Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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朝だべ
日本人が起きてるべ
(ง ・ิω・ิ)ว

What the hell are you idiots doing?

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一番好きなポケモンが何?

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通りまーす

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ぼくの旗を返してください

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テニス見てた
ペニスじゃないよ!

2 of those threads are made by a literal autismo he bumps the thread with posts from other websites like 2ch to make it look like it's active. but janny doesn't know so it's ok

念のため消しておく

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ナイスジョーク

テニス見てたかああああああ

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ジョークは得意だ(`・ω・´)

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In Japan, what do older women think of younger men?

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スコートの下のパンツも見てました
ごめんなさい

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ちんこ

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ごめんなさい
あなたは怪しいので僕に話しかけないでください

Interesting..

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ネトウヨの白鵬叩きが始まった。

stop
at least crop me out of the screenshot

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>wasn't Japan's modernization a pure Meiji achievement?
yes mostly, but 250 years of sheer tranquility
1. doubled the population
2. expanded agrable land massively
3. increased literacy rate greatly
in a word they enriched Japan internally without waging a single war.

and they peacefully opened Edo instead of sperging out and burning it to ashes in the civil war. the modernization would have been, without the basis the Shogunate had founded, far more difficult. Sakoku itself is controversial but all the countries in East Asia practically held the same policy, and of all of them, the precursor of Meiji Japan was doing fairly well.
>Prince Eugene
l don't know anything about him, despite his origin he devoted his loyalty to Austria? absolutely based then o_o

we will go and eat ramen,and talk in French and Japanese dans la couverture... truly Jow Forums

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tark 氏ね

I’d date a single Japanese mother. Is that weird or attractive to them?

>yes mostly, but 250 years of sheer tranquility
>1. doubled the population
>2. expanded agrable land massively
>3. increased literacy rate greatly
>in a word they enriched Japan internally without waging a single war.
I see, makes sense. I never thought of it that way. I knew that Japan had the best literacy rate in Asia in the 1800s, but I never really knew why. So the Shogunate set up a solid basis for the rapid modernization under Meiji...
>l don't know anything about him, despite his origin he devoted his loyalty to Austria? absolutely based then o_o
Yep, because he resented Louis XIV and his cronies for oppressing him and his family. Louis XIV created one of the most fearful enemies of France just by bullying him as a teenager, and this bitterness led to him becoming Austria's greatest general. So badass.

>we will go and eat ramen,and talk in French and Japanese dans la couverture...
Ah yes, you did tell me you'd bring me to a nice ramen place... looking forward to it uwu

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>I knew that Japan had the best literacy rate in Asia in the 1800s, but I never really knew why
voila
fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terakoya
>So the Shogunate set up a solid basis for the rapid modernization under Meiji...
エグザクトマン. l'm not saying the Shogunate was very enlightened or anything though. some of their social systems were literally ooga booga
>Yep, because he resented Louis XIV and his cronies for oppressing him and his family. Louis XIV created one of the most fearful enemies of France just by bullying him as a teenager, and this bitterness led to him becoming Austria's greatest general. So badass.
lmao so he literally acted by resentment against Louis xiv? so goddamn based. honestly there still remain many things to know in the French history.
>Ah yes, you did tell me you'd bring me to a nice ramen place... looking forward to it uwu
yes... honestly ramen in Japan is the only ramen, you'll see how junky and addictive it is...
je vais dormir...
*cuddles you and sinks my face in your chest*
おやすみ...

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>fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terakoya
Ooh.
>lmao so he literally acted by resentment against Louis xiv? so goddamn based. honestly there still remain many things to know in the French history.
Yes. The tipping point was when the Sun King refused to grant him a unit, so he just defected to Austria lel
>yes... honestly ramen in Japan is the only ramen, you'll see how junky and addictive it is...
I can't wait to try. Always wanted to try authentic ramen tbqh...
>je vais dormir...
>*cuddles you and sinks my face in your chest*
>おやすみ...
D'accord. C'était très sympathique de pouvoir te parler comme ça, ça faisait un moment...
*te caresse les cheveux et les oreilles jusqu'à ce que tu trouves le sommeil*
おやすみ

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>Yes. The tipping point was when the Sun King refused to grant him a unit, so he just defected to Austria lel
Oh and forgot to add that Frederick the Great learned warfare from him. Bonne nuit

