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ukraine and belarus
two big countries
that created nothing in their whole existence
i can not show off with aids and prostitutes

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It'd be hilarious desu

HИE

malta
a country of two small islands
the people are a bastard hybrid between italians and arabs

luxembourg
literally who?

slovenia
an inferior version of austria
nobody knows anything about them because its a useless non country

montenegro
some serbian bastard country
i would get called montenigger 90% of the time

moldova
the useless bastard child of romania

cyprus
the uselss bastard child of greece

bosnia
a useless non country
albanians are better turklets

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Kek

I'm enjoying this

is there balk discord

No it's dead. Keep shitposting with the map

get rid of russia already iki

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How do you deal with being constantly horny? I think I'm gonna fuck a prostitute.

Georgia would only get bullied by slavshits
there is no reason to make them hated here

croatia

there is no croat music
there is no croat cuisine
there is no relevant croat literature

who cares about croatia?
nobody apart from some people from their neighbour countries

north macedonia
a joke in balk
but thats it
1 thread about alexander is funny from time to time
but there is nothing else

"I am Macedonian"
i eat turkish food
1/3 of my country is turkish an albanian
my country has bike lanes like yours now

people would ignore me very fast
if i insult a chinese he would simply ignore me
why would he reply to me?

german flag
can always pretend to be austrian

i am estonian
my country didnt exist before the 20th century
i am latvian
my capital is 50% russian
i am lithuanian

yes im lithuanian
i can troll polaks and thats it

i am lithuanian
my country exports prostitutes
lithuanian food is russian food with different names
some of them larp as nordics
nobody knows or cares about lithuania anyway
i actually forge that lithuania existed until i came to int

denmark
a flat country known for nothing
ever seen denmark in the news?
most danes live on one island next to sweden

>i am danish
gets bullied by superior swedes

holland
like denmark
but it was relevant in world history for 2 seconds
inferior to germany in most ways
ugly language
their country side stinks like shit and so does the water in their canals
holland is only known for whores and drugs

which brings me to czechia
who wants to be czech?
it only exists to give germans access to the black market of eastern europe
basically a wealthier poland

what have they been apart from dogs of germany in their whole existence?

slovakia
the slovenia of central europe
there is a reason why it was called czechoslovakia and not slovakoczechia

imagine a group of europeans
>hey im from slovakia
>im from norway i earn more money in a day than your family in a year

youtube.com/watch?v=cqEsE-IKBI8

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Abstinence from porn

Imagine falling that low, just get married

should have made a separate thread for this so everyone would see it and not just 8 retards who browse balk

Based ikibey finding the holy grail of countries

i do this for myself
it just helps me more to write things down

Uh-oh, I'm not ready for such sacrifices.
Lmao yeah, because getting married is sooo easy.

>there is a reason why it was called czechoslovakia and not slovakoczechia
I love you ikibey. This guy is 350iq

Isn't that good, your dick is working. If you weren't horny sometime's wrong.

Its not? All your women there are whores, probably their fathers would be more than glad to give it to you

If he tried to post it on the catalog the mods would nuke him.

Ehhh that’s an ugly twink.

We don't have arranged marriages here, kek.

Are Moldovans little russlets? I always thought they were Latin-speaking Romanians. Why are they all speaking Russian on Jow Forums?

>Why are soviet satelites that had 1/3 of their population taken to kazakhstan and replaced by russians speaking russian

I was talking about fucking a prostitute
I think we dont have that either, like your father or brother deciding who you marry, but its tradition to go to her house ask ask for her hand to the head of the house
Either way, western women are less materilistic and brainded ao theire easier to fool and marry

Why do Slavified Cumans speak Pseudolatin

For the same reason armeno-greeks speak turkic

>slavified
Just because we had communism and some s*bhuman influence after the war, that doesn't mean we're slavified. Fuck commies.

>western women are less materilistic and brainded
Very true, though I wouldn't consider Hungarians western, just more westernized. Either way, I don't know many people here so meeting girls is hard, and I also gained a lot of weight over winter so my chances of finding a girlfriend or a wife are rather poor right now. Besides, I'm only 21. I think a prostitute will do the job just fine.

