Last sex

When did user last have sex?

Also what's with this "have sex" meme? Is this some shit spreading from Jow Forums?
If so, then them robos need to go back. We're full and we can't have you migrants taking up our posts.

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your picture doesn't work, I don't remember anything

>Also what's with this "have sex" meme? Is this some shit spreading from Jow Forums?
>If so, then them robos need to go back. We're full and we can't have you migrants taking up our posts.

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have sex

Have sex

Incel

January. I’m in a long distance relationship so we only have sex every couple of months

>Incel
Have sex then

That sucks, but at least the sex LDRs do have is usually awesome.

She’s my first gf so I don’t know anything else lol

have gay sex

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No I called you an incel

My currently long distance gf came out and visited me in feburary after not seeing her since october. (Long story, weve been in relationship for 6 years, in different state with parents saving up monies)
We had sex one last time the night before her early morning flight and she let me fuck her without a cindom and i pulled out at last second and unloaded on her boibs. She had 4 orgasms and was all tingly and about to passout. I cleaned her uo with some wet paper towels and we fell asleep almost instantly while cuddling. Good stuff thanks for reminding me to remember that

My LDR gf can easily orgasm 4-5 times in a single sex. It takes me a long time to cum, but that might be from the condoms. I don’t know what sex without a condom is like

this morning lol

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Had sex with a civilian for the first and last time exactly one year ago

She was extremly ugly and 34 years old, I fucked her without a condom and she came a lot, she fell in love with me and became obsessed, I ghosted her

have sex then

In the same exact boat as you mate, how long till next time for you?

anhedonia is a drag
you might have a problem when you actually need to cum (as in, when trying to get pregnant)

No u

like 2 weeks ago

Sad, but nice.

Nice. It's why I created the thread.
Careful about unprotected sex tho.

Ok.

Nice? Sorta? Gotta watch out for STDs.

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men don't catch stds

I have not had sex since 1992, which is when I died in my previous life and entered this one

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It's because you were multilated at birth and need to extra stimulate your keratine mushroom.

No I told you to have sex

Don't know where you got that, but monkey-human sex can lead to STDs.

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July
What is that? Also, I never want kids
Yes this too

>I don’t know what sex without a condom is like
It's like a completely different feeling.

Pretty much still a virgin if you haven't had condomless sex. I mean go get a BJ with and without condom. Completely different. The chasm between condom or not is even greater for vaginal sex since you're feeling the person a lot more and intimacy is a lot closer for both people.

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Well condoms are our only option

Sunday, did anal with my gf

>anal
joto

tu puta madre, pinche chicano virgen de mierda

The Sunday before last. Got fucked by a 19yo twink. And we made out. And we blew each other. The next day he unfriended me.

mad

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have sex started on /tv/, but then spread as faggots are trying to avoid Endgame spoilers.

Also January I hooked up with a nice asian chick, but she said I love you right after sex so I ghosted her.

>says the chicano virgin
Not at all, I just hate chicano trash

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it was a terrible, embarrassing experience. I have a small willy and it ruined the entire thing I have barely even chased women since then and that was 6 years ago

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I have sex with my hand everyday hahaha kill me

It's ok bro, I can share my girlfriend with you.

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nah, i'll pass

He does this every day. He's either a shill or the most autistic human being on Jow Forums when Canada isn't around.

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>i'm CHI
kek jotos

Never

Canadians are literally the best posters of this vietnamese website

It helps if your relationship is close. Despite the talking about guys just caring about the fuck. It's still better for most men if there is a relationship or feeling between the partner.

A whore, 1st date hookup, or bar slut won't feel the same as a gf would.

Couple years ago with ex-gf. Preferred solitude since.

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