What is your relationship like with your mother?

Mine is like pic related.

She is in her 40s but she stay in shape and posses a lot of money but always tease me in ways that make me uncomfortable.

>"user, when will you get girlfriend? Do I have to be your girlfriend for now?"

>"user, are you still a virgin? Do you want Mommy to take it from you? Ohoho just kidding... but maybe not.~~

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What the fuck nigga, get out of that house.

Cease your faggotry.

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I cannot afford my own place yet. Maybe someday.

Stop reading hentais, bro. They distort you reality.

>Your father always mean, don't be like him
only thing I related to

Go for it, what do you have to lose?

i'm not even an incestfag but this got my pp hard wtf

HAAAAAA YOU ARE SO LUCKY

I wish i had a hot mom and we would have sew together

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she is obviously into you but since you are from thailand i am not jealous

I am not attract to her. She have big boobs but I like flat or small chest girl..

Exactly this

Asians milfs are not hot

Only caucasoid make good milfs

Kys roleplay faggot

liar

FUCKING TARD GO BANG HER PUSSY I WISH I WERE YOU SO MUCH HAAA
GO GRABS HER BOOBS AND SEE HER REACTIONS FUCK YOU

>Asians milfs are not hot
literally my choice of meat behind the redheads
the young cutesy asians can fuck off

post pic of mom

japaneses are good but people from thailand are so fucking ugly

>i dont like big boobs
Further proof of your retardation. Have you made an appointment, user?

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this shit gets to live on the first page for hours and yet i say nigger once in a spam thread and i get banned for a day

Japanese make weird noise, its really disgusting but they look good

pic of mom or gtfo

have sex

>jannies
>reason

This
If we're gonna join your wank session we need something to work with.

you are a turk subhuman go back to the sewers you roach freak

post pics

Yoy get what you pay for.

>a fucking flatshitter
Yikes

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are you implying that the pass users get away with more nonsense? knowing gookmoot, I'd believe it

dfc > cowtits
kys

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There is no place for bigotry on this board. Sweety.

Op is the most cringe and blue pilled poster I have ever seen

He could have wincest relation with his mother, who has big breasts, which is the best thing on a woman, but he says that he like flat loli better

Kys, you are not human to me

fuck off nigger
it is a lie you dumb mutt manlet subhuman

No, I'm implying that the integrity and industriousness of the janitorial staff is correlated to their pay.

Reminded me of this guy

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I wish it was like your pic, but it isn't.

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>Asians milfs are not hot
Hold it right there, buddy

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Me too holy shit, my fantasm is to be abused by an older woman

Someone with shit taste no need to reply me.

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She looks like she is 30, not a milf

But she hot

He does it for free you know

She is too old. I do not like.

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Fucking hot

She is really hot

No, she is old. And the way she act is not like how mother should act.

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WTF she looks like my mom when she were in her early 40s.

hot, post more plz

>too old
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK SAKE user YOU FOOL

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why would you post any of your family members pics here

this is my fetish

who cares she doesn't look old I would smash, u have the big gay

hahaha you dont get to fuck your superior PORTVGVESE mother

Fucking retard, rhe best range for a woman is 30-55 and even older for an asian

Give me your mother, I love her

>"if you wouldn't fuck your mom you're gay"

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>mom is 54
>short and built like a brick, years of hard house work have turned her into a strong little woman
>never raises her voice but can make both me and my dad run for our life with a single look
>doesn't talk much at all, she likes cooking and growing flowers etc
>never asks about my social life, she just says I'm a man and my life is my own, pretty much just saying "I don't give a fuck user"
>kills mice and rats around our farm like the Terminator
>somehow knows where all the mushrooms and berries grows in the woods, even when it hasn't rained for months

>>never asks about my social life
You're lucky to have her

Sorry, I'm late. Feel free to continue.

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delete my commentshe is beautiful and i am jealous

Japanese media make me a degenerate and I think that is hot AF, and the woman in the pics is as well.
Btw, humans are just animals in the and free your mind from all this gibberish of morals and you will be way happier, embrace existentialism user.

youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
" You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."

But since it's all a lie fuck off and go write some hentai.

top-tier woman desu

She as addicted to drugs but always maintain her beauty, I meet her when I was 5 then lived with her for one year then she returned to Portugal when I was 12 with my younger brother and she left the drugs but died at the age of 38 when she had 2 strocks. I dint hate her but I never liked her

>tf
>tp
Surprised the age range is so low

Proper woman, reminds me of Portugal

My mum is like a friend. We drink beer together, watch daft comedies and make extremely inappropriate jokes.

patrician taste

Where is the f95 link to your game?
and NO I'm not paying (((paetron))) money for it.

the only porn game I ever played is pic related

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Milfy city

My fzvorite porn game

The mom is the best route btw, so hot

baseless theories

I cut off keeping in touch with that whore after she cheated on my father and took off with half the monies n shit.

