You are forced to live in a country in Eastern Europe (minus Russia) for 3 years, where do you go ?

You are forced to live in a country in Eastern Europe (minus Russia) for 3 years, where do you go ?

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Eastugal

In any schengen country and then go west

This.

Poland ofc. My grandma was polish.

Portugal is so Western that it became Eastern

Croatia

central yurop thank you very much

Poorland.

I've romanticised Ukraine over the last few years, so probably there. Kiev is supposed to be alright if you're a foreigner and can afford a good area.

>outofplacetugal

Czechia, of course. It's the best and richest Eastern Euro country with the highest quality of life and the most beautiful women.

Czech republic, I'm sure my old high school transfer student gf from Prague would give me a place to stay if i make myself useful

Fixed your map, Pierre

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one of the Balts, not sure

Yeah, Kiev is good city for living in Ukraine. Thanks god i was born exactly here and not in some shithole like Zhitomir or Gorlovka.

Coastal Bulgaria

Poland

Crimea isn't ukrainian, Mahomet.

Czech counts as eastern europe?

Fuck off, we're full

All Ruska is ours, it all is property of Kievan Lords.

Croatia is very beautiful

aye
but they say they are """"""""""""Central"""""""""""""

Estonia or Slovenia

We were here first.

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Crimea still an yukrop part, which is not.

Slovenia is pretty decent. Either there or one of the Baltic Countries imo

That's nice to know. I hope to visit one day soon, it's just a very expensive flight to Europe.

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no connection to any of those countries, so Polska

LIBERATED

Cool, thanks.

Slovenia

Based and mountainjewpilled

kiev

>implying crimea is russian

It's russian. People from here are voted to join Russia. And since then, it's Russian part.

>People from here are voted to join Russia.
It was occupied by Russian army a day before the fake referendum.

80% people lived here were russians. I don't know what's your usa bootliker propagana says. But things look like how they are.

Poortugal
Well, it is

thats slovenia

croatia or slovenia

Hungary

Croatia
Or something like Estonia

serbia/bosnia, very friendly and hospitable people

wealth and money is good but just like the sun, it goes and leave, wealth is not eternal

Portugal
I am unironically thinking about moving there.
I mean all those French people move there for some reason right?

french moving to portugal are old fatass who just come for the weather to die there

literally just move a bit north in my county

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Don't react to those brainwashed.

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Russia obviously. I love russian culture and history.
I have this escapist fantasy that i am a russian slav born and raised at Novosibirsk and married to a russian tuvan chick.

Berlin or Leipzig

There're no tuvan chicks in Novosibirsk.

t. living Novosibirsk

i was going to say this too, Leipzig or Dresden. Definitely not Berlin though. It's full of Turks

This. Better income than here. Weather is good too.

what do you mean

We are Slavs.

retired peansionists looking for a safe cheap place with nice weather.
thats it really

Hello fellow Portuguese,how are you doing today.

Slovenia.

Пoгyгли мeм "Либepaтop"

Austria

you have to go back

I'd stay here.

hungary or romania
or latvia dk

Poland
Won't be much different to where I live now, my village must be about 20% polish

Redtugal does it again

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wow, france really is a not white country!!

Literally any of them except Kosovo, Albania, Slovenia, Moldova, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia

Eesti

fuck off i have brown eyes but i'm still white, you're not white just because you have blue eyes, in fact i know a middle eastern girl with blue eyes

no shit retard

I stay where I am.

Poland, Czech Republic or Slovenia

>no shit retard

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that doesnt mean brown eyed people can be white

Sure you are mehmet

whiter than you, cancer mongol

Slovakia or Slovenia
Czechia is nice but their language seems harder to me than the two former ones'

Sure you are mehmet

Croatia.

Post a photo of your eyes, i bet you don't even have double eyelids

Bases

Czech Republic all the way.

Reserve choices would be Slovenia, Hungary and Estonia.

>posting eyes on internet
No thanks mehmet, i dont wanna end up on some creeps folder or database

REEEE stop calling me mehmet you inbred mongoloid

Maybe croatia?

that's austria

cлaвa Пopтyгaлия!

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Estonia

Czech republic, Slovenia or Poland. They all seem acceptable and I'm more likely to not want to kill myself learning the language like I would in Hungary or Estonia.

By cold war lingo where central Europe doesnt exist yes. However based on personal experience they get irritated if you say their country is in Eastern Europe.

glad we are still the most important country of int, that you make maps just to edit us.

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they're learning :)

>wealthytugal?

Estonia, because it's such a wonder of a country.

Finland
If I have to move then poland, ukraine or estonia.
>Spurdoland isn't eastern europe
Just look at map
Its not eastblock but it is in east europe.

>minus Russia
thanks god.
Portugal is the easiest choice

Bosnia