Youre reborn as a south east asian but you get a choice to pick your ethnicity, which one would you be and why?

youre reborn as a south east asian but you get a choice to pick your ethnicity, which one would you be and why?

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Vietnamese so i can fight against the y*Nks

brunei

but I have to be male.

Singaporean so I can enter USA easily but my heart is Filipino.

the smallest island with the highest female to male ratio

Brunei
No tax to pay. Just eat and drink all day and every weekend cross the border to buy more cheaper food with world class brands, or went shopping to Australia and NZ to visit my farm. Become sugar daddy outside of the place and get my own slave in Abu Dhabi and Kuwait house. Of course not as lavish as the Sultan, but at least it's enjoyable.

Singaporean Chinese

Chinese indonesian

personally for me, its vietnamese.

nice natural scenes also i prefer warm weather.
great food and history. could brag about my father or grandfather killing an american or frenchie scum.

thailand is cool too but imagine waking up and going to the local coffee shop or mall and seeing nothing but a bunch of your women cuddling old fat white foreigners or your childhood friend is now a ladyboy prostitute lol that cant be right.

Thai or Pinoy
The only real choices

Thai, life here is good and comfy.

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Pinoy I guess. At least they have national pride.

Easily Brunei/Singapore.

All the other answers are retarded.

Son of the white tourist.

Burmese buddhist

>very high global peace index
>very low rape rate
>very low HIV rate
>very high happiness rate along with other tropical islands and paradises
>very low murder rate
>very low suicide rate
>very low incarceration rate (prisoners/population rate)
>massive length of tropical coastline
>living in jungly mountainous area is also god tier comfy, especially when rainy season
>tons of surfing and diving spots
>chill people all around with genuine smile on their faces
>really lacking of civil order
>interesting folklore, culture, music and instruments
>actual good foods instead of horse eyeballs + bread
>no SJW bullshit
>exotic smol SEAn qts, unlike man-jawed shrek-like caucasoid wemenss
>fortunately islamic, because christianity is retarded and prone to degeneracy
>the only niggers in this country are the anglos, they are labelled for being criminals, drunktards and pedophiles but no one really cares anyway

being a first-worlder is too stressful for me, I'm already at the right place

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Vietnam, Thailand.

But I'd rather choose to be rich tbhwy.

The only answer is white

I know nothing about that region can someone make a quick rundown for each country please ?

little sister with big boobs so my brother wouldnt be disappointed

>hardcore muslims running the joint
yeah no thanks

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