Can be cold as ice, but can be nice and loving too. I do not talk to her much.

F for a based post

thats bad ass yo you should write a rap song about it

>reverse search yields no results
hahaha holy shit i'd love to fuck your mom OP

she's cool just really conservative and old school and just does not understand the world today at all. she's stuck in 1970's new york in her head and doesn't know anything new at all. barely can use a computer.

didn't know who elon musk was when i asked her the other day lmao never heard of bitcoin, calls anime chinese cartoons unironically.

shes very set in her ways but she knows what shes good at and she does it well...

constantly makes shit for herself to do though, do any of you guys notice that? she'll freak out about how she's so busy 24/7 and it's literally just odd jobs like 'clean the attic' or 'rearrange the basement' or 'move this chair and table so that it faces this way' and she's like autistically obsessed with getting them done and not having time.

otherwise, very very sweet woman, heart of gold, very innocent. catholic, isn't a degenerate/barely drinks or smokes. her mom was from italy. she moved to a shit neighborhood, and raised my mom, who also grew up in a shit neighborhood.

also, she's obsessed with being nice to someone, in the sense that if someone offers her something or gives her something, she's overwhelmed with a sense of oblige to return the favour

anyway, some famous quotes/paraphrases from her

"no don't move to germany user, I heard there's a lot of problems there....muslims and stuff."

"user don't go down into the city, people get shot there"

"how do i google who won americas got talent"

"your father shit the bed again"

"guys with dyed hair looks really faggy, it looks too faggy"

"donald trump is a good guy i think, he's very funny, i hope he's doing a good job"

"yeah obama is really cool im gonna vote for him, he seems like such a good guy"

"user remember that thing you mentioned once under your breath 7 years ago was pretty good? well i got you 5 24pk in case you want more"

"user you have to stop pissing in bottles"

"user you got another ticket in the mail"

> Finn
> Rap
Yikes.

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>The mom is the best route btw, so hot
This. Too bad the game isn't finished, I want to fuck the teacher so badly

Snowniggas in snowhood, doin drive bys on snowmobile, bustin caps in mooses and shiet

based

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look up bladee
he's from sweden

Don't @ me or my son ever again.

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theres a thai/pinoy on /s/ who keeps posting pics of his 50 year old mother naked around the house, its pretty hot

got links?

no he posts/pics get reposted in milf threads, if you frequent /s/ youll probably see them

>

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What the fuck are you waiting for?
She's hot as shit

I actually hate her, no wonder that she is Russian.

Please be real

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I want your mother as my mommy

OP would your mother be open to taking on an American stepson

>"user you have to stop pissing in bottles"

You're mom a qt

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are you ryan gosling from the one where he was in thailand

she is perfect why haven't you fucked her yet

>humans are just animals in the and free your mind from all this gibberish of morals and you will be way happier, embrace existentialism user
you are only allowed to have this opinion if you are 100% okay with the total collapse of the technological system, modern conveniences, and maybe even civilization itself. there ARE those who want civilizational collapse, supposedly it might make people more satisfied in general having more individual control over things. but you can't just be like dude fuck society lmao and try to hang on to things like capitalism or technology or globalization or whatever

yes
go on

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not him but just wanna mention how you're one of those really dumb people who try to sound smart and philosophical

you made absolutely no point with that rambling horseshit other than trying to push lame omni agenda with the guise of being well written and an ethical argument rather than a

actually nah, not gonna waste my time

i'll leave you with one question

you said

>you can't just be like dude fuck society lmao and try to hang on to things like capitalism or technology or globalization or whatever

well, why not? why would you have to go all or nothing on something like that? that's so incredibly stupid. there's something like damage minimization

you believe in magic sci fi shit if you believe people can just keep up modern lifestyles but also stop working
"muh automation and AI"
retarded magical bullshit
everything is gonna collapse on itself and every fucking historian will point to the west as a shining example of what NOT to do

Herrr... You are making a false dichotomy, and i talked specific about morals and no society, that is a big term one of the terms that is good for you to say a definition of what you are meaning when using them. To begin with, technology, capitalism or technology and globalization has nothing to do with morals people apply pre-conceived morals to does but they aren't conceived by morals neither have some morals you have to follow inherited in those. Civilization is just an empty term to be thrown out like this, cause there is no fix model of civilization and we had/have many type one more permissive others more strict, and some of those morals, I would say the majority, are about things that do not really hurt or cause ill to anybody, just prohibitions usually based on "I don't like it" or "muuh religion", gay marriage for example.

But making things short, what I said wasn't about breaking society or something like that was about individual act and to free the ones mind some arbitrary rules humanity made, so is that I cited existentialism, if you had took 2 seconds to google it instead of making this dumb reply you would understand what I meant.

>mother was ugly and super submissive
>cannot comprehend this fetish

post pics faggot