Please tell me you love Portugal

I hope you die in a most painful way you low life piece of shit weeb

There you go

portuguese canadian> portugal

Attached: Dfx7YqpUEAAtfWE.jpg (960x1200, 127K)

Okay

I knew a portuguese girl who fucked niggers so no.

she diserves the rope

sensha-do is not war it is fun
you guys are alright, the rest are meanies

Attached: Saori's fat thighs.jpg (1177x900, 112K)

Well I don't have a reason not to, so yes.

Attached: images (92).jpg (522x587, 36K)

I don't wanna live in SP anymore. It's so depressing. It's a dystopia, a literal fucking dystopia. Homeless everywhere, poor people asking for money, trannies and faggots everywhere you look and you have to pray you don't get mugged or shot. Please let me switch places with you, I can't stand this anymore, guys.

I really don't know anything about Portugal, other than it's basically Spain Lite.

thank you Turkfriend!

Attached: Saori at Anzio.png (1400x1400, 528K)

shut up brazilian. brazilians are scum, not welcomed here.

hot

based

I went to Lisbon and it was breddy good m8.
Great food and the people were chill.
I could have done with less people trying to sell me weed but that's what you get for looking like some lost tourist.
I don't like the pastel coloured buildings and the streets are way to fucking vertical for my tastes.
If the rest of Portugal is similar then I love Portugal

Also these fishcake things are the fucking shit lad

Attached: Cod.jpg (474x315, 25K)

>t oldest...

Attached: 003_4-theoldest_allialintheworld_pt_eng001201r45.jpg (500x812, 90K)

Brazilians are welcome, but are only welcome on my cock :^)

Attached: very smug miho.jpg (599x337, 30K)

deal

Attached: cl6_braz_Portugal_lisb00imag006__91vx3322z5.jpg (400x267, 49K)

we gonna have hot times baby

Attached: Miho Erika kiss.png (800x808, 315K)

>Brasil e Brasileiros escrito com z

Attached: camões vê mau portugues.jpg (341x512, 46K)

Kek, you should take it easy bro. How old are you?

Attached: 13084530358.jpg (500x333, 31K)

I do.
Thank you for the euro cup and pic rel!
Σε αγαπάω

Attached: images (4).jpg (185x272, 13K)

I do a lot!

I should make the threads again.

Attached: 1530953132936.png (651x980, 491K)

gaay

I've been a bit busy...
but I promise to make more friendly GuPortugal threads!

Attached: comrade Katyusha is the sexiest.jpg (580x790, 442K)

Thanks, Portundies.

I keep telling you, my underwear is of the highest quality!

Attached: cheekly checking Darjeeling's cheeks.png (482x680, 305K)

idk, user

I like Portugal like I like my coffee.

You are ok
also, what do you think about walking the jacob-path, but not joining the santiago de compostella sermon?

>ilovetugal

Arabica

No

Are you cheating Spain with Brazil. Tsk tsk... Really now?

since when am I married to Spain and since when is having a brazilian bottom bitch a bad thing?

Attached: scared Miho tank.jpg (1200x868, 341K)

Oh, no need to go on the defensive so hard. I was just teasing you : >

I love Portugal!

Attached: 1527913394045.jpg (1600x1600, 828K)

love you too Bob

Attached: fort yukari.png (999x670, 157K)

Do you love Finland?

yes!

Attached: Aki and moomin.jpg (947x804, 131K)

Portugal is love

Attached: 1549384556797.jpg (760x426, 57K)

I love portugal but portugal doesn't love me

Attached: 1554926092491.jpg (1013x1427, 255K)

funniest poster

die moor mutt mooorrr please just die already i hate you so much stop posting go outside get stabbed by a nigger die just die moor

no hes not hes subhuman

I love how you named oranges after us!

Attached: Orange Pekoe.jpg (1318x2048, 312K)

:O

Attached: Muumit.gif (575x406, 158K)

thank you Funland!

