/smg/ - Stock Market General

Meat edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/Latrilife/status/1023444222630711297
twitter.com/Latrilife/status/1023436626947584005
tipranks.com/analysts/top
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1023674091142701056
twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1023652369308045312
youtube.com/watch?v=gizM-PuVnY0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

first for Buy AAV

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Kill yourself

First for SNAP puts

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Holy fuck this takes the cake for insane FUD from short sellers.

twitter.com/Latrilife/status/1023444222630711297

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First for PPSH is best /smg/

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;_;

kek
are they like... gangstalking tesla employees?

no way that am p90

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They are doing everything you could possibly imagine. Including outright sabotage insiders.

jesus fucking christ; the absolute state of short sellers
have no doubt that people like this exist in the world; to what end or advantage would somebody go through these lengths?
just fucking creepy, I've heard stories about fellow workers being stalked or harassed in the morning hours before work
this stuff shakes me a little

twitter.com/Latrilife/status/1023436626947584005

Here is the twitter thread, person is clinical.

me kek

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this is one of those times where I hate somebody enough to bet against them
TSLA's not a stock I'd like to play with though; there's a certain amt. of debt I'm not willing to work with

You're so delusional, its adorable. You even put a cute little rocket ship on your chart.

Do you actually own AAV?

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I feel like my strategy will be being long into ER, but have cash to buy a dip thursday ready.

How do I start making money? I've never done anything before and just made a paypal. I don't even know how to use it.

work at pizza hut

Nearest one is 40 min away. Wouldn't be worth the drive user. You're smart you know that >>

start mowing lawns or other manual labor around your area, always a market for that old people will pay

make shake and bake meth and sell it to the homeless

Yes ;_;
What am wrong with AAV?

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Sounds like something Axe Capital would do.

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the first good move you've made in a long time
but what's your reasoning for making it?

reasons to sell bad drugs to the homeless
1. fake drugs won't hurt them like real drugs
2. you get their money for keeping them safe
3. their bones are brittle and soft like clay, you can outrun them easy

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>understands finance better than me
>better trader
>more money
>older than me
>ex-raver chick
>into weird fucking music
>polar opposite trading style
HNGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Does anyone know why I cannot see options on Robinhood when I have it open in Memu on my desktop? Could it be I am just using an outdated version of Memu?

Why does Robinhood want me to send a picture of a photo ID? Is this safe? I don't want to be hacked.

its called KYC dumbass

Fugg she was so hot
Pic related is Tesla and Grimes together. I want Tesla to succeed now that everyone hates them

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so comf, you gonna drop the grimes pegging elon vid or wat? you keep hinting at it. it might be the one thing that can save TSLA at this point

Sorry I gotta keep it in my personal collection.
I've got a few videos that have been scrubbed from every porn site in existence, just having them for posterity is a great feeling.
That video is one of them

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Why haven't you bought Ferrari (RACE) yet user?
-great growth potential
-chad investment
-stable debt situation
-Past management has always delivered great gains
Buy RACE today!

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I unironically do this with stocktwits

>10 shares

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Explain yourself.

What valuation does this app have?

stocktwits is like RH, a place designed by big money so they can short the rubes and plebs

There is always positive EV going against the opinions of both

>sexting
>bitmojis
>great chat app
I fully endorse SNAP, I give it an A+ buy rating

none but its all about future guidance and growth is snapchat growing in users? i have no idea im asking

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No, KYS yourself!

Heres a great site called tip ranks, where they track different analysts preformance over time to see who is actually worth listening to

These are the top 25, pretty interesting desu
tipranks.com/analysts/top

I wish we had these for tripfags

That is a good point. I always saw the value of Snapchat of basically being a direct pipeline for propaganda into the hands of young people/data mining app. The nudes and chat aspect is to keep you distracted while cosmo tells 13 year old girls how to have anal.

registering tripranks.com rn

thoughts on sony?

Something happened while I was away arguing with a socialist...

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>Sounds like something Axe Capital would do.
I've heard about Billions. Is it actually any good?

What did I miss?

JFC. Grimes does look like his 12 year old horse-girl daughter.

took a roadtrip to Cape Cod for the week
I'm back and ready for Monday.
but i am closing dish tonight.

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past management died the other week. But yeah RACE looking good.

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only 3 more hours until futures and this hell will be over

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I like the Soviet PP

I like it. Lots of machinations, plays and counterplays if you like that kind of thing.
One of the main characters is a literal cuck which is annoying, but they arent focusing too much on it.

Bloomberg TV has been on at my house the entire time. You know, watching purely economic news and tuning out the infotainment sure changes how the world gets seen...

