ITT: I solve every single first worldoid problem ever

ITT: I solve every single first worldoid problem ever

>Oh you wouldnt want to live here mate

>the women are whores
marry a farmer girl with a right wing dad

>It's full of niggers
move away from them or make friends with their leaders so that their goons leave you alone

>Do you know HOW much it costs to buy a house?
It's the same in the third world only you can actually save up. Also just live in the suburbs, or rent or lease or just stfu move in with your parents until they die and stop being a whiny bitch

>B-but everything's so expensive
Maybe in Scandinavian shitholes but in America and Germany food and alcohol are actually cheaper than my country

STOP CRYING YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD IT CAN BE

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>right wing dad
stopped reading right there.

This typical incel Arab mentality. Girls with right wing dad's are the biggest whores.

Being lonely and getting no pussy sucks in any country on earth

>marry a farmer girl with a right wing dad
9/10 people live in urban areas now m8
>move away from them or make friends with their leaders so that their goons leave you alone
it's very hard to get away from them. They just keep coming

My thread is directed at actual first worlders. Your country is more dire than mine ffs stfu

Firstwolder than you, muhamed

> marry a farmer girl
instant cheat, rapid divorce

> with a right wing dad
instant wpierdol

> move away from them or make friends with their leaders so that their goons leave you alone
their communities are pretty much isolated

> Also just live in the suburbs
everyone does

> just stfu move in with your parents until they die
k

rich oil baron in a third world country >>>>>>>>>> normal life in a first world country

You have no idea how good you have it

>jordan
>oil

Jordan has no oil though. And Saudi king hates Jordan so they stopped hiring us.

I am blessed to run a small business and I live well but I cannot save a single penny. Which is why Im moving to the west soon and there is nothing you can do to stop me

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>let me tell you about your country and life
Can you get rangebanned already, I have literally never seen something that wasn't a blatant shitpost from your flag

Move to the UK, they're the only ones who deserve you making their country worse

>my country is a shit hole
>but I leave it worse than I found it by leaving to the west
why can't you cunts just fix your country instead of coming to Western countries

>Responding as if you're a first worlder

great joke

in this country, you experience both first world and third world problems

you can move here if you have cute sisters

stay away from the local australians though, you might get no scoped

Oh shut the fuck up moron

Who you think your ancestors were? French, Anglos, Scottish, Chinese, Ukrainian? In all cases they were colonists or migrants here because they had a shitty life in Europe. You can't "fix" a country by yourself dumb moron. Even loyalists were Americans who fled their shithole when it gained independence.

Based

Please move to France or Great Britain they are the reason why your country is so shitty. Fuck S*kes and P*cot

>but in America
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He thinks America is cheap!

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First worlder here, I been feeling kinda fatigued the last couple of days. Can you please fix this?

America is pretty cheap but probably not as cheap as 3rd world

>save a single penny.
You won't be doing any of that in the west.

And none of the first world benefits

I have a lot of savings.