Attached: Jatkosota tank.jpg (1080x766, 203K)

that is ok Portugal
you don't need anyone's pity love when you can by enough tanks and military gear to conquer them and MAKE them love you or else

Attached: 4563547347.jpg (245x206, 6K)

holy fuck, I've just noticed it.
the word "caracal" is from turkish (karakulak) so there's that I guess

Attached: rawr.jpg (2047x1839, 491K)

This is mfw (my face when) when I see a poortugese poster on Jow Forums

Attached: 1552533151375.jpg (1280x720, 119K)

Portugal seems comfy, I would visit.

aren't the anglos and portuguese friends though

Attached: 38893861_p0.jpg (750x1000, 450K)

have you ever heard about that time Portugal declared a Holy Crusade against the Ottoman Empire to kick them out of Italy?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish Crusade (1481)
when the Portuguese finally showed up the Turks had already gone home on their own lmao

Attached: rosehip baka.jpg (849x1200, 163K)

this is mfw (my face when) I see a Brit posting a guppie

Attached: Darjeeling Erika.png (598x735, 396K)

first time hearing about it desu

Attached: 1555219480048.jpg (500x1497, 144K)

>bifana
>bife a casa
>pastel de nata
>bolinhos de bacalhau

Attached: 1453262356444.jpg (580x563, 236K)

I'M PICKLE DARJEELING!!!!!!

Attached: 1552509449920.jpg (2300x1725, 1.94M)

thanks for saving my gsg darjeeling image

Attached: cucumber dance.jpg (727x600, 120K)

I'm playing viccy 2 rn, though not as England

I just stopped playing imperator: rome, might play some vicky now
who are you playing as?

i wish i was portugese, i really want to move there. idk if i look portugese enough tho, i hope i do

yes

Attached: portugal_01-30o_60_mocidaPortug180rboo_wo6.jpg (233x320, 18K)

Portuguese men are hot. uωu

Attached: 27590626-E14D-435D-B81E-16AC3E5B86BC.jpg (539x810, 24K)

how about that time a Portuguese Captain called the Ottoman Grand Vizier a dickless Jew?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Diu#Pasha_Suleiman's_ultimatum_and_the_reply_of_António_da_Silveira

Attached: Darjeeling monocycle.jpg (359x1200, 288K)

damn, St. Gloriana has some weird ass memes

Attached: Orange Pekoe Darjeeling cucumber.jpg (700x438, 139K)

Trying to form yugoslavia as Serbia, but the game in general has some cancerous border gore. Here's north America for example

Attached: 20190425_231048.jpg (3264x1836, 3.48M)

>it's another the brits conquer columbia but mexico lost the manifest destiny episode
this image is cursed
install bettermapmod and which version of hpm is that? never seen upper canada and maritimes get released before. also please use the ingame or steam screenshot tools
>yugoslavia as Serbia
alliance with russians or bust for that one
they really do, must be because of darjeeling's charm

Attached: 1552483268534.jpg (495x600, 169K)

Attached: St. Gloriana pickles.jpg (1058x567, 334K)

when we were based

Attached: 20000-Portugal-cantam-o-hino-5nacional-1937saudacaoromana0v22q24.jpg (1318x1000, 100K)

Attached: 1552511580320.gif (700x509, 114K)

HPM 4.1 I think. I also think they released a new version
Also I'm not sure what happened in america, Britain released Canada but only in one state, then released the maritimes then took and cored columbia. I guess America took a Mexican state to compensate. Also France decided to invade Spain and take aragon and it looks disgusting.

>France decided to invade Spain and take aragon
the cornerstone of all cursed games, this is happening to me a lot frequently than it should be (0%) recently as well
>cored columbia
the decision that refuses the 49th parallel agreement or the columbia river border on either side grants cores for both GB and the US on the whole of oregon/columbia, same with the webster - ashburton treaty, if america declines then both GB and the US get cores in the area around the modern maine-maritimes border

Attached: Orange Pekoe takes out Darjeeling.jpg (921x561, 114K)

this has been on my mind for some time, are you the one who posts dabbing chovy in the gup threads in /a/?

