/brit/

Okay then...

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very strange times we live in

absolute madman

you lads watching naked beach
how the fuck is this allowed on before 9pm

Grim

He's terribly uncomfortable using the word nigger. He does that thing where you say it a bit quieter. He clearly doesn't believe what he's saying.

>watching television

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mmm

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how are you supposed to say it? do it on vocaroo

I’d rather shoot a nigger than a man

I noticed that as well

Publicity stunt maybe

Me on the right

i took that

t. big brain synergologist

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Something wrong?

youtube.com/watch?v=hvgJrdDEQUc&feature=youtu.be

manchester is like a boring version of those cyberpunk dystopias you see in movies

boyfriends ditched you? bent twat haha

>Go to the highlands with a few pals and lots o drugs to take throughout the time you're there
>???

>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and in ascending order. Returning only first 5000 of 31686 results found.

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writing a verse drama about amer lads

literally all me

>a few pals

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I'm sure these buildings will be beautiful when they're finished!!

tempted to sign up for tinder again

REALLY makes you think

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Sup guys, could you respond me please?
Is it true that Britain has very tough laws about violations of night silence? Someone told me in Britain your neighbour floor above can't even flush the toilet at night, because it's noise.

>"""Easter worshippers"""
these politicians really are shameless

It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dooowwwnnnn...

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girls smell nice and are nice

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yeah thats true. there's a ban on all conversation past 11pm in most cities
laughing too loudly can get you arrested

Noodle soup’s on a rolling boil

clearly we can conclude that Hillary Clinton supports Islamic terrorism

youtube.com/watch?v=_HkKN0cNUaU

mmm, noodle soup

Not all of em

Muslims = terrorists
Catholics = child molesters and terrorists
Doing a think.

Fuck
The
Gubberment

How does it make you feel that your pipo your ancestors conquered half of the world .)

My ancestors :)

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>catholics
um sweetie it's easter worshippers now

im so lonely

Muslims are also massive nonces. Bacha bazi and all that

never reply to me again

me? just worshipping easter

FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY

mental how cancer was basically unheard of until the 20th century

my mate dared to watch an Eddie Izzard DVD at 1am
currently serving a life sentence

the STATE of Wales right now

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fuck off frenchie

Aye. It is

yeah people just died and they weren't sure why

So this statement about prohibition of flushing the toilet at night is bullshit, right?

have you tried making friends

well done, detective

Me? Curator of Ancient Gimmicks at the museum of /brit/

What would you be doing if you were not here right now?

Always struggle to get through this

youtube.com/watch?v=TY1SKPVw7KU

women don't seem to see me as a sexual being

I can honestly say that I have never been on the receiving end of sexual advances. It's like when women interact with me they enter a state where sex and sexuality do not exist, both mine and theirs; as if I had a completely smooth genital area with no penis and sex did not even exist in the world

it's like sex-havers have an immediate awareness of each other that "this person has sex, I also have sex" which obviously doesn't happen with me

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yes lol

Peroni is yum

virgin freaks can be spotted from a mile away

alexa, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol

>all the normies in school acting self-righteous and pretending this video wasnt funny becuase "he's autistic"
wow yes we're all very impressed, chantelle. youre such a mature and caring person, well done.

girl played with my hair a couple of days back and it felt really nice

need every single square inch of it covered in refugee housing

epic!

VFs excrete a specific pheromone. they've done studies

Gotta help out the JTRIG boys in blue from time to time so eventually I can ask them to recover some emails that I lost in 2010 that I need now

I'm just biding my time until I've built up enough favours

where did that lead to

nailed the interview lads!

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can't because i have anxiety but i do have a girlfriend

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>Yanks
youtu.be/Cq8KfV2eDOQ

based galavanting frenchman

>but i do have a girlfriend
lol fuck off

How can we help Timothy James Byrne? I'm completely serious. There's gotta be some britfag in High Wycombe that can check up on him or something.

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I like this guy sooooo much i would marry him

>You wake up in Pyongyang, North Korea

youtube.com/watch?v=i82PBpw2Vg0

The gamer dilemma

no i dont
be quiet

nowhere
she did it in front of a friend of mine who is pretty into her and I felt a bit uncomfortable
she's cute but I'm not really that into her
fairly sure I could just shag her if I wanted

you can't undo schizophrenia

lads

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>janny enters /brit/

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What are the T and F?

Riddle me this... why would the Jewish elite need a growing number of the population to be NEET virginal depressed/suicidal men? How could this benefit them in the future?

I look forward to bald and bankrupts north korea video series where he confidently strides around north korea, towering over literally everyone, speaking fluent korean, and eating all of their food whilst the starving north koreans all look very sad

why yes I would like to get my head caved in by an obese mental middle class weirdo