Would you like to find love in Colombia?

hmm yea thiz basically

>105kg
You're either ripped as hell or a fat fuck, and since you're posting on Jow Forums it's probably the latter.

Been to Colombia twice, going back for a third time in just under a month.

Already have a GF, though--I just like Colombia and Colombian people. Only think I hate about your country is its incredibly bad, terrible excuse for "food."

>inb4 butthurt Colombians with no perspective try to defend their flavorless mosh of a cuisine

Hahaha just go to safe places bro, Lleras park in Medellin is a good one

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Ohhh nice my man.
Why don't you visit Brazil too? Our girls looooove germanics.

My family went there last month. It wasn't worth it they say

>178cm Germanic bull
delicious, you should fuck my boip-
>105kg
wtf?

:---DDDDD

source?

cringe

Our food is Tasty

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what city?

I know that's not actually Colombian food because there isn't any rice or beans in the picture

Hands off the stroopwaffels , fattie

what does it take to be considered rich?

you mean based right?

Like, look at this shit. First three look kinda cute but nothing special, fourth one has a face that's too small for her head, the one in the front looks like AOC, the one in the back isn't really titillating me, and the next two are the worst ones in the group

why do people want others to fuck their women anyway? Isn't that the ultimate form of cuckery? I feel like there should be a line somewhere but to you faggots nothing is sacred.

Based
U are talking about this type of girls

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roll

how do you get girls when you're 180 cm and look like this in south america?

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Colombian girls are famous, so I expected better. These are just ugly thots with a perm and some plastic surgery. You can get better in the UK.

Also I don't want to get shot.

If I knew I could go and easily fuck some thicc castizas then I would. But since it’s South America I understand that most girls there are ugly whores

Colombian women hate white people

look like what? Half of the face is covered.

Also, is that Keanu Reeves?

Idon't want to post my full face, I think that's enough to judge general (lack of) attractiveness
several people told me I look like him btw, also elon m*sk

chinlet detected

How about American whores?

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have sex

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Gib bandeja paisa

They all have mongoloid faces.

U look like a latino so you'll be normal here, they prefer White Aryan master race

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It's probably one of these "german-brazilians", In their heads it's not really foreigners fucking their women.
roll

Why not?
A random pic will not change anything. Just don't attach any text and you'll be fine

wow I hate racism in cases when it doesn't work in my favor

Vast majority of Germans don't look like this.
Stop falling to Nazi propaganda.

You look like a latino so it will be difficult

How to find a non gold digger one ? True love exist in Columbia or they all get pregnant at 14 and then just look for a beta provider ?

>not brown enough for Europe
>too brown for Latin America
there's no hope

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Are you a real german or a pole, slav, or whatever?

Never heard about a brown-eyed german

I'm from Brandenburg and thus Prussian as fuck

Is that neckhole big enough, faggot? Why dont you buy a regular tshirt.

Thoughts?

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>tf
>tp
it makes my chest and lats look bigger

German from both sides?

How can you explain the brown eyes then?

yes, all my grandparents always lived in some nearby villages even
my mother's eyes are brown as well

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lol there are parts of Austria that isn't even 50%

No it makes you look like a yuppie faggot
Men who seriously care about clothes should honestly kill themselves.

>Men who seriously care about clothes should honestly kill themselves.
Stop hating on your countrymen, I liked visiting Paris
People from southern France have shit personalities though

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he looks russian lol

french guys who are into fashion are all unironically gay.

cringe

you seem to care a lot about which T shirt I wear

grim

>Lleras park
>safe places
pick one, faggot
Medellín has hot girls, but is aliterally shit hole full of sicarios and violence

based cosa nostra dude

>180 cm
>decent looking
just play the "i`m german" card and whores will fall over your cock, trust me.

a friend wants to know: can a foreigner get a gf around 14yo in colombia?

dont hate "white" people, but hate guys without sabrosura, if you are white but can dance properly then you win all the bitches, but if you are a fucking boring piece of shit then yo gonna fail. It´s not only to say "i`m from Europe" to get the bitches, dude, you are from Ireland, literally one of the most boring countries all over the fucking world.

based godzilla poster, did you watch alerta aeropuerto?

>It's probably one of these "german-brazilians", In their heads it's not really foreigners fucking their women
nope, I`m an actual cuck

whores

yeah, if that foreigner has the same age as the girl , why do you ask? is your friend tired of being raped by muslims in his country?

based

>hola hablas ingles? ....o aleman? ;)

I've been in Cartegena, Medellin and Santa Marta; I'm blonde and about 1.95m tall, yet didn't have any colombian qts falling over my cock; but I did receive two marriage proposals in Cartagena, too bad they weren't qts at all

Don't know about Colombia, but in Brazil you surely can.
It's actually legal. Why don't you make a visit? Swedes are always welcome here

which one did you like the most and why?

we are not asians that just seing you cream their pants. If you don't go and talk with girls you aren't going to get anything

Medellín. It has hot chicks though

Probably a tie between Cartagena and Medellin. Cartagena was hot and I was fucking sweating all the time, but the historical, colonial part of the city was lovely. Medellin has the best fucking weather, it's like an eternal european spring, and the city itself is surrounded by green hills and pretty comfy. Also Cartagena is full of blacks, and they kept mistaking me for a gringo. Medellin people on the other hand aren't costeños but didn't interact very much with them. Had a family ask me for a picture with them though, lmao

I haven't been much in Santa Marta, I only got there because I went to Tayrona park (which is fucking beautiful btw)

>If you don't go and talk with girls you aren't going to get anything

except marriage proposals, you mean?

>manliet

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>except marriage proposals, you mean?
hmmm, we do have mongoloid genes, so makes a little sense

i did... She broke my heart... also got hookups with a lot of venecas? want pics?

Just don't go to shitty places lmao. And try to be independent, try to get the less third people help as possible unless they are of your very confidence

>Legal
How's the fuck it's working? .- .

Nunca habia visto esa mierda, que es eso?

Like 7/10k dollars monthly

How well can I live on USD $50K per year? I prefer rural area.