I recently got a contract job which has a shitty 401k policy; no matching, no nothing. I decided to opt out of the 401k, but I'm not exactly sure what to do. I kind of want to open a ROTH IRA, but if I do I'm only going to put $10k in it, to use it for the first house purpose.

Should I just invest the rest into my long term stock account? It's filled mainly with mutual funds and stuff. I was thinking I could basically replicate my previous 401k in my main account and use that.

Note that I expect to die before 40. Either by suicide or health. Not looking for memes either, I already have a meme trading account.

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you fucked up then m8
financial news is the original fake news

Hey if you want to stay abreast of what's going on you gotta use news sources to discover New products, services, or management changes.

How else do you think you're gonna be able to play the stock market and get a good gain?

once the financial news corps publish the story you're already weeks too late

this you gotta do it yourself
though ive done alright shorting cramers picks before

what's wrong with your health user?

I just don't really care about living past the age of 40.

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Any good sources? Leads for me are always nice.

could this be the bottom for sears

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I think that Sears is going to kick the bucket here pretty soon desu
The bottom is zero

Sears is dunzo

The true key to happiness, in my opinion, is farming wives.
Step 1) Begin dating an 18 year old
Step 2) Marry and immediately impregnate at 20
Step 3) Stop having children with that wife at 28
Step 4) Divorce or set aside that wife and begin Step 1 with a new woman
It's in my blood, but I hope I can achieve that life soon

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>3dpd
Im disappointed, but not surprised

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Did it finally hit 0?

Christchan told me it was for the best because she cannot bare my children

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>it's bear not bare
>american education everyone

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Possible plays for this week:
KLAC 115 Call 9/21
PG 79 Put 9/07
P 7.5 Put 9/07

>pg put
TRAITOR

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They arent though :3

Yeah I am retarded
But do you kickflip though ?
I have been trying for months and still can't land it
Fuck this gay earth

as a matter of fact, I have kickflips on lock
I stopped years ago, but I could still do it probably. I skated since early childhood

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someone decipher this BULL OR BEAR SIGNAL

twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1023674091142701056

Nasdaq and Fangs probably keep bumping on the road coming weeks :)

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Elon also liked a reply from an anime poster asking about genetically engineered catgirls.

twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1023652369308045312

please help me decipher this madman.

I-is PG debt okay??

every trick is difficult until you figure it out
I have been practicing nearly every day and ruined countless pairs of shoes
Fucking kickflips how do they work ???

I see Kimberly Clark gaining on them and a lot of insider trading pointing towards a disappointing earnings. They could be at their bottom already though. I think the safest one is the KLAC call desu

I already do its over saturated. I only get like 60 a week and time is money cause I push mow and shit. Can't go over 20 cause people here won't pay it.
I don't wanna do that kind of stuff anymore. Also rich people buy that more than homeless. Homeless like morphine and kolonopin
Why reply when your shit posts are as useless as your advice.

Make fortnite/zoomer/kid game theme pinattas

People here hate Mexicans though. It is a creative idea atleast. I've sold bootleg gamer merch though never made much money. Made more selling rom sets.

I dont know, you just can do it one day... and then btfo all your friends in s.k.a.t.e

kmb is good but doesnt have a robust profile like pg
The thing Im most worried about is Walmart because they sell all these products for cheaper

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Long run? They will be fine.

Well yeah that's why I'm here on Jow Forums they said people like me were here :)
U like anime and skate video games fun 2.

Take your medications please

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I hope the big announcement about two companies is coming tuesday/wednesday and not monday

whenever id start to get behind in skate id always pull out muh no comply tricks. i remember a kid tried to fight me over it once

kek yeah I always pulled a shitty Ollie North

>how do kickflips work
>he can't even half cab hospital flip
>he doesn't bone his frontside flips
>he can't even get the rotation for a hardflip
>forward flips result in maxing out the credit card
>gets speed wobbles and dies

ollie norths are fly as fuck tho if you do em right

also
is the skateboard magazine/team "lowcard" a big deal in the sk8r world now? im kinda outta touch w all this shit these days

>this nigga cant even kickflip a bike
baka senpai

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Finna go big on $PVTL yeehaaaw

I've begun tracking tripfriends
Good luck

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vans is doing beastmode. i would know, i work for them. tho i wouldn't buy up their stock.

What's your time frame on it so I can track the result? :))))))))

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well thats gonz for ya
guy was the first to do handrail decades ago, now hes gonna be the first to kickflip a bike at like age 55

no matter what you do, you will never have as much fun as this man
youtube.com/watch?v=gizM-PuVnY0

3-5 yrs

Thoughts on the grain markets this week? Take the gains or let it ride? With the rain looks like everyone might get screwed.

Also, don't miss the boat! DRUS! DRUS! DRUS!

>but what's your reasoning for making it?
uhhhhh

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