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ああ これだけ!
google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/topics/japan/meiji-restoration
the clauses 3) and 4) elaborate what l stated about the solid basis Tokugawa shogunate founded.
>The Japanese economy grew significantly during the Tokugawa period. In addition to an emphasis on agricultural production (including the staple crop of rice as well as sesame oil, indigo, sugar cane, mulberry, tobacco and cotton), Japan’s commerce and manufacturing industries also expanded, leading to the rise of an increasingly wealthy merchant class and in turn to the growth of Japanese cities. A vibrant urban culture emerged centered in Kyoto, Osaka and Edo (Tokyo), catering to merchants, samurai and townspeople rather than to nobles and daimyo, the traditional patrons. The Genroku era (1688-1704) in particular saw the rise of Kabuki theater and Bunraku puppet theater, literature (especially Matsuo Bosho, the master of haiku) and woodblock printing.

>The peace and stability of the Tokugawa period, and the economic development it fostered, set the stage for the rapid modernization that took place after the Meiji Restoration. During the Meiji Period, which ended with the emperor’s death in 1912, the country experienced significant social, political and economic change–including the abolition of the feudal system and the adoption of a cabinet system of government. In addition, the new regime opened the country once again to Western trade and influence and oversaw a buildup of military strength that would soon propel Japan onto the world stage.

Honnêtement même moi le Meiji Japon est miraculeux
>D'accord. C'était très sympathique de pouvoir te parler comme ça, ça faisait un moment...
Espère que tu pourrais parler avec moi en français prochainement. Ainsi on peut devenir plus agréable ! おやすみなさい

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>Frederick the Great learned warfare from him
Il est à Frédéric le Grand ce que Aristote est à Alexandre le Grand

ああ、indeed. Thanks for the new perspective mon chou. I'll read the whole article after typing this post.
>Espère que tu pourrais parler avec moi en français prochainement. Ainsi on peut devenir plus agréable !
Mm. Je te susurrerai des mots d'amour en japonais et tu me répondras en français... じゃあ、おやすみのキスを君の甘い唇に...

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誰が帰化するかは別にいいけど、日本人として生きることを理解してるのか。白鵬に限らず見極めてほしい。韓国じゃあるまいし、ある程度地位や名誉、金があれば誰でも帰化できたら困っちゃうよ。もちろん帰化して日本大好きっていう人もいるけど

ぜひ日本国籍をとって日本人になってほしい。白鵬は双葉山や大鵬を尊敬していて相撲を愛している。お国柄や若さもあって数々の問題を起こしてきてはいるが、注意されてきたことはふて腐れずに横綱らしくなろうと努力はしてきたように感じる。考え方を広げればヘタレ日本男子が増殖し、少子化も進んでどうなるかもわからないこの国日本に…日本精神を受け継ぐ意志ある者に人種など関係はございません。モンゴル人であっても日本人となる努力がうかがえる白鵬関には皆がサポートしてあげて日本精神を受け継いでもらうことが善いことです。頑張ってください白鵬関

本人が日本人になる決心をしたのだから、周りがゴチャゴチャ言うことではない。

なんか勘違いしてる人多いが別に日本が好きだから帰化するんじゃなく親方株を買うのに日本国籍が必要だからでビジネス帰化だから。

英語の家庭教師が誰でもですね

開会式などの一環であればだが、オリンピックで土俵入りしたいだけじゃないのか?

相撲協会に残るつもりだな・・・いやだなあ

日本人となって三本締めをして下さい。期待してます。

生粋の日本人ぶる連中が多すぎ、少くなくとも、あんたら以上に日本に貢献しているし、彼が本国を捨ててまで帰化しようとしている決意は邪気はない。混血化で中華や俗国に負けない国創り!

ヤフコメ民が品格を語るとか片腹痛いw

排他的?慎重と言ってくれ。こいつのジャイアンぶりのせいで相撲界散々ゴタゴタしたじゃないか。忘れるのが早いのは日本人的かもな。

日本では好色が多くてそれでセクハラとか痴漢とかも多いと思う

本当に外国人に厳しいやつら。白鵬>>超えられない壁>>お前ら。嫉妬お疲れ

do you like older women?
you mus t be a mama's boy

Good evening!

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我々と同じ、天皇陛下の臣民になると誓うのであれば、良いと思う。

Hi, みいちゃん、ごきげんよう!
that is a snail
カタツムリ in japanese
かわいいね

God kväll. Hur har dagen varit?

se på fan, en japan som kan svenska. ovanligt

It's time for this year's special 10-day "Golden Week."What's your opinion on it, baka gaijins?