Attached: 1553993293300.png (800x462, 455K)

It seems like neither of those treaties were successful, Canada still owns part of new England and has cores on part of minnesota. And in the east, Ezo broke free from Japan and instead of immediately taking them back they let America sphere it. Cursed game i say

not me, I haven't actually posted on /a/ in a while
I just go there sometimes to make pro-pravda posts and try to annoy that Erika poster

Attached: Pravda girls drink best vodka.png (960x540, 515K)

They are doing the nazii salute?
Portugal classics ftw

why haven't you restarted yet
my most cursed game had a crown from gutter germany with several north german minors independent and east prussia, poznan and galicia annexed by russia, a kurdish majority province in dobrudja and a muslim chinese revolter tag nearly uniting china
I see, the filename seemed familiar so I thought it might've been you

Attached: __orange_pekoe_pecorine_and_rosehip_princess_connect_re_dive_and_etc_drawn_by_kuroi_mimei__e9be43562 (1722x2048, 527K)

Yeah I think I'll try Italy next, I'm not great at the game so it takes ages for me but sometimes I see the AI form it really quickly. Also for DVCE

Attached: 1553675254060.png (879x1200, 468K)

sardinia-piedmont to italy is the apex of victoria 2, it has the best early, mid and late-game. you're fucked if the french refuse the accord against the KuK, but it's not impossible to beat the french and the austro-cuckgarians at the same time.
t. italian pro

Attached: AVANTI.png (715x882, 11K)

Can you give me a quick run down on how to form Italy as sardinia piedmont? I tried to occupy two sicilies for the unifying rebels to spawn but only jacobins spawned. Then sicily the nation emerged. I never actually did it myself because I didn't know how to

Attached: 1552945630934.jpg (965x915, 123K)

it's called a Roman salute dum dum, we still use it
youtube.com/watch?v=T1hOh0DN-Vo
I just put everything in english so flaglet boards don't bother me over it

Attached: Rukuriri and Orange Pekoe.jpg (850x1189, 182K)

assuming you're playing aitch pee emm:
1. become friends with france
2. become great power (will happen on its own as long as you don't fuck up)
3. sphere north italian minors, starting with the one closest to you; this will make them petition for annexation by you. this can happen without you becoming a gp by the way, just make sure to keep high relations with them
4. once you got parma+modena+tuscany, choose the accord of piomberes, sacrificing savoia for lombardia
5. sphere everyone else in italy, choose the expedition of the thousand for south italy if needed (or for that north italian larp)
6. become italy
7. proceed to keep france your ally if possible, if not search for someone who can fuck KuK up (the teutons or the russians)
if you fail here don't worry, italy has a shitton of pops, encourage soldiers and have good army composition and you can carpet siege the entire pannonian basin and the alps quite easily
8. get all your cores back
9. groß italian colonial africa if you can sphere egypt, else just try to get tunis before france

Thank you, will try that tomorrow

you're welcome, don't forget to have fun.

Attached: 1545675632511.png (900x1434, 726K)

>don't forget to have fun.
and paint the map green too! that's also very important!

Attached: fluff makes her escape.png (819x1101, 888K)

Fuck portugal and fuck anime

I only love non-white portuguese

>become friends with france
you dont need this step if you play with HFM, just rush to get nationalisation to get the decision for garibaldi's regiment or smth then go down the military tech tree and conquer a few african colonies in nigeria, i also like taking aden before the british to secure the strait.
Attack austria-hungary when hungary breaks loose and save-scum until russia decides to not help austria, make sure conquer south tirol and trieste and just hold the austrians there until they peace venice out and then take tirol and milan.
Then its just slowly sphering the italian minors and forming italy. Dont get a constitutional monarchy, keep your absolute monarch cause that will give you free cores in dalmatia and bit of croatia so you can shit on austria hungary for another war or two. Then just play the colonizer game until great wars become a thing, destroy austria hungary and destroy france to conquer all the way to dauphane and like savoy and provence for free

Excellent taste
DUCE DUC-oh wait

Attached: YuI50.jpg (828x1000, 107K)