Ask an american what country he's from

>ask an american what country he's from
>"heh well you see I was born in Pawtucket, Rhode Island but my great great grandfather immigrated from Scotland to Douglas County, Nebraska back in 1853 and spent a bit of time working around NYC where he married my German great great grandmother from Highland Park, Illinois and had my great grandfather who later served in the military and settled down in southern Kentucky after he was wounded in the war where my family spent all of their lives until my father moved out for college where he met my mother whose family owned a good bit of land in a small town in Mississippi and lived there from her Spanish great great great great grandfather all the way down to her mother who ran away from home at 14"

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frenchies have no culture lol

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Cringe. Why don't you have sex instead of writing fanfiction about Americans?

>ask a euro what country he is from
>why I was born in some bs village town where also all my grandparents and great-grandparents were also born and btw I'm 100% inbred as fuck

>ask an american what country he’s from

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>ask an american what country he's from
>mexico

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Frenchies have a hundred times more culture than you, no offense

stale bread =/= culture sorry

>at an airport

>security dude guides people into the correct

>every single person says the country's name, aka 'Germany' 'France' 'Peru'

>american says 'Dallas'

>A frenchie mentioned my stae

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>>ask an american what country he's from

The Frenchies created art, architecture, poetry, music, philosophy long before you assholes existed.

if you dont know where Dallas is you dont deserve to work at airport.

R. I.?

Immigrants who think of themselves as Americans first are literally the most based fuckers on the whole planet.

Then Russians remade it better. Except philosophy.

Fuck off Dmitri

>muh history
then all the smart frenchoids moved to USA and all the stale bread munchers stayed home.

when was the last time France made a global cultural touchstone like the Marvel Universe "Endgame"? Not in living memory thats for sure.

Yeah why do you know it