/brit/

now when i finally post the new gets linked haha ffs

The fortnite movie looks great

мaмкy твoю eбaл

IT'S YA BOY

spent last 3 hours wanking
just came
probably not a good idea as I've got social commitments this weekend for a change and wanking turns me into an nervous wreck.

finest player to grace the premier league? Morten Gamst Pedersen of course

I tried to watch the first film and was put off by how slow the frame rate was. I had never notice the frame rate in a film before.

Strange way to spell Fabrizio Ravanelli

didn't spiderman dieded?

watching avenshit with the lads and i’m next to the runt of the group

*flosses violently in your direction*

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*waits for you take out the trash*

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If you’re short on wojaks there’s this abysmal excuse of a thread

for me? me personally? it is kevin davies

nightcrawler
really like that film
fuck /tv/

don't know who any of those people are

They're not going to actually kill off one of the most popular IPs

fuck me is Jam a good series
think it's better than Brass Eye

my scathing critique of /brit/:

did the man do the poo?

pfffft

don't understand why people are scared of these things
they're cool looking and totally non threatening.
I mean just how fast is that thing gonna chase you?
I bet it couldn't even nip you if you touched it

Is there a good quality piracy of it yet?

best mcu film is iron man 3

youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGiMO3K0

last superhero films I saw were the raimi spidermans and ang lee's hulk

no

youtube.com/watch?v=EAnB4Zc373c

Does /tv/ not like Nightcrawler?

Decided to finally call it a day on this website boys ive posted daily for 3 years now its time to move on going to miss this place xx

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

>Decided to finally call it a day on this website boys ive posted daily for 3 years now its time to move on going to miss this place xx

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utter melt

Gonna go get me an English bird
will being Californian help or hurt my chances lads?

Polish qt on Corrie

see you tomorrow la x

See you tomorrow

Xx

Shame, that's what they've chosen.

>The pincers of the coconut crab are powerful enough to cause noticeable pain to a human; furthermore, the coconut crab often keeps its hold for extended periods of time.
fuck that

You couldn't pay me to watch Avengers.

Seriously can't get my head around how whole generations of fully-grown adults fawn over superhero films.

Ffs spent all my money on sniff don't get paid until the 19th

>

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Wrong clip

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/tv/ doesn't like anything that isn't some david lynch arthouse shite. they're are the biggest gaggle of twats imaginable. literally more than 50% of them go to the cinema alone as a hobby

Who cares if Thanos dies. Bunch of manchilds.

youtube.com/watch?v=ityqiumOnqQ
wish i had this accent

Literally dont give a shit about marvel films but I still dont understand the point of people posting spoilers. Its pretty childish.

WHAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON I GUESS

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Do I sound British to you, lads?

My dad was too selfish to be an effective parent, but I don't blame him for it

based capeshit spoiler

Lad in work booked the day off to see it at midnight (work nights) and he is going to see it again on Saturday,.

well in America it’s pretty trendy
americans will latch onto their pop culture with a vice grip, but I’ve heard the English aren’t much better, as you’re into your England’s got talent shit and those singy songy euro shows

based lad
but fuck the royals need em out of business

Meghan is to blame for all this

No you sound like a tiny horrid foreign paki

>has a stacy wife
>cheats with becky
PERFIDIOUS

William must abdicate, Harry should take over

my goal in life is to achieve the subjugation of the various peoples of earth

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Shall wait for confirmation by the BBCs Royal Correspondant, thabk you very much

I dont care about

Avengers
The royal family
Football

HFP

What do you think is being spoiled?

wanna know how I know you're a virgin freak?
hint: it's the last one

MO SALA
MO SALA
MO SALA

In what sense are you a human being?

Kate middleton apparently only married him for status and wealth and William supposedly only settled for her because other people had turned him down.

if he abdicated it should go straight to George because he's already in line. Then Charlotte then Louis and THEN that ginger wanker.

when Edward VIII abdicated he did so with no issue and thus the only other possible choice was his brother.

Some jew (an actual Israeli poster) spoiled how tywin dies while he was still alive in the show. It was a long and interesting greentext which I don't remember, but ended abruptly with

>and tyrion kills tywin with a crossbow

He got me good and made a life long anti semite of me because of it (apart from jewesses)

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Gogglebox lads

Inky got paid on Wednesday but spent 90% of my pay on Twitter whores fuck my life I have no control

I've been spoiling shit for 4 days straight, but it's annoying because I've been IP range banned from Twitch, Twitter, etc. Even got banned from some social games like Habbo and Boombang.
Currently joining random facebook groups to post this with a throwaway account because I don't use that shit but it wouldn't surprise me if Marky Mark banned me as well.

Where else should I post it, other than here?

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>like mother
you mean father? it was charles who stuck one up camilla and told her he wanted to be her tampon while he was with lady di
he's a degenerate freak

confirmed russians are mongols just like i said 1000 times over fuck off slav wannabe

KILLED 300 PEOPLE
IN SRI LANKA

I wish I wasn't autistic enough to got he cinema alone. Every now and again a film comes out I want to see and I have no one to go with so I just have to wait and end up just torrenting it.

Imagine having that as a job
Jesus Christ

/tv/ doesn't like anything unless it's some edgy cult film that no one has ever seen. I really can't stand going over there now anyways since you have the threads that are pro-capeshit and the trolls that post threads that are anti-capeshit.

I went over there a couple of days ago for the first time in forever, and the fact that there was an entire general dedicated to fucking Alita: Battle Angel says it all.

Get a VPN and keep doing God's work

did the super man die

Reddit?

Start PMing it to people on reddit desu

Only got paid on Wednesday but already spent 90% of my pay of it on Twitter whores fuck my life I have no control

Youre not mentally ill until you kill yourself, simple as.. or make a serious non-attention seeking attempt but it fails e.g. Those people that shoot themselves in the face but survive. They are mentally ill.

Not people who swallow 15 strepsils and waste everyone's time.

Being introverted isn't mental illness. Being a virgin because you're a retard and try talk to birds about yugayoh cards to chat them up isn't mental illness. Like I said big pharma has an incentive to get you paperworked as a mental health victim because you're a big pound sign to them, so they can lobby for things and overall enforce an atmosphere of youre feeling down are you? Take this pills you're not diagnosed with depression bipolar anxiety virgin freak disorder

T. Rulon Oboev

horrible little n-word yammers blocking up the streets

>implying any woman would turn this down

behave

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di was shagging anyone she could get her hands on
she was the one that introduced degeneracy into the royal family
Harry isn't even Charles' son

Amazing how much more attractive hair makes someone.