What's a little known fact about your cunt?

what's a little known fact about your cunt?

For mine: Canada has never lost a war

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yet

Brazil had a war against France, called the Lobster War

Poland is an actuall hell to live in

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we never started a war :3

Poland is a super rich first world cunt....how can you suffer?

ur cute :3

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we're not a mediterranean country

Finland has never won a war

Our military invented the internet to addict people to their screens so we can collect data about them.

Scotland's national animal is a unicorn

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Russians add mayonnaise to every dish possible

Try fighting in more than like 2 wars

Philippines will change this

we also have never lost a war

i'm a fucking idiot like the rest of the people here

when a new referendum fren?

we have over 500k people with direct Palestinian roots and about 400k with Croatian ancestry

USA has never lost a war either

>Vietnam
we won
>1812
We won

>Jan Józef Ignacy Łukasiewicz was a Polish pharmacist, engineer, businessman, inventor, and one of the most prominent philanthropists in the Kingdom of Galicia and Lodomeria, crown land of Austria-Hungary. He was a pioneer who in 1856 built the world's first modern oil refinery. His achievements included the discovery of how to distill kerosene from seep oil, the invention of the modern kerosene lamp (1853), the introduction of the first modern street lamp in Europe (1853), and the construction of the world's first modern oil well (1854).

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the word "sobremesa" is unique to the spanish language
its the part of lunch/dinner where people conversate and have coffee or dessert
apparently in many countries outside of spain this is not a tradition and they get angry that we stay at the table for a long time after we're done eating

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>our country has never lost a war (the ones we lost don't count)

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Spain did not parcicipate in the WW2 because they just finished having a civil war with massive outside interventions by germany, italy and russia
this acted like a small scale WW2 and gave the germans hope for victory

>won in vietnam
DEFINITELY not a win, but debateable if it's a loss or a stalemate
>won in 1812
Nope, but definitelt not a loss. It basically ended in stalemate.

>our murderrate is not realistically portrayed in statistics (the people that commit the most murders dont count)

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>burn down white house
>"actually that's a stalemate, good fighting everyone now let's back home shall we?"

We have the second longest zipline, until recently we were number one but chinks made a new one that's longer

>get whitehouse burnt to the ground
>w-we didn't lose
pathetic cope

>The War of 1812 ended in a stalemate. The treaty of Ghent signed on December 24, 1814 returned all territorial conquests made by the two sides. It did not address the issue of impressment, one of the major causes of the war.

>muh white house
big woop 1 building

How is burning down a fucking building an ultimate loss? Foreigners have no understanding of anything about the war of 1812 outside of the burning of the white house. Look at the actual battles fucking retards

we are a gmbh of america

you guys never lost a war either, right? everybody just went home

>wikipedia

seething

Most wikipedia sources, especially the more important ones, have plenty of sources that are listed conveniently with quotes from them for you to fact check

Isn’t Canada the wasteland where the defeated british settled after the civil war?

we make all the shitty pop music but the americans get the blame for it

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cope

I'm not sure if other countries know this, but the US's original constitution was The Articles of Conferedation, which was replaced by the modern Constitution in 1789.

americans know way less about foreign history than foreigners do about USA history

irrelevant
yeah the articles of confederation were fucking retarded and almost collapsed the united states

Those were, in fact, identitarians.

We actually didnt start any of the world wars

stop lying, toblerone mountain jew.

Yeah this just dawned on me for the first time not too long ago t b h.

For mine: Israel always gets dubs

>'mericun edzhukeyshin

Israel always lies.

Poland is living hell. Especially if you are a minority, minorities stay away for Poland for your own sake.

USSR did nothing wrong