/balt/

Mom, please mom, I wanna eat burritos and love senioritas

Ok virgins

Labas pusdienas!

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Vienas
Vyras
Vynas
Klynas
Blynas

Šynas

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binkis

Nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaujančiuose

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juudid

quads wasted

Just be yourself

?

¿

Thanks for the advice

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Democratic Kranklis' Republic of Binkis.

Also moisturize your face

@mcdicks, 2 chickenburgers, a cheesuberger and su šonine

WHY DON'T YOU COOK SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF

i can cum on your face if you want

It’s Friday, I want to treat myself, I got off earlier, so I’m going home now where I’ll cook a spaghetti carbonara and some fried chicken, plus I’ll have to eat my daily varškė, gonna be ~4000 kcal
for today

I cum on my face myself

>spaghetti carbonara and some fried chicken
Sounds way too carb heavy my friend

Gonna finish making my cleaver tonight and then I'm gonna CHOPCHOPCHOP

Tfw absolutely beta irl
I guess it's because I'm a lanklet
Shorter men are indeed superior in growing muscle mass and talking to girls

Ur probably a manlet you just think you're tall

ačiu

Cope harder, lanky lmao

Lmao beta manlet turbobeta virgin incel freak

>falseflagging this hard
do you have to pay for public transportation or do they assume you're a child?

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you forgot ū

paldies

have sex

already did yesterday

cope

seething

>t. seethelet

have sex

already did just now

have sex

have sex

have sex

have sex

Tricked u fucking retards lmaoook

Make me

ah
I woke up

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Have sex

Procreation is for jews and slaves.

Have s e x

I cannot.
It is beneath me.

Calling it here, you're a newfag below the age of 20

I'd tell you to have sex but you're hopeless

Ancient mayan civilization disappeared mysteriously because they learned to develop the secrets of teletransporting and travelled to what we know as modern Latvia.
WE WUZ BALTS

why is the thread dying

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everyone is out with their gfs on this friday evening

I'm going out soon too

i’m still drinking coffee
have fun out there

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haha spamming a shitty meme, so funny, le much thread quality 40 thousand amirite xDDD

speak for yourself you normgroid trash

haha complaining about shitty memes with "le" and "xDDD" so revolutionary

have sex

just ate lads, still hungry, but I'll be okay for now

have sex

Going to take a shit.

I'm a faggot. I, the one posting these dull poop reports, am a faggot. I spring into /balt/ threads giddy with excitement to post my shitty shits making fun of the /balt/ic spirit. Because I'm a faggot.

Perhaps the die was cast when I came out of the closet. It really made me feel comfortable with being a faggot. I, myself, am a faggot. If you think the literal shitposting that I do all the time is funny, you're a faggot. I am the person who posts all the "poop" posts in /balt/ threads and I'm coming out to you guys now. I'm a faggot.

>b-but you're not even gay

"I'm a faggot!"

I began to suck cock because, as the dullest poster, it's what I do best. After each cock sucked, I marked on a ruler my penis length. I found that after 7 sessions of hard blows and my penis being erect with another dudes dick in my mouth, my penis was a lot longer even when flaccid. I guess sucking cock does have some benefits. Now I'm off, it's time for me to post my poop report in another thread. I'm a faggot.

Interesting thread indeed, no go and get yourself least a bottle of vodka and shitpost whole night.

have sex

have sex

have sex

Na I'm taking a shit.

Do you get erections when shitting too? It must be because the shit stimulates the prostate. I'm not a faggot, but I came quite a few times that way. I'm not a faggot though.

have sex

>Do you get erections when shitting too?

no wtf

You must have polish ancestery, kek

Lies. I hold it in for about a week so the shit becomes really big. Then I shit and cum.
I'm Lithuanian.

I shit every morning before going to work, sometimes maybe in the evening if I ate more before

I don't hold in my shit for a week

Try holding it in. Best orgasm ever.
Sometimes I hold in pee too. I was thinking about wearing diapers so when I cannot hold it in any longer, I could just piss and shit anywhere.

I have never had sex in the 24 years of my life and I live with my parents

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have sex

based
same here

too many sexlets itt

>Try holding it in

no

I had sex last time 7 years ago and i live alone, i bet your life is better.

Went to a Chinese restaurant with my gf. Now sipping beer ar home comfortably.

have sex

Gf menstruating

have sex

It's pretty dope. Don't really have to do shit. Just go to work and back. Now I don't even have a job at the moment.

>why yes, I have never had sex, how could you tell?

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I never had a job

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