Why hungarian women fuck like there's no tomorrow everytime?

lol the slavic influence isnt from the commies its from us

Fuck imperator, I want Vicky 3 goddamnit

Healthy libido. Nothing worse than a woman who just lies like a dead fish while fucking.

>it's from us
I thought it came from the Russians. Fuck you, then.

vicky 3 would be a disaster, I want the source code for vicky2

Well what can we do about it then?
In the past we had VMRO to keep the politicians in line.
But what about now?

No,no. Why are they so desperate to fuck? I have this magyar girl living 2 houses away from me, she's 17 and I'm sure her pussy saw a ton of action. (Saw her with other guys numerous times)

You'll have to throw much better baits than that.

I have a hard time getting my head around that "I don't have any friends"
Like, did you never went to school nigga, or went out in the hood, or have relatives its literally inpossible to not have friend unless your somehow autist or have illness
Or christians arr just entirely different

It's not a bait, Dejan.

albania
crime rates similar to africa
economy similar to africa
religion similar to arabia
diaspora similar to sand/niggers
culturally pseudo turks
if turks are the mexicans of europe
then albanians have to fight with the gypsies for the title niggers of europe

bulgaria
6th nation in space

i could not insult a portuguese as a bulgarian
i could larp as a thracian but nobody would laugh
a romanian gypsy has more character than a bulgarian gypsy
bulgarian ethnogenesis: a bunch of turkish gypsies came to europe and got destroyed by slavs

bulgarians were brutal but before the age of the internet, so nobody would laugh like people do when serbians want to genocide turks

switzerland
i could be a rich person
but i could be rich everywhere
and a rich person could always live in switzerland
thus switzerland is a useless non country and only serves as a save haven for the money of rich criminals

poland

food threads:
vodka is polish
but nobody cares
they have dumplings
so does russia
germans eat mass produced industrial trash
so i can imagine poles eat garbage of much lower quality

polish history:
didnt exist until the medieval age
it ruled the empty steppes of europe until germany and russia came by

youtube.com/watch?v=740XiYNIvQs

Greece experienced the worst economic crisis in human history and its still richer than poland

poland is white but they are a low class of white
half of poland looks like the guy from the untermensch poster

polish people can not be machos
a pale man with buzzcut and sad face is not masculine

>GDP per capita (PPP)
>communism
>Russia
>Germany

i just summed up 99% of all polish posts

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Speaking of xhristians, we were waiting the bus and on it was an advertisment of pope visiting here i think ,my friend saw him got disgusted and spit out on him lmao

Didn't he get raped afterwards?

mashallah

I've never seen a pole talking about us.
Except Pshek, but he ain't the only Polish poster in 4chins.

6 sayıyla kaçırdın geti lol

>vicky 3 would be a disaster

Probably, Paradox watered down vicky 2 due to engine and hardware limitations, for example, craftsmen exploit is in fact not an exploit, the game itself blocks the creation of the other culture craftsmen, instead, it automatically assimilates the minorities promoted to craftsmen,clerks,clergy etc. into the dominant ethnicity of the province. This was implemeted due to the performance issues it could create for 2009 CPU's. Maybe someone could update the victoria 2 engine for 2019.

By who, slavs here are white and all of them have efiminate gestures

I always read your posts in a Southern accent because you use words like "ain't."

Can you play victoria 2 with the cold war mod after the war ends and the soviets die?

>slavs here are white
>efiminate gestures
Oh god, I wish it were me.

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Is that supposed to be a compliment?

No, just a neutral statement.

checked hitler dubs

>it automatically assimilates the minorities promoted to craftsmen,clerks,clergy etc. into the dominant ethnicity of the province
yes, and if two pops in a single province have a huge difference in size between them the bigger one anschlusses the other. that's why the heavenly kingdom can never convert china without the confucians "disappearing on the road to exile"
>Maybe someone could update the victoria 2 engine for 2019
johan the fat jewish fuck needs to take his greasy cheetos-stained hands over the source code first
yes but both cold war mods are trash

i am tired
i have lost all energy when i started balding a few months ago
my body is changing
i want to sleep

existence is pain
we are nothing but matter
we are the product of physical reactions
we dont have a free will
we are biological machines
dreams are chemical reactions in our brain
in nightmares we learn to avoid certain dreams
in good dreams our brain shows us things we would like to have so we work to achieve this dream and improve our body (just like plants grow towards light)

we are simply like stones or plants
just more complicated with more reactions going on

people get alzheimers because there is no soul
they forget important moments of their lives
they slowly decay and leave their families in sadness
pic related
we are chemical reactions in our brain
there is no soul
we are a complex chain of reactions
a huge mechanical machine could be as "conscious" as us