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it don't compare to swedish midsommar

白鵬関が帰化するなら、日本人(の一部)による白鵬バッシング(イジメ)や外国人差別を一掃しなければならない。それが、日本文化(大相撲)への大功労者であり大横綱。である白鵬関への、感謝と尊敬の念であり礼儀でもある。無礼なのは(一部の)日本人の方。

in what sense? length or festivity?

>セクハラとか痴漢
I want to be anally fucked by my boss on the office desk and gangbanged by dozens of commuters on the train after that.

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仲よくしよう!

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he looks pretty young.
shouldn't he have more hair?

hahaha he knows well how to tame japanese girls

you just pretend to be a japanese
you are not japanese

what does this mean bros

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tarkが必死になって英語で答えます
しばらくお待ちください

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もう少しまってみましょう
あなたの下男のtarkが必ず答えます

this means a pronoun.

Yes and yes. I’d date younger too though.

Oh yeah, that brings me to another question. What ages are considered too old or unwanted in Japan?

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I hear it's around 15. High schoolers are too old.

この画像見たな

>unwanted
over 35, maybe

I think maybe older women are where you have your chance.
Japanese women in their early 30s generally look young
And they are more independent than young japanese women
Most of them are more forgiving and patient than the young women
because they have a kind of inferiority feeling about their age

and saving money

年増女はむしろ、日本のマザコン20代男の狙い目だよ

Oh Hell yeah! I like more mature women anyway, so this is good. Or either a girl that I can help by being there for her if she needs someone. Like someone sick for example. Plus I don’t want to taint the Japanese race with my white genes. lol Speaking of race; do you all think that Japan will hit a point where immigration will become a problem, or Japanese not marrying other Japanese?
lololol

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まさに欠点を補い合える関係かもしれない

でも子供はむりだべ
高齢出産になる

帰化しても 相撲出身者は還暦前で寿命が来るから、1日も早くプロレスラーになって マイクパフォーマンスやりたい放題やっつくれ!

>一番好きなポケモンが何?
一番好きなポケモンは何?*

Which does ポケモン mean, creatures or a series of the video game?
I like Pokemon Ruby I've played three of the series. And strangely, I can't think of a favourite creature of Pokemon.

The genius of Jow Forums is here to show you that you're on the right track towards date a single Japanese mother... by consulting me!

貴乃花と白鵬を比べても、白鵬の方が人格的に上。な気がするけどね

花田さんと比べてはいけません。優勝回数も人格も白鵬関のほうが上。

モンゴル人のままで、なんかこんな底意地の悪い日本人が多い、白鵬がどれだけ大相撲に貢献してきたか、日本国籍取得なら喜んであげたらいいのに、コメヌシもたまたま日本人に生まれただけなのに偉そうな。

What is the best step 1 to start learning Japanese?

youtu.be/wL7IF9b0cxk
first step: to become a pikachu trainer
I wish I had my san. I want to watch the pikachu movie with him.

well I dont know but I think the best step 1 is to know the reason why you want to learn Japanese. it must be long way then you need it

なんで帰化したい人を排除するのか?これだけ相撲界を牽引してきた人に日本人として恥ずかしい。罪をおかしてないですよ!もっと寛容であるべき。

モンゴルの人にとっては強い横綱が国籍を変えるのは寂しいだろうなあ。日本人としては相撲協会を良くするために頑張ってくれることを望む。

watch your "actually" spelling

貴景勝の所作も、しっかりと頭を下げて礼はしないし、外出ではジャージを着たりと、品格を問われるものです。

「必死」でもなければ「一日中」でもないな。
片手間の荒らしに振り回されてんだよ。

ああああ

やんちゃな奴だけどドルジの方が人間として信用できる

果てしない夢を追い続けええええええ

文句なしの史上最強力士で将来的に100%理事長確定だから年上の白鵬より遥かに成績の劣る全親方は戦々恐々としてるだろうなw

モンゴル国籍で今まで何か重大な支障でもあったの?そこを説明する必要があると思う。これからやって来る大量の移民が皆 同じ事を言い出すよ。

good night japan, sleep well and have a good dinner too

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外国人の才能ある人で日本国籍を取得して、日本の社会で生きていきたいと言う人を、非難する気にはなれないな

>buy dorayaki at some sort of day market
>old japanese obaasan walking by smiles at me and tells me in japanese that seeing me eat the dorayaki makes her think it would taste delicious

god i wish i were japanese

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but you are not.
when i wake up every morning
i thank god that i am japanese
if it's any consolation