I'm too retarded for university

I'm too retarded for university
What are decent jobs with a decent wage for dumb retards in your country?

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Factory worker

President

President

How about a trade?

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Prime Minister

you can get paid well to live in a remote place, like $30/hr starting
but it's a town of 5k, 2 hours from a town of 100k and 12 hours from a city of a million

Forklift driver

Your German soul knows it's your destiny.

A little higher qualified maybe
Yes, but which one?

Can you cook? You can get a semi-decent job cooking or teaching English/German as a private teacher.

How is the trade school/system in Germany? I read in my textbook that German apprenticeship is one of the best in the world

Join Hezbollah
You can fight zionists.
The pay you get is the loot you take in Jerusalem after you sack it

>nurse
>Programmer

Plus everything costs twice as much

Arbeite schicht im Kraftwerk, gibt gut Kohle.
hab 2,5 bis 3k gekriegt als einfacher mechaniker.

Doing what

If hes retarded for university he wouldnt last in a nursing school.

I don't know what you like to do? Maybe programmer or electrician? Or mechanic, there exist mechanics for all kind of things not only cars.

Why would you get paid for that? That would be perfect for me, I love rural areas
based
I don't wanna go abroad
Thought about nursing or paramedic
Don't know anything about programming

>Yes, but which one?
What are the options?

take the IT guy pill and find a job in some school where 90% of the work is plugging in projectors and 90% of your time it's watching anime or playing vidya on the 4k screen the government bought for you

Geh ins medizinische Feld

Drywall/construction worker

McDonalds, although I wouldn't be surprised if they start requiring a degree soon

Robots need degrees?

user, there are Bosnians in Germany you know

How

Krankenpfleger und MFA sind heftig stressige Berufe
I'm probably not too dumb but I don't wanna put in the effort
The degree I chose requires a lot of dedication

In Yukon, Nunavut. Theres barely any people so supply of workers is almost non-existant

fucking this lol
if you're not technically illiterate (and I don't think there are a lot of those on this website) you're already qualified for that shit

What qualification do I need for that?

depends on the town, it's associated with resources so coal mining, aluminum smelting, timber
so truck driving, forklift, production line
because you live in a very remote place, there's usually no women who don't have kids and the only thing to do is drink and go to teenage hockey
you're not paid to work, your paid to be there
look up a place like kitimat, houston, tumbler ridge, dryden, baie-comeau

>you're not paid to work, your paid to be there
???

got a license?
finding a driver job at a shipping company in Germany should be a piece of cake
seems like a pretty comfy job, especially with your infrastructure

Anything to do with computers