Culture Pals - /cp/

I would surely love to fuck it

Kek im at such a fucking crossroads rn

Gonna message the qt one more time soon to see if she's interested at all and so that i may get her out of my head/some closure in case she isn't

Like if i ever want this to amount to anything in the far-flung future now is the time to go and try it

You've basically already lost if you don't even consider doing the 1st step, this is something i've learned a long while ago

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Like i REALLY do not fucking need constantly thinking about her as a Weltschmerz-inducing distraction on top of everything else and before i move into the dorm l8er on

It would be better to just get it done and over with already, archive and catalogize her phenotypical specimen-specific properties for future breeding candidate cross-reference and be done with it really heh

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why are you on interpals? you already have top tier women in your country. Just go to Baden-Wurttemberg and find swabian gf.
Swabian gf will manage your money properly Swabian gf will bake you flammkuchen for dinner.

t.swabian gf haver

>Swabian gf will manage your money properly Swabian gf will bake you flammkuchen for dinner.
FUCK NOW I WANT A SWABIAN GF

I guess she doesn't like hypothetical questions.
She wants to hear that you'll go there and ask her out.
It's a little awkward to say that unless you really plan to go to her country even before meeting her.

>Tfw I was thinking about making a thread
>Tfw no 1st world gf

Yesterday I logged in to interpals but I couldn't be arsed to answer the 9 messages, does this happen to you?

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Hi

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i got 2 today and i couldn't answer the other one :')

Yeah that’s a tricky one desu
Cunt?

I'm flirting with one of your women as I type this

Skim the froth off the milk

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If you are talking to my qt you get a punch in the neck

Based

Imagine if the schizo qt forced you to smell and worship her stinky unwashed feet haha oh no

Based

I really start to doubt why I come to these threads when you start posting 'nudes' of women you have spoken to on interpals. The women on interpals are some of the sweetest, most intelligent, funny, and nice in the entire world. They are trusting and loyal often coming from poor countries where loyalty and trust is all they have, the only currency in their wallet.

Maybe its because I come from a country where I actually have to talk to women and get to know them because showing my white skin or anglosphere passport isn't enough to get their attention. Maybe its because I don't manipulate them with the opposable thumbs of english teaching and first world income. Maybe its because I am just a fucking good person raised to be as polite to women as possible. Whatever it is, it makes me sick to share threads where you post womens images freely.

cringe and bluepilled

What you are doing is just as bad as sharing bomb making instructions or posting images of naked children onto the deep web. You are taking something you have no permission to show to other people and showing it to them anyway. It is an appalling and utterly sick behaviour. If the following words were banned from these threads it would improve hugely

>Nudes (obvious, this prevents requesting them)
>qt, qt's and variations (objectifies and simplifies women on the website)
>russian/chinese (used JUST to discuss nationalities that can be manipulated most easily)
>turkish (used JUST to mock and insult men like me for having to fight to get the attention of the beauties on here)
>milf (porn term, it is not INTERPORNS)
>chubby (porn term, it is not INTERPORNS)
>script (encourages manipulating women as a game rather than talking to them as a pass time)

I noticed in your profile you claim to be 'obsessed with Korea' and that you want to go there yourself some day. Please let me advice you, that this is a bad idea. Being obsessed with Korea is very unhealthy. I had a friend like you once. His name was Ken. He was a nice guy, but completely obsessed with Korean culture. He would spend all day watching K-pop on his tablet and practising with his freshly folded geom. He even walked around town, dressed in hanboks, which earned him quite the reputation among the townspeople, who laughed at him whenever he turned his back. He dreamt of going to Korea and becoming a kimchi chef for Samsung, his favourite Korean company. You are probably thinking "I do these things. I dress in hanboks and wish to live in Korea. Maybe one day I will meet Ken and we will walk through the streets of Seoul together, but not as a couple as we will both have beautiful Korean partners"

Guess what? You can't do that.

Because Ken died. He was killed in the 2012 Typhoon Bolaven. He was walking to his office, and was too busy watching videos of his favourite K-pop artists to notice the debris behind him. His obsession with Korea killed him. A life wiped out. I do not think the same thing must happen to you. Please, reconsider your obsession. Become obsessed with Finland if you must have a country you love so much. We at least do not have disasters. Maybe if you do become obsessed with us, I can be your husband.

