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Jamie Oliver's pukka school dinners edition

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BRING BACK TURKEY TWIZZLERS

is it just me or does co-op seem to mostly employ "special" people?

if the dinner lady served me this slop I would belt her in the face

think of myself as a pre-eminent Rimbaud

yeah, I'm English
get over it

anyone remember the "mikey the pikey" gimmick?

All retail jobs are for special people

racism? why not?

I like to chewit chewit. I like to CHEWIT.

yeah but co-op seems to really go for it

imo life is worth living for the encounters with beauty that we have even if the duration of these encounters is much shorter than the duration of everything in between, much like the elastic collisions in kinetic theory

Opinions on me copping this? going for the homeless spice addict look

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I see moral axioms as cultural units capable of replication (also called "memes" by Richard Dawkins). Now, these memes are stored in our brains and the memes can replicate themselves when our brain, storing the meme, communicate the meme to another brain, where the meme can be stored. Now, in my opinion, Dawkins is wrong when it comes to memes. He thinks that memes is a replicator on its own that can overthrow the programming of our selfish genes. However, in this assessment he forgets one crucial thing: memes are dependent on genes! Genes are the printers of memes. Now, let me give you a rather grotesque example. Let's say that in a certain place, in certain brains there is the meme: "Loath your children". This meme is spread from brain to brain via verbal communication. The parents who have this meme stored in their brain will hit their children, malnourish them etc. Birth rates drop dramatically and the ones who have children will treat them so badly that only a few survive childhood. The people in the tribe with that meme will become fewer and fewer and so will the meme. Now, in one brain there is a mutation. The meme "loath your children" is translated into "love your children". This individual will have lots of children and the children he has will grow up healthy and will have stored the same meme "love your children", which will make them have many children as well. After many decades, the individuals whose genes accepted the meme "loath your children", will have become almost extinct, whereas the individuals whose genes accepted the meme "love your children" will have become the vast majority of that tribe. Whatever is moral, is what favors the replication of selfish genes and that can vary from species to species, from race tor race, from country to country etc.

Looks good to me, beats the fucking pasta bar they installed at my old school.

je ne suis jamais pret pour les francaise a venir

why do so many people like this atrocious camo
boggles the mind

17.99 for a bottle of this fancy e liquid but fuck me is it good

frog on

might buy this and eat it with a spoon

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you can honestly do better there.

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Flags I like:
Estonia
Nepal
Uganda
The Marshall Islands
Faroe Islands
That's about it

Wear a hoody underneath to complete the look.

What sort of trousers and shoes will you be pairing it with?

probably not even real cheese

accidentally called toilberg 'dad'

he's got me forever now

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bad choice don't do it
camo is for gimps

Builder jeans and a pair of leather school shoes

>homeless
>camouflage

wow

no turkey??????

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been to southampton but i've never been to scunthorpe

dinner sorted

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Povvos BTFO

decent list but tanzania is peng too

doesn't mean it's not delish

I like it

time to become his wife.

get out of here.

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Shan't be admiring flags with moons on 'em. Simple as.

Probably just blue jeans, maybe black and some shoes that aren't boots.
Its good because it looks bad :)
the homeless do tend to wear a load of military jacket since they're cheap, plentiful, durable and because half of them are veterans

:)

Pull up in the monster Automobile gangster
With a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka
Yeah I'm in that Tonka, color of Willy Wonka
You could be the King but watch the Queen conquer

is the other philly poster here

Going for the "I've just heard about Marx in my first year of uni" look, thinking of paring it with a Shemagh.

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kinda wondered if there actually was a big happy rasta lad wandering around Jamaica tossing (presumably free) cans of lilt at random people when I was a kid when those ads would play

>still kind of do

can't believe I spent 450 quid on a bug out bag and brexit never even fucking happened

is this a Swedish tank?

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more like a bugman bag

All you need is a bag of amber leaf, rizla and some filters and you've completed the look

ye it was me. but i retired to lichfield

*posts Armata tank and BTFO of this military history queer*

mental how women can motivate you or drag you out of a lull in life

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dude with the trash may is trying to do you'll need alot more then just a bug out bag.

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all to do with emotional iq isn't it. A person with a high emotional iq wil be sad but still be able to strive towards what they want and what matters for them, a person with low emotional iq will just break down.

post a tune for when you realize too late that a girl likes you and you've missed your window

me sitting down for the scran 5 months and a day ago
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hello britches

what an ugly website

don't even come with a kettle what's the use mate.

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Storm Hannah this weekend!

Not
One
Word.

you can change it to how you like and see people typing real time desu.

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>Actually developing new tanks
>Not just making literally 1,000,000 T-34-85s
>Not sacrificing half the Russian population rushing them at Chieftains and Pattons

Think this is the one
Ideal for UK Spring cum Summer

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how close to center city does the present philly poster live

Anybody else a bit sad that Maisie Williams gets naked on TV and Maisiebro wasn't here on /brit/ to celebrate it with his lads?

Zerg rushes are for the gooks

do you mean me?

love me a windy girl like

mate.....

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Oof, you need to pair it with a very loose vest that has a picture of Miami on it.

currently nobbing an 18 year old with hips that stick out so wide she has to enter doorways sidewards

fairmount

>uhhhh but what about me? im vegan!

buggered a nonce at tesco's

Tell that to the Soviet tankers at Kursk..

bit old for a goat fucker right

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is this you?

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bristol mentioned

don't post weird nerd shit at me

Fat bitch.

got called a little englander at gregg's

you imgboard is fake&gay

she's 9 stone

Just got myself kitted out for toppling Capitalism this general election. Cost me £350, but I needed something tough and functional.

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shame I've never seen her.

don't be a weird nerd simple like.

wtf mate.

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you said i have a low emotional iq once (because i said something like i rarely discuss books/art because i become to attached to them on a personal level)

did your mom buy you that?

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im descended from norman aristocracy

any philly man want to meet up for non-sexual foot massages?

needs 'reloveution' instead of

Racked up £5000 at university, finally got told that I won't get funding at the end of the year when I'm already liable to pay......ahahaha this was worth it!

Must be 4 foot tall then.

paddy power has some fucking outrageous adverts

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absolute harsh lad.

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take your meds, schizo

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Hope you get caught in some crossfire.

are you going to the furnace party

Name a better looking tank.

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>(because i said something like i rarely discuss books/art because i become to attached to them on a personal level)
sounds like I was correct then

Remember, that we all are brothers
All people, beasts, trees and stone and wind
We all descend from the one great being
That was always there
Before people lived and named it
Before the first seed sprouted