/cum/ + friends

eat your fruits edition

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first for catboys

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frog

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Reminder that things can get better for you if you change your mindset and put in hard work

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Feelin goo

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moi je n'ai pas de tatouage, mais je respecte les choix de ceux qui en ont.

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petition to stop earlyposting

yay

>hellsing ultimate
absolutely without a doubt based

Tattoos are shite

yee

Lmao. why the fuck does this make sense to me?

Yeah I think they just age badly, and there's something perverse to me about permanently changing the human body like that for aesthetics

Jackfruit's the cure to cancer

mango is the best fruit

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this chat has on average around 50 people divided into different plazas, each owned by a plaza leader.

plaza leaders are normally psychopathic shits that don't like to get told what to do but there's like 10 of them which makes them a significant portion (20%) of the population on /cum/. they are also high skilled and super danger well above and deserving of their elite status. make no mistake

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based and /cum/babypilled

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Planning to purchase a pair of shoes.

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am hungry
there was spaghetti and chicken legs but there was a limited of it so i only ate a bit of it
hate living with ppl

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might go out tonight with the boys to smash some trannies heads with rocks

If you killed one of them you could make a nice platter of liver and onions.

Me in the middle

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You don't like it?
Go back to Europe, white bitch

>posting the denny version
rude to my original edit of that image

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>why yes I AM a scat fetishist, how could you tell?

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pretty sure that's illegal

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forgot mayo and toothpaste AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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resident tranny barely post here anymore, now fuck off somewhere else

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>resident tranny
who?

the dane

"""""""dane""""""""""

dansk

finna eat the cheese danish

>finished an exam
>start realizing the mistakes that I made on the exam
>maximum possible score keeps going down by the hour

i hate this thought process

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where's the ketchup?

NEED a gf like this

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discustang

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Bake, bake!

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I am figuratively autistic about a topic which makes me extremely non-autistic. I constantly analyze other people. I have become very good at identifying people's social patterns, identifying things like personality/hidden personality traits based on slight cues and phenotypes. I have spent years(ironically most of them alone) observing how people behave, picking up on every pattern that I could, and I have been very consistently proven right even on some of my crazier theories.

Thoughts? what about you guys?

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ale pls go

>I have become very good at identifying people's social patterns, identifying things like personality/hidden personality traits based on slight cues and phenotypes
No you haven't
>I have spent years(ironically most of them alone) observing how people behave, picking up on every pattern that I could, and I have been very consistently proven right even on some of my crazier theories.
No you haven't
>Thoughts?
You're a braindead pseud

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not an answer
you underestimate the time I've spent doing this

that feel when no gf

>tfw no bf

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>tfw the guy who called me a pseud is probably the same guy who said tfw no f
probably the same as the soy spammer

stop looking at me like that

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not for me

>texas

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not talking to you flaming homosexual. i am talking to her. she's undressing me with her eyes

>South Carolina

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i'm not gay

you're as straight as a tire

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how does someone without any type of support become a neet? are homeless 50 year olds the ultimate pill for the wagie contagie?

wrong ^
No clue

YUCK

Implying there’s only one LOL

late night cum

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looks like thin hair chin man

youtu.be/AuPe921w7Lg

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You're not supposed to be delighted about it, but how else will you make money? You have the opportunity to be a NEET because you're a wealthy first world faggot. Otherwise you'd be starving and/or homeless

it isnt even 6 PM

you know who you are bitch nigga

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ct7LaWmR2-o

cringe

are you trying to become one?

is using a store bought seasoning for bbq cheating?

>butthurt about privilege
lol...
I have third world family whod probably let me be a neet, too

yo its almost 3 am

The real way to not wagecuck is to start a business and eventually grow it to the point that it runs itself, without giving up too much equity. Then you can be a Based Rent-Seeker NEET

The simply become homeless without support. NEETs here go on about wagies slaving away but never realize their own privilege of receiving neetbux while anyone else would be on the fucking streets begging for a meal. Much better to work a job than to be on the street.

Don't tell the fools our plans, bud. Anyways thinking about hiring this girl to manage some of my day-to-day operations but I don't want her to have all the power in that sector of my organization. Think I will hire an equally attractive and highly skilled female to counterbalance this disparity.

no it is 6 pm time zones arent real isall the jews fault

>I have third world family

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Don't care.
Just realize how incredibly lucky you are that you aren't kicked out on the fucking street

jealousy

?

I’m gonna die alone bros