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getting all your needs lads? edition

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feel like I have bits of the top two and not much of the middle

other new is better

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me at the top

is sex really a physiological need?

posting on /brit/ not pictured, but forms the base of the pyramid

Me on the bottom

>tfw only fulfilling one of the red

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chunky black gf with big chebs and a fat arse could be on the cards lads

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Monks seem to manage without it

He’s going to be the villain

Yeah except all the noncing that goes on.

for me? me personally? 3, 1, 2

does every member of the lower class drink Carling or something? blimey

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>physiological needs
>sex

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objectively wrong

Just shows having a good jaw line is all you need

Fosters is the real unsung hero here. Not flashy, doesn't taste like absolute shit.

Cope harder, it's fact

bad taste desu lad
its 123
3 is a face fuck her body is nasty and has dodgy tattoos

hilarious that this is a list of beers ranked from worst to best

Fearless

objectively wrong

Blank Space

love the 'lings
proper british drink

>macro lagers

Literally no difference between all the beers on that list

Flabbergasted that peroni does better than stella

No it doesn't that

objectively attractive, but none to my tastes

dont care virgin

How fucking wrong can you be.

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not for me that one
good shout

Getting pretty fucking pissed off with having to buy loo roll all the time.
I shit at toil during the week and I don’t need any when I piss so I’m really only using it at weekends.
I put a roll in the toilet and it’s gone in 2 days, how the fuck are the girls in my house using so much toilet paper.
I would stop buying it but then it’s a pain in the arse for my gf when she comes round.

fosters is probably the worst tasting lager on the list
after carlsberg obviously

come on everyone lets spend the whole thread arguing about which beers taste better!

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Peroni is THE Deano drink

I find it very drinkable for its price point.

What else has he got going for him? He’s a brown manlet with weird eyes.

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IM SO FUCKING ALONE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SOMEONE FUCKING HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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same for ales

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>no german lagers

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He's a jigger in the age of diversity and white genocide

true

desu Desperados is too though, or is that sub-deano?

*extremely whiny nerd voice*
“I find it very drinkable for its price point”

this is such a classic leftie move
using ridiculous state interventions to replace the basic human community practices that left-leaning ideology was responsible for destroying

don't care then

>Oirighto, whad'll it be today mate?

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As average as they come

best crisp flavour lads?

for me it's Ready Salted

Uh... umm... uh... one... BEER please

Lmao

Been to that pub in bermondsey. Its right on the waterfront and you can take your jar outside and sit on the wall on the bank

Pint of buttybach please

Fosters and a pack of scampi fries ta

*presses the Deano Headbuster Squad silent alarm*

Bottle o' yakult please lad

FUCK MASLOW

I just spend the last 2 months pounding my brain with the fundamentals of teaching. I don’t want to see this shit anymore.

I'm gay

Why don't middle class women never drink beer? It's always wine and liquor with them. I think it is seen as inappropriate, but why?

Guinness and a packet of Jalepeno pretzels mate.

pint of tap water please pal, I think you'll find you're LEGALLY obliged to provide it for free

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No
Wrong

nig

Hardly any girls in general drink beer, given the choice at least

The Angel?

bacardi and coke please myfanwy

Flamin hot cheetohs? Peng

Burping isn't feminine

i mean it's a bit weird necking pints of anything when you think about it
you wouldn't be downing pint after pint of coke

can of amstel and some peruvian snow boss

too pale

Not wrong at all

You can't be a healthy man without regular sex. You're not a monk

Off to Warrington

I remember the look from the inside but not the name

>beer

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it's on the up imo, art hoes and that don't like that expectation that woman have to drink wine/mixers

expresso mate and the obligatory glass of water. not telling you how to do your job oh no, just making sure because you know haha alright I'll be sitting there ahah yeah alright

great post. would gobble them up if they sold them in a sharing bag for £1

Do you lads have a code word you and your mates say when you see a hot girl?

beer is yucky. mad how people drink that shite

Wrong

come to Bury if you want you face rearranging

for me it's carling black label 340 ml produced in namibia and no other

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yeah we start shouting PENG, PENG, PENG, PENG like the seagulls in finding nemo

>Amstel
wot

*strum* *strum*

"boing"