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Love fannies and willies, like willies more but prefer women to men. simple as.

alright Jam was a bit too edgy for me
watched the last couple of episodes with my father
we've not spoken in about half an hour and I don't think we'll talk about this again
banging music though

If you're Scottish fuck off

i have an idea lets kill all people from britain

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Scots seething

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rick & morty brought me here

>mobikes

Ah yes. A luv littering with bikes me

germany had the same idea
we turned all their towns into smoking ruins

you know you're losing the argument when you're only responding to a few words in my post lmao.
do you think a man who never touches his penis can randomly have super loose foreskin?
do you think a man who never touches his penis can randomly have super loose foreskin?
do you think a man who never touches his penis can randomly have super loose foreskin?
there, you can't miss it now. foreskin much, much more similar to the skin on the labia than the scrotum anyway. not like you would know since your parents are fucking braindead and cut their kid's cock

Just kidding I actually like Scotland, beautiful nature

Millennial Woes is alright but he's low IQ

guy at the fish and chip shop in newcastle had to get his manager because he couldn't understand my accent

thats not the reason people make early news you mong

How does one go about joining a white nationalist group? And what is expected when you do? I'd prefer to not have to go to a lot of meetings

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Wonder if any Scottish lads are in

help

yeah

im going to get a car soon and the first week that i get it im 100% going to lure the girl that i like into it just to check it out on break at work and i'm going to play love songs and be like "woah what the hell why does my car only play love songs weird haha."

dont think I'm man enough

could be one or more of any number of people
one of his previous victims
their brother or dad
a friend of the family
or maybe the rapist realised he'd done something that would get him battered at the very least, and started a new life breaking bad style

Excited for the weekend?

just bought 540 multivitamins for £17

yes I have a poor diet and that is 1.5 years worth

Millenial Woes is peak doomer before doomer was a thing, assuming he is not controlled opposition I have absolutely no idea how he has not yet been thrown into a hole by the state

EVERY DAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME
EVERY DAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME
THERE IS NO LOVE HERE AND THERE IS NO PAIN
EVERY DAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME

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One more song request but it has to be a classic

Bet you're still reeling from those wee posts n all

But it is
>urrhh look at me new thread at 300 im so special and unique
Dont be daft

u wot?

the pic is funny lads open it

not really

What was that shoegaze japanese band recommended a week back

>I'm an EU national
>I get a letter telling me to register to vote in the EU elections for the UK
wtf is a brexit

I was so impressed with your effort I'll do one also...give me a request

hey sounds like you need a change my fren, r8 my tindy profile intro

>umm..hmm...one (1) fuckin look at your'e face...umm..hmmm
*frog included

good?

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>shoegaze japanese band

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*takes your brain to another dimension*
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Chris Morris intentionally wrote it to be uncomfortable. Listen to Blue Jam instead

baby metal

fair enough

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shhhh, relax
its all gonna be alright

if you're with a girl and you don't have kids, then after a while your inner human mechanisms are like "hang on, something's not quite right!"

think that's a bit natural desu don't think you can do much about it

Is he a doomer still now? Watched some of his videos a while ago
Was just like reading Jow Forums really

plan to

alien civilisations
alternative dimensions

Kansas - carry on wayward son

I'd have it at my funeral but I don't think any of my kin would honour the request.

But lefty Limmy can fuck off

Reckon that lad that let that girl cut his cock and balls offs probably necked himself by now surely still can't get my head around it but i still want to go out and attack women and scar them for life because of how its made me feel

limmy is based

hello cuckio

Fuck off

early news are posted solely because posters dont want to make a post and a new gets posted so they make a new to post it in

oh boo hoo

Might make a new now.

mad man!

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breathe
us in

slowly

>oh boo hoo

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but limmy but lefty can fuck off

only english tory freaks dont like based limmy

wish i had the love potion from the movie love potion # 9

Lefty Limmy the scottish karl pilkington

will keep friendzoning the gf until i break her spirit and she succumbs to me, and then i will make her my baby slave

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I haven't watched him much as of late either, at least not in this country because lord knows the Pry Minister is watching. But from what I have seen of him, he largely just sits in that black room chainsmoking while tossing around red/black pills. I think he also goes to speak at political conventions now too, which only further eludes me because usually individuals like him get deplatformed universally when they start going more public

Why the fuck would you let a slag cut your cock and balls off you spend your whole life looking after them they are the most important thing in the world to you

why do you envy me for getting sloshed?

He's nothing like Karl Pilkington

buh is feathas

i call limmy limbo
i call timmy timbo
i call your mum bimbo
i call my life grimbo

Lefty Limmy's short scottish fingers hammered this out

slag limmy lefty rorke you see lads so i shag and like a fag but the ping ting a thing you know what im saying?

yh karl pilkington is actually funny

Doubt they'll arrest him it but they might deplatform him yeah

oh how bout this one
Eye of the tiger
>working on kansas but it's brutal

Seething scots

miss the era of /brit/ when everyone posted about doing a poo and having a wank

Go for it mate

haven't been in a proper fight in years
getting a belly
i'm worried i'm losing my edge
need to start lifting again
maybe even get back into running
no point though if i'm not fighting

Doing a poo on the scottish flag

You scottish?

yorkshire

Paki infested shithole, level it

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient, better driver
A safer car, baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well, no bad dreams
No paranoia
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favours for favours, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace, slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned, but powerless
An empowered and informed member of societ, pragmatism not idealism
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in backseat
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness
Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig in a cage on antibiotics

christmas?

dick is full of piss

MIsS tHe ERa oF /BriT/ WhERe EveRYOnE PosTEd ABoUt DoInG A pOO aNd HAviNg a wANk

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my city was 97% white last census
where do you live?
i'm guessing wales

excellent album

YOU DO EYE :)
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No I'm actually from Yorkshire and my grandad is Scottish lol