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>you can clearly see the parts that were ottoman for a long time

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Because NATO members are more willing to defend us than other members.
kek

Europeans are shit allies.
You faggots are unbareable. We should leave you for the vultures.

>Europeans are a nation
>Europe is a country

Yes. All of you are shit. Almost distinguishable from one another.

>His first language is English.
>He doesn’t know when to use distinguishable and when to use indistinguishable.

El Americano

NATO is fucking useless and Turkey should get out of it asap.

>-m-muh us states have more variety than european countries!

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lmao who cares about us anyways

>tfw Not even asked

>Almost distinguishable from one another.
why are you so stupid
seriously asking

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You can always buy Asian mercenaries. There are many, they are disciplined.

>tfw everyone is ready to defend Finland (a non-member), but no one even botherd to think about Estonia (an actual member, also one of the only 5 NATO members that spends at least the ”required” 2 % on military).

NATO is disgusting and I'm glad we're not a part of it. I spit on NATO. Ptfu.

>He isn’t saving up for a North Korean slave-mercenar-waifu to defend him in case of a Winter War 2: The Electric Boogaloo.

not surprising
you were always the biggest faggots in europe

this, fuck

having anything to do with those angloid/yankee bastards, they showed their true face for the last 19 years and it made me respect r*ssia more than them.

Whats so likeable about Latvia?

Wow t-thanks frens.

> Ivan: That's right, Sven, you do not need NATO. American imperialism is evil.

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Cheap beer, cute women.

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everybody shits on NATO untill Ivan shows up
euros were always like this
shitting on US but when suddenly there's need for military force it's
>save us daddy america!

You love sucking yankoid dick huh?

Same. Russia is the lesser evil of the two. Based Pole.

We already have a defense pact with Finland against Russia.

Defend what?
I want war because i want to shooty shooty other soldiers and stealy stealy from civvies

>We already have a defense pact with Finland against Russia.
which is usless
you couldn't stande a chance against russians if they went into full liberator mode

If the US hadn't propped up the Soviet Union, Russia wouldn't be an issue today

shouldn't have started the war hans you know

At least we would not be another US vassal state

pooland is a corrupt zog occupied shithole and the more I experience the average poolak the more I agree this shithole ought to be wiped off the map permanently.

>we don't need NATO, we have defense pact with NATO!
>you'd get crushed
>a-at l-least w-we're not the slaves!
yeah you'd be russian slaves instead

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Turkey is fucked lmao

>we don't need NATO, we have defense pact with NATO
What did he mean by this? Anyway, I still think it's preferable to be a Russian slave than to be a US slave.

>they showed their true face for the last 19 years
???

Its not a joke, we want to make up for letting you down in the forties, Poland too I suspect.

*pact with NATO
because you never were russian slave
>retards that never had to deal being under russian boot wouldnt mind being russian slave
ironic

Let us spit on NATO my brothers

Well, the US are using the Russian annexation of Crimea as an excuse to further colonize Poland and the Baltics even further. Seems to me like it's just about choosing the lesser evil here. What a shitty deal for us all, eh?

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How is the US "colonizing" Poland and the Baltics?

US is the only thing R*ssia is afraid of.

>Well, the US are using the Russian annexation of Crimea as an excuse to further colonize Poland and the Baltics even further. Seems to me like it's just about choosing the lesser evil here. What a shitty deal for us all, eh?

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or maybe we don't want to end up like ukraine
ever thought of that
>you can't decide about your country because that makes poor russia scared:(

but why were non-NATO countries even asked about in this questionnaire? is this russian propaganda?

russians again are chimping out
last thing we need is another retarded commie Union with them
they held US captive for 50 years, we WANT to be in NATO you rerarded nigger same with Balts

best sub-nato :)

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How is it Russian propaganda? If anything, it shows the yellow nation that we have friends.

based quads

These polls are always fucking worthless.
Most germans wouldn't have said they would want to "defend" america in fucking Afghanistan and we went there anyway, and there was barely any public resistance. Especially compared to Kosovo and Iraq.

And Americans say that shit about how they totally would defend these countries only because it makes no difference to them. They are in dozens of wars grinding away their soldiers anyway, they don't value their lives to begin with.

Based Croats

>we want to suck sweaty burger balls for the rest of eternity, they are so yummy
Poland was a nation that used to have dignity and self-worth.

>you can't be in NATO because I will call you names
ok

for The last 100 years we were either german or russian doormat
fuck you

Based Deutschland. Fuck *merica

Now I feel bad for those poor countries rich countries don't want to defend.

I might be more aprehensive about being helped by anglos, though. Knowing my luck I'd be one of the civilians being caught in the blast radius of a drone strike.

It's really only Israel's puppets (America) that are into automated death-drones.

distinguishable is almost indistinguishable from indistinguishable

If they said yes on us I assume it means Baltics as a block. Estonia is more popular in the west anyway.

I wish they would colonize us harder...

>those poor countries rich countries don't want to defend
I only feel bad for Romania, Turkey and Ukraine have it coming

t. launches a thousand wars on our borders

Stands to reason people want to defend nice countries that are self sufficient and not a burden to anybody

Finland is pretty much the most useful non pussy freeloader county in the whole Europe

Hell I'd defend Finland if Congo attacked you

What's there to defend? Seriously. Just flee to Sweden like everyone else if anything happens, it's a win-win situation.

>be a flourishing economically strong and free country but ruled by the US

or

>be poor opressive shithole ruled by Russia

hmm hard choice

*the last 200 years

nah it never was

Which one is Finland?

based

A poor oppressive shithole ruled by the US

>yes comrade we have your back just let our tanks drive into Helsinki

It's more western aligned but its still a bit cucked to Russia

I think you meant
>Side with America
Or
>Have America do everything in their power to economically cripple you resulting in ecanomic struggle because they're petty arseholes

Seems a bit unfair for Romania, and I guess Ukraine is already fucked, but Turkey had it coming.

Guees germans arent complete tools.

what could possibly go wrong?
:^)

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Ah, yes the based Russki just needed Porkkala to defend us from the Kongolese.

>our mere existance causes butthurt
lel

>cue Peninsular War 2

Imagine how Russians feel

You'd think so but in reality Germans just won't fight no matter what.

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>war ended and we're supposed to go back?
>but tovarish what if they attack again???
>rosyja better stay in finnland))))))

the perfect combination

> benisular DDD

thought you didnt care about what other say

>Fiji 94 %
>Japan 11 %
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I fall you did was exist, nobody would have a problem. The turd under the porch that you don't know about is better than the turd in your sandwich.

kek
They should unironically name this future war The Beninsular War.

If you're not in the light pink and your country isn't at least Switzerland-tier, you live in a country of immense cucks

We've been a greater threat to international peace for the past 30 years than Russia.
The pole is overlooking all the wars under Clinton because, like most poles, he's a small brained cuck

We put up a strong front but we like the attention
Not from Eastern Europe in particular, but being the reason US spends like half a gozillion dollars and makes forward bases and buffer zone or if entire Europe is kind of flattering for our modest country, though we usually don't let it show