How do you meet girls in your country?

It literally doesn't work though. I only match with fat disgusting animals.

t. average looking guy

In what way? Literally the easiest way to hook up with girls, you get like 100 matches a day easily if you are good looking.

You might be uglier than you think.

>In a year
Is that suppose to be a long time, faggot?

>wtf? I had a certain experience so you should have experienced the exact same thing?

Nah doggy, I was being humble. I'm more attractive than you

A. You are rich, you drive a car/bike and entice foids at public or social gathering
B. You are rich, your parents arrange or you get an offer
C. Rape

You are the one who said it's a meme, never said the experience doesn't vary, but if you are on Tinder and you are ugly you obviously shouldn't expect it to work since it's entirely superficial. It works perfectly for people who are able to get matches, so not a meme.

Okay, based

>I haven't had sex in a year and its getting worrisome.
rookie numbers OP

Christ you are touchy, is right.

I'm better looking than both of you and I could also beat you both up with incredible ease but I wouldn't because I'm also nicer than you

Yeah I bet you get turned down by girls all the time
>You're a nice guy user. Any girl would be lucky to have you
>Anyway where is Chad, I could swear I saw his dick poking out just a moment ago behind the corner

I doubt that, I'm probably the most handsome guy on Jow Forums, used to have girls 4 years older come watch me play football when I was like 13 just so they could look at me.

>I'm probably the most handsome guy on Jow Forums

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I don't ever get turned down because I don't ever try. The last girl I asked out was my ex gf more than a year ago.

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>Girls come and cheer for the retarded kid wheeling himself around the soccer field to make him feel better
>"heh they totally want my dick"

sure, bud

I honestly would be very surprised if I wasn't.

kek, whatever makes you feel better, you'll never know the feel of having older high school girls adding you on MSN and sexting with you

>I honestly would be very surprised if I wasn't.
The niggas on this board are ugly, but not that ugly

what the fuck is this "i'm the best looking guy" cringe shit? Are you fucking highschool girls?

try 21 years

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That's when I first had sex. You'll be fine lad.

Chloroform in a dark alley

Multiple sex partners? Digusting rutting pig.

If you guys are so hot then fucking prove it and post pics.

A lot of guys on here are actually pretty attractive.

haha same lmao

>A lot of guys on here are actually pretty attractive.
Yeah I bet you'd think that, faggot

>If you guys are so hot then fucking prove it and post pics.

kek creepy fag

club for young thots 16-2X
bar for thirsty milfs

you can find both of them in opposite places too but they are commonly found there. i think its same all around world, no different

Do you go to clubs and bars alone to look for girls? Seems intimidating.

Nah, just that he (or you?) would have nothing to lose. But considering the dork claiming to be hot can't even get hot tinder matches means he's a lot uglier than he thinks.

Tinder.

I wish I was confident enough to talk to girls on the street though, I fucking hate online dating.

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trick is having a gf

How the fuck should I know?
I haven't a real conversation with a girl since I left "school" that was 4 years ago, these 4 years I spend in University, where it is allegedly trivial to find girls...

i dont go out looking for girls

What is your stratagem?

Nobody said it was easy in university, just easier than after you leave. It gets infinitely harder after that, especially since a lot of people find their partners around that time/age.

bring them out with you to bars and gatherings and tell them to pretend they're your gf, let them use their bottled actress powers for a better cause, could become your gf in the process. it's just like computer hacking.

Social circle

having fun. when i see someone wants to get dick then i will give but its not priority

It's my priority

>Wanting to date/be in a relationship with a woman that has sex with men for money
Only in America

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>Nobody said it was easy in university
The normies in /Deutsch/ told me otherwise.

And even many of the other autistic people who I studdy with have gfs. There even is a couple sitting in my PDE lecture...

why

Well when you're in class together it gives you an easy excuse to start a conversation.

I gave up. Still a virgin after 28 years. I've never been able to get past the first date or pick up anyone in a club. Friends kept telling me it was only a matter of time, but it never happened. Had a couple of years where I went full out grooming, looking for tinder dates, and going out every weekend but it never amounted to anything. I just gave up on dating last year because I grew tired of it and figured there were better uses of my time than arranging everything only to be stiffed again.

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I wish to bust inside a pussy

post pics, you hunk

It's easy in Brazil, I might say. If you aren't ugly, you will succeed.

Come to Brazil and have sexy all day.

I'm hispanic so people couldn't tell than I'm foreign unless the talk to me.

then check tinder. going out to clubs or bars with nr1 priority to get women is max desperation

Well, there are like 3 girls in that lecture, at the very least 2 of them already taken.
I am also thoroughly autistic, my last conversation with a girl was when I fucked up a bit presenting my homework, which was pretty embarrassing.

