/brit/

how do we deal with the emcel plague?

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NOOOOOOO I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO TAKING MY WIFE'S SON TO SEE THIS FILM LATER TODAY

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Came here 13 years ago as a refugee from SomethingAwful

Need to find out where the cool kids are going now that Jow Forums is inundated with various 50¢ armies

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*taps calendar*

considering shes 29 she really hasnt aged well, wonder if shell do a u-turn and turn into a proper peng milf

can happily say i've never seen a single capeshit film (except the old spiderman movies when i was a kid)

I'm fine with either version of this webm

Who the fuck is this swedish beto?

Reminder that the correct Bongland vernacular for 'boomer' is 'yer da', and for 'zoomer' it's 'yer son.'

the amount of fluoride stare thots on election posters these days is troubling

feet are cold

Upvoted!

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ARRRGGHHHH

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doing a poo atm lads

imagine shagging a hairy goat

no need to talk about your mum like that mate

emu farm??

Posting from toil

On lunchbreak

what the fuck? fuck you. don't talk about my mum like that.

Jurassic park 1, 2 and 3 all on netflix lads

fuck your father
fuck you nigga
you're a PHONE

even my normoid mates got annoyed with the blatant feminist shit but they didn’t say anything about niggsgard

is that what happens then?
might let it slip tomorrow while the freaks are at work

is the avengers capeshit?

only 1 is worth watching tho

Just tried Coke Energy and it's shit

yea don’t bother it’s shit

brother just fucking put a hole in the wall because of that webm

Does the pope shit in the woods?

I wasn't going to I haven't been to the cinema since I was about 14
I have no idea what avengers it but all the soymen are talking about it so I figured it was capeshit

urm which one would that be

give the 3/10 FWB a ruddy good seeing to or get drunk

I would have thought you would need to do the second one before performing the first one

just signed up for twitter lads. they’ve got a thing called caturday where they post cats. wish Jow Forums did fun things like that.

ffs

Greater Manchester is roughly the same size as Greater London but only has a quarter of London's population.

cant or the willer wont work

im the top shagger round here, anything shag related has to go by me OR ELSE

*runs towards you shouting about banging on the ceiling*

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brother just killed half of all life in the universe over that webm

lightweight/alco with no self-control

just had 2x mince pie and 2x sausage roll from greggs
for drink a diet coke

you guys alri?

shagging? I guess you could call me an expert yeah

>lightweight/alco with no self-control
the tinder bio

>mince pie
hello time traveller

YOU'RE FROM SAINSBURY'S AREN'T YOU

going to put this photo on my rooms door methinks to scare the postman away

Constant beeping noise

which one of you is the undercover GCHQ agent?

*confused stare*

love it when people fuck up speaking english
romanian lad at work keeps saying 'how you would call this' and I laugh every time. stupid cunt

*jerks my hand up then quickly pulls it back down again*
err
just stretching

*thunders towards you*

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don’t like the people on Jow Forums nothing against guns just can tell the Jow Forums posters are that particular subgroup of annoying yanks
it’s like the wild version of the tamed runts that are kept in the /brit/ zoo

He's speaking two languages though. Not so stupid, is he.

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my thoughts exactly

yeah he is because i abuse him regularly and he will never earn more than minimum wage

>it’s like the wild version of the tamed runts that are kept in the /brit/ zoo

Couldn't have said it better myself

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can’t believe he’s not been sectioned yet

just received this in the mