Spotting Americans

"Americans love wearing shorts, even when it's not all that warm outside." -- Nelly, Spain

"North Face fleeces." -- Jacqui, Germany

"Ill-fitting T-shirts that showcase somewhere they've been or a feat accomplished, like 'Milwaukee Marathon' or 'Chicago Zoo' -- something embarrassing Europeans wouldn't dare be spotted in. Then on party night, American girls wear pounds of makeup." -- Susan, Netherlands

"Americans are the ones wearing fanny packs -- though I think it's because they want to keep an eye on their wallets." -- Elio, Venezuela

"Americans are used to big portions in restaurants and cafés. So when I see someone walking around Europe with more than a half-liter of coffee, that person is likely American." -- Matt, Spain

"Americans go out and get college-girl drunk -- it's a big cultural difference. In Greece, we care a lot about what people think, so we grow up trying to do everything in certain ways. Plus, there was never a drinking age here [until recently when they made it 18], so as teenagers, we never felt the need to get wasted because we easily could if we'd really wanted to." -- Stavros, Greece

"I'm not saying that all Americans are overweight, but the overweight people I encounter here tend to be American." -- Barbro, Sweden

"Their beautiful teeth!" -- Jonathan, UK

"If there's a girl on the beach in a bikini with six-pack abs, my first thought is, 'she's American.' Spanish women don't aim for that look. It’' custom here to eat reasonably healthy with the exception of having a beer with every meal, but since we walk everywhere, we don't really gain much weight. Americans, however, work out to get toned." -- Beatrice, Spain

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those are definitely some quintessential spanish names bruce

>North Face fleeces
>this is a bad thing

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>"Their beautiful teeth!" -- Jonathan, UK

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Hiking boots, jeans, windbreaker and a baseball cap

>It’' custom here to eat reasonably healthy with the exception of having a beer with every meal, but since we walk everywhere, we don't really gain much weight. Americans, however, work out to get toned." -- Beatrice, Spain

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That's a meme though
telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12054216/Americans-do-not-have-better-teeth-than-the-British-study-concludes.html

Thank you England

ol Johnny was being sarcastic

I think maybe im the crazy one, no matter how hot it is, i wear jeans. And nothing any leas tha. A tshirt, so i always have an intense farmers tan by mid summer. My face, neck and forearms are always much darker than the rest of my body.

Our two nations are united by our love for dark-color fleeces.

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Problem?

Spanish women eat like pigs. I have never head of anyone having a beer with every meal (maybe in gypsy slums they do). Funfact about "we walk everywhere" Spain is the country with the most elevators per capita.

Youre still walking atleast. In america we have elevators for cars so that is what people use instead of walking into one.

I didnt know that actualy, neat. Im currently in training to become an elevator maintenance/installer, so i think ill move to spain now. When im done with elevator study ill make $145k a year as starting salary in america, would it be less in spain?

what's wrong with tourists?

they pay more since they're most likely centered around tourist traps and they fuck off after a certain period of time

at least burger tourists don't commit vandalism nor are prone to vagrancy like chink tourists

>"Americans are the ones wearing fanny packs -- though I think it's because they want to keep an eye on their wallets." -- Elio, Venezuela
>"Their beautiful teeth!" -- Jonathan, UK
lmao

fuck off spic

A lot less than that. These are Schindler's salaries, 13 years ago, but you get an idea.

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I am the same way. I’ll wear the same jeans everyday too until I blow out the crotch from my thunder thighs, then I’ll get a new pair and just repeat the cycle

Chill, my man. Read the Venezuelan one again, Pedro isn't making fun of us.

susan is absolutely seething

>wear the same pants until they die

Lol i do the same thing, i have a couple pairs of nice jeans, but i have work jeans that i always end up wearing 95% of the time.

>my thunder thighs

dios mio

>Americans love wearing shorts, even when it's not all that warm outside
my retarded american friend visited russia in autumn, on the day he left my city he came to bus station wearing shorts although it was like +6c and rained

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I could round house kick a horse dead with the power of my thighs. My legs are one of my top 3 qualities tbqh.

Americans are more powerful than other races.

Flies.

We straighten and whiten our teeth, its about aesthetics not health

The shorts thing is a unique american thing, but it's really not much different than women in nearly every country wearing a skirt or dress in the winter.

Why do other countries hate shorts? They're comfy and easy to wear.

I wear pants everywhere including to the beach in summer, I people think its weird

So are dresses but I dont see american men wearing them

That greek guy sounds like a fag.
Also:
>"Their beautiful teeth!" -- Jonathan, UK
Heh