Good idea, I don't even enjoy going to clubs or bars

Join a school club where you can practice chatting with autistic girls. Clubs for anime/nerd shit are always full of girls on the spectrum.

Yeah, I also had that idea, but there literally aren't any interesting clubs. Maybe the chess club, but I am bad at chess, or the debate club, but that is a risk I am not willing to take.

There really are no designated autism clubs here.

A lot of it isn't you, it comes down to numbers and sheer luck. I will say that tinder seems like shit and old fashioned ways of dating seem to have better success. I got lucky with the internet, but not on a dating site. If it is something you still want I'd encourage you not to give up and remember that it isn't you, but I can also understand just wanting to give up.

Practice chess, and the debate club might be good for you. There have to be groups other than just those though.

If you're in a decent sized school you have to have some kind of anime or video game club for gay faggots

Try 23, nigger.

What if you aren’t good looking?

>Practice chess
I did for a while, but it is just too memory heavy for me.
But there really aren't that many autism clubs here, I think there is quite a culture gap there.

I really don't think so. I mean there is a league of legends club but I mean I am not THAT autistic.

This except try 25 years

Better to join a cringy club and make some autistic friends than just drift through all 4 years of university as that silent guy in the corner of class. If you feel too cool for those clubs then join something better like a martial arts club or some shit.

>than just drift through all 4 years of university as that silent guy in the corner of class.
I can't go back in time.

>If you feel too cool for those clubs
I really don't, it was just a joke. I don't even play lol.

Well make the most of the rest of your time there. All your classmates are just as young and insecure as you.

>Well make the most of the rest of your time there
There is apparently a group doing some numerics, I might write a mail to them.

>All your classmates are just as young and insecure as you.
Both false, I am definitely the youngest and one of the most insecure.

post a selfie

I have no idea. Both of my only two sexual partners were met via the Internet, but we banged before the first date. I don't know how conventional dating works, I'm too autistic.

Prepare yourself to never know what it feels to be loved

Why would you ever even look at a girl that has no context for or idea of how you operate as a human being
Just get better at beating off, and whenever she comes she comes, if you're living to improve and she never comes, die knowing it wasn't your problem to have
That's dating
If fucking go to a bar or club and play the slot machine that is finding pussy
If you want to fuck hot girls start selling coke

Rule #1: be attractive
Rule #2: don't be unattractive

It's not a meme if you are attractive. A guy in the top 5% will match with most w*men, while an average guy will match with about 1/115

I think people here underestimate how ugly they are desu
You don't have to be that attractive to find a decent looking girl on tinder
It's probably more like 80/20 or 85/15
If you're one of these people only getting matches with Unga Dunga Whales, swallow the pill and just live life virtuously; your actions will attract, or at least have a chance to compared to your countenance

This guy isn't exactly hard science but the basic trend is clear enough. Average guys don't get laid on tinder.
medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

Most people on this site are probably average or slightly below average looking at worst. And before you ask, I would rate myself as significantly below average but I've had a couple of decent looking w*men overtly express interest in me so I doubt I'm completely hideous. But even some average or above average looking friends who have no trouble getting w*men IRL struggle to get matched on tinder.

Ah, thanks for video friend, I'll check it out
Good luck on sex tomorrow

>its not a video
I'm a fucking retard; good read

I have Tinder and in a month I've matched just with a fucking chinese girl

I hate women now

>that flag
>that post

Reeee. Fuck you all.

>I am a solid 6.5/10
>not fat
>own a Audi
>have a decent job
>enough social skills not to be a complete autist
>healthy

It can get nudes of e-thots in minutes but I have no dual income.

Why?

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>Tinder
You mean that App girls use to promote their IG profiles?
It's a meme app that doesn't even work

Isn't Audi for women?
I'm not a car person, I just heard other people say that.

Maybe they are for woman but atleast I can get inside an Audi.

>NOOOO I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A YEAR

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Work on your game, op. Try it on discordo desu : GGUXDQ

No need to be salty. I was just curious about the perception of Audi in your country. Sorry.

Outside of university which is infested with girls I have never been able to find a gf in Canada. People are very cold and closed off here. Every time I travel I meet girls and have no problem though. Europe, asia, wherever. I'm considering moving abroad for a year at 30 to somewhere in Europe just because of this but I'm really afraid. My lease is up in 3 months and I have to decide. I dont have a lot to lose but I really dont want to be that 30 y/o guy in hostels working there.

It's kind of easy to know girls here but some other guys seems to always be ahed of me in the flirting game. I don't have a car or job so it would be hard to have a gf. I spend the whole time in my tiny home in front of my pc.
I've been trying to talk with the girls and trying to score but it's been almost a year since I'm going out and trying to speak with them and nothing happens.

but that is every girl

b&r

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Dating apps
Clubs
Work/school if you have social skills

But really a quality girl is 1 in about 20000 here.