Summer qt edition

Welcome to culture pals! Message with qts from around the world!

>script
culturepals.github.io/
>pasta
pastebin.com/guuQnAUi

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lol either a whiteknight or a qt who fell for the Scandinavian cock

he bumped the thread so, that works.

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Me on the left

I thought we all collectively accepted that culture pals was dead.

I hung out with my irl qt yesterday. We went out for coffee and we stayed for almost 2 hours. I felt some pretty good chemistry and she does seem interested in more than just friendship. She wants to spend more time together which is good. Guess I'm not going to need the e-girls soon.

Why are there so many Indonesian qts?

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So no more Turk?
Evolution.

The genes of Third Worlders’ evolved to adapt to their shitty life. Their genes try to make them appear as attractive as possible so they can marry rich white westerner so they can have financial stability and raise healthy, successful offspring.

>I thought we all collectively accepted that culture pals was dead.
Ride never ends :)

Goodluck with your irl qt

Gib Baden-Württemberg gf

Hi m*cchi

Since Easter has ended for most people or idk how long easter is really.
Anyway, has anyone seen The Last Temptation of Christ?
Is it good?

Yes and yes

No

Justify that statement

>mfw autists think this still applies
This looks very outdated and even for 2013 it looks autistic but acceptable

Just watch 'The Bible' with the Lvsitan Bvll

WE WUZ MESSIAS N SHIET

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Just the fact it says webcam shows how old it is

When I had one literally only had ivans, igors, and the occasional Pedro message me
Had one South Korean girl and Russian girl who hid her face talk to me

Is it because I said everyone could message me and not just women?

Yes

What nationality is your qt?
strawpoll.me/17889643

No older then 2013 right? If so that is still very autistic. But then again he has flags in his room. Photoboot tier cameras are acceptable btw. The cool instathots still use it.
None of above applies if you don't care about a HQ girlfriend and just go for some ugly cheap thot on ip.

That poll didn’t work

>no canadian option
Stop discriminating against me for moving on from e-dating.

>Dating a literal leaf

your poll sucks

>mention trump in a joking way to swedish girl
>she flips out calling him a piece of shit etc.
wew didn't know it was that bad, I can't even joke about the guy

>not watching passion of the christ
whats wrong with you

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>she flips out calling him a piece of shit
why? is she rapefuges welcome?

Better than talking to e-thots I'm never going to meet.

Isn't that basically sweden's motto?

well guys from swedish general said it's not true.

>sends me a cute birthday message
I wanna marry her bros

>she forgot mine and then remembered 5 days later
kek at least she remembered

Anyone got an Easter themed Apu I can send to my slav qt?

>listening to guys in swegen

This might help

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Or this one if you feel romantic

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What is it supposed to look like? Apu with Easter egg?

Thanks

Yeah or a Jesus apu, anything that relates to Easter really

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Based

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What interpals-likes have you had success with?

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Tandem

Interpals

Real life

>Portugal's Parliament has just recognized the Armenian Genocide, for the first time. It condemned the 1.5mln killings and deportations of Armenians that begun on 1915
can I get an Armenian gf now?

i'm still hesitant with this because I don't know which languages to put. i just wanna talk to qts and not learn any languages

Possibly. They are probably happy with you. Also, try Israel because lots of Armenians live there

Anyone was here in indianola's times?

no but I mined bitcoins for him

Nice.

I'm searching for ze moment from star wars when one of the main characters (kenobi7) makes magick on soildier-droid or something like this to pass e border. Tried to use different search questions but haven't found it, find it for me please if you can be so kind.

this is not the video clip you're looking for

Lol

>im a dancer
>what type of dance?
>hip hop
What does this mean? I've gotten this from a few Russian girls lately

She twerks

She's a thot

if she breathe

Middle eastern girls look really hairy

I should have guessed that, I'll just ask them if I can see their amazing """"""""""""""""""""""""dance""""""""""" moves from now on

You should desu. Share videos with us

That is shown every year and I always have the same comment.
Jesus seems like a chad.
Hard to pray to a chad.

Georgian girls too

what about SEA?

I dunno but probably? I don't really talk to asians tbhwyf and if I did, it probably wouldn't be thais