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chinese_Room

we are not alive
at least not in the sense of immortal beings

we just exist for an extremelly short period of time until we stop existing
like lava
or mountains
or stars (they form and die)

we are simply matter in an unique shape that lasts for a few years

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Hot

We are not hypernormie Muslims like you, cairshqip

Yes

>yes but both cold war mods are trash

CWE are not that bad, I don't know why so many people think that CWE is trash, I played both CWE and NWO and I must say NWO is absolutely horrible

youtube.com/watch?v=0orW52vcvfg

This is a Polish guy who lives in Caracas, Venezuela and makes videos about life there (with English subs). He has a an economics degree so he usually focuses on that aspect and social issues, instead of silly mundane stuff like music or food other vlogers do. I recommend him.

>No, just a neutral statement.
When you say "Southern", do you mean American? Like redneck?

Yeah lol. No offense, bruh.

How do I make Bulgaria have like 20 million people by the end of the cold war? So I just make every minority in my country Craftsmen?
How can I make it more attractive to people to come from all around the world?

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You can use console commands to active events that increase the fertility rate.

>How can I make it more attractive to people to come from all around the world?

You need to enact policies that attracts immigrants

Just keep up the country hate shit, your brain is still sharp

I wanna kick her in the face.

humans are animals

in the forst, small trees cant grow under the shadow of big trees
thats why there is mostly grass between trees

rich people dont care about you (small trees) either
they want all the sunshine (money) for themselves

we are just matter
a complex chain of physical reactions
there is no soul
we are not immortal

many atoms in your body were once part of shit
and you will become filth again after your death
we are just matter

we are like sand castles

first it was sand (matter)
then someone (your parents) made a sandcastle (you)
then the wind and waves slowly destroyed the sand castle

we are simply matter
nothing else

our thoughts are just chemical reactions in our brain

btw, his gf (7:16):

youtu.be/dJhB4FtRQOE?t=436

Stop using that stupid term, thats just how normal people behave
But maybe thats where the problem lies, i wonder how much "people" you guys are

i am tired
i want to go to sleep and not wake up again
i know i will die 100%
every day is painful
what is the purpose of this painful life?

there is no purpose
we are just matter
we can never be perfect beings
we are just filth

biological machines
we are just more advanced than electronic A.I.

touch her and you're dead

I want to ram her boipucci until I cream it.

But she's cute

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comparing CWE and NWO is like comparing watery shit and healthy shit; one is better than the other but in the end they are both shit.
>CWE are not that bad, I don't know why so many people think that CWE is trash
we went over this before; electricity and money made from stocks represented as tradeable resources that partake in the world market, meme immigration values, stupid assimiliation maluses for every culture except "european", "eurasian" and "mestizo", EU not having any european cultures as accepted, none of the economic area unions actually simulating how a free trade zone works, the entire game bugs out if CPC loses the chinese civil war, factory default sizes are the same as vanilla yet population is huge in comparison which leads to a constantly high amount of unemployment for "blue-collar workers" etc.

Its ok, I don't mind at all.
Trust me.
If I get a country to like me to the max, do they send emigrants?

kat is female (female)

>If I get a country to like me to the max, do they send emigrants?
no

*touches her*
Whatcha gonna do now, cuck?
She's a roastie in the making.

Fuck diplomacy, what a fucking waste of time.

but 99% of posts about GDP per capita, communism, Russia and Germany are mine

other Poles on this board post only anime and unfunny Polish memes

Saving BVLLgar thread

>tfw too brainlet to understand such games

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based

reddit.com/r/europe/comments/bhewpn/serbia_just_legalized_bribery_of_doctors/?st=juyfft8r&sh=51858bb9

this is real capitalism

Poles think this is funny

>Poles
>thinking

This means anyone with a medical degree in Serbia will be ballin (not leaving for Germany).

are you trying to import women from other countries?

Laszlo why are you so mean today

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Skopjan girls look like this? Just matched with her

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