be a catch

RAMI MALEK NEW BOND VILLAIN

just got big glasses
if you put in any less then the bitterness overwhelms it

>Northern delusions

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you'll be refreshed and satisfied either way

wales italy you know the whole connection there

wog brained freak

Not just any Peroni though...
Peroni.
Gran.
Riserva.

meant ana in general and the idea of her being in bond

Thanks lad

when i was 6 years old i was winning regional art competitions and you were dining on feces
freak

need to shag moneypenny before I shuffle off this mortal coil

didn’t ask and wasn’t interested in more details
You’ve made an utter fool of yourself here

Peroni is clown beer

vfs put any attractive girls they seen on film/tv/internet on massive pedestals, it's quite bizarre

idiot cunts in this thread there's nothing wrong with

>one shot at life
>wasn’t born in oxfordshire

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Don't like Peroni desu that much anymore, I used to drink it as you said...but it's too carbonated for me and also expensive. But it's better than everything else in that list.

When I was 5 years old I was touching up barbies and you were pretending to like art to impress your parents.

mongo twatazoid

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menabrea is king of italian lagers

bent twat

Just had a clown beer

San Miguel seems to have lost popularity.

Used to rub my cock on my sister’s american girl doll as a lad
Used to get it caught in between the leg and pelvis and it’d hurt

>arguing over larger

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just got back from the gym lads
feeling tite

Birra Moretti is better than Peroni and is usually cheaper.

serial killer behaviour

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>italian beer

lmao, how has this meme got so out of hand?

I've been to Sydney and London and by God they're so similar. Sydney is London with a strange twang to the accent. Although those are the only two Western places I've been to so maybe it's not the Anglo aspect and just Western similarities. The anglosphere is a fascinating place. Do you think Australia is the last bastion of Anglo supremacy? They've got openly racist politicians, no rape gangs, no acid throwing niggers, no Muslim mayor's, etc.

for me, it was sticking my sister's my little pony up me bum

I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU ENGLISH CUNT I WILL END YOUR PATHETIC SCUM LIFE I WILL STAMP ON YOUR FACE UNTIL YOUR BONES ARE GRAVEL YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD SON

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god she's so peng

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Its behavior he's a yank he won't understand it
Think on

serial killer

i've remarked in this before, but i thought suburban australia was EXACTLY like essex/kent

>well user what are you waiting for? come lie down...

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all lager is essentially the same except super cheap stuff you don't even find in pubs, or very weak ones like Carlsberg, Carling or Bud light

Paying extra for stella/peroni/lowenbrau (incidentally considered non-premium in it's native Bavaria) is very much a mug's game

Alright, best Brewdog? 5AM Saint.

>Its behavior he's a yank he won't understand it
is it yeah

looks like Miley Cyrus used to desu

true, but I avoid them like the plague. Their branding makes me physically cringe and I'm loathe to give them a single penny

does britain have ayys?

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why are her tights darker around the fanny and arse

>Miley Cyrus
you take that back

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excellent post

would like to kill and eat them

Favourite offy tins?

For me it's the elder statesman of lager, Grolsch

for me it's lager and lime

if you don’t immediately look to the guest ales on the hand pumps you’re a philistine simple as if your local has no hand pumps reconsider your life

nonsense. the smell would tip you off. thats if you could shit into the jar in the first place

wot that on her lip

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Heinneken, the red star reminds be of communism.

there’s behavior in this society

for me? it's franziskaner

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v8 juice

>he couldn't shit into a jar if required
loose-bummed freak

Ah at last a man of taste.

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