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First for not being a puff that eats marshmallows

Imagine thinking homealone is a real person
It's the paki tranny larping as his man self when not in makeup and wig

my gf is cute!

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*says something sarcastic about sex*

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puttering at the thought

>imagine going on a date with homealone
i'll stop you there

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That is some picture
lmao

Do you believe in luck?

r-r-r-r-reposting for answers
hey /eire/, what's "bally" at the start of a town name mean?

is he picking one to nonce?
this how the rich and powerful do it?

I don't understand the meme about lasting long. Why would you want to go one steady pace for 20 or 30 minutes?

*farts in a lift*
"bet you didn't see that one coming"
*giggles*

Charles is based

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Because gimps think pleasing women is important

Yes in fate yes I do

Go into ballyfermot or ballymun and you'll soon realise.

There's a mathematically zero chance that Ribena could spend hours without personalityfagging for attention and sharting out narcissistic bullshit, let alone for weeks.

Bally means Town

Absolute worst is going on a date with a thai girl who has studied in australia for a couple of years and picked a bit of the accent but not fully. Awful awful memories from when I was still single. Much prefer the pure accent of the gf. She says chiw for chill. It's adorable.

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No he isn't he's a vile parasite

holy fucking awesomeballs!!!

for me? it's Joe's KC BBQ in KCK

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ta
anticlimactic

What's the point if you don't look like an irl final fantasy character?

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yes, I'm usually a jammy cunt

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>She says chiw for chill.
that's not an accent
that's just how children talk al

That's why it is him. He can't use his trip every time because people would get sick of him and stop replying which is what happened to his other trips (YKTD on pol, Poleaboo on r9k, and now Moni here and probably more). He does the homealone larp

The lovechild of capitalism, her immigrant parents hopes and dreams about britain and the reality of british perfidy and brutality. That's monica.

utterly brown hands

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"...because i had to answer a phone call from my mother while my ex-boyfriend was still fucking me!"
*glares at the audience*

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hey cody your new sneakers look rad! wanna get a few brewskis later my dude

you talking about the polish girl are amer harassed?

the rare good yank post

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>Dude I wanna be a male model soooo bad and dude girls... girls will like me xD ITs not fair

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she's funny and you aint

ive been invited to my uni's Conservative party's weekly sunday debate event, where everyone gets free port, they have 2 semi-informal debates in a relaxed local pub while people cheer, jeer, and shout out jokes while they all get sloshed

i think ill go, im not a conservative but it seems fun and free port is free port

meanwhile, the Labour society at my uni just hosts incredibly dry talks by activists on dreary topics nobody cares about in a sterile lecture theatre

no wonder the tories are so popular with students at the moment

No fuck off you puff

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What is the biggest priority in your life right now?

It probably is to some extent but having robotic sex for half an hour is a bit much. Surely they should realise 5 minutes of flat out shagging and not holding back would be enough, no? I just couldn't do that. Goes against everything natural

thanks dude
nah I'm saving it for friday night you good then man?

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amer is not even close to smart enough to do book reviews like homealone

haha totally cregg

the drink is a curse

telll me which pub its at i want to join

I never said he wasnt more likeable than others but its true

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sounds like a load of cringe

I've never even seen the show lol

>white stans

timeless and classic, very nice my yank friend

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howling they're shipping them off to africa
not sure where

Tell me this, yank, do americans really dress like they do on telly? Do they really wear baggy jeans and running trainers?

yikes!

mental how he's going to be king in our lifetime

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blog on

having a bowel movement on the toilet lads

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>ive been invited to my uni's Conservative party's weekly sunday debate event

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They have the same amount of mental issues, but in divergent ways. Ribena needs attention, and gets it (even hate feeds the need). Homoalone is exorcising demons that only kick in at a certain point of the week.
In addition, if you ever have the misfortune of visiting britfeel, Ribena gets infinite amounts of attention from the tragicomic simps over there. Literally no need to go to the effort of faking a new personality.

gf

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Get the niggers out of Europe

Sounds awesome brah but I can't, I'm taking my steady girl McKaitlynn to the movies.

ummm..ya..so dis exists btw

This post cracks me up

can someone tell me the difference between a regular english degree and an impressive one?

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not really that mental though is it

people don't really wear baggy jeans anymore unless they're mentally impaired or in their 40s
are you talking about how people dress on seinfeld?

Fuck off cunt

Memes are literally art

youtube.com/watch?v=Aaz4jdlqhSk

*strum strum*
alri
*strum strum*

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Who the fuck cares about girls?

I just want to be good looking

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No. You see americans on documentaries and things and they wear these really wide jeans. It's probably just a boomer thing as you said.

Yeah it was excellent not gonna lie
Wss thinking about this while watching rogan and russell brand. The more victim cards, you carry, the less funny you can afford to be and still have a career in standup.
Black? Just talk in a black accent and be racist to white people.
Women? Just mention pussy.
Women and homosexual? No need to be even funny.
Meanwhile a guy like joe has to work like a madman, finetune his jokes every night to have the perfect balance between delivery and thought provoking content. Respect to him as well as to my main man donald glover for not using his black privilege and being actually a good comic.

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>Memes are literally art

>[YouTube] Who Is The Doomer? - Dealing With An Age Of Hopelessness (embed)

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its sarcasm you fat american retard

>Memes are literally art

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Maybe I'm wrong but I get the impression americans always dress like they are going to play sports

still here then are we dave

>no wonder the tories are so popular with students at the moment
are they?

ye it is no one can imagine a world without liz

>sarcasm in text

Just got here

Also a west coast thing. East coast people are more europeanized and hip.

will we get the day off work when liz snuffs it

Fulham Poo

imagine shagging a girl's fanny

i had to cry

proper tinnies in the sun tune

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that's fairly common, not everyone obviously, but yeah I'd say a good deal of younger people dress that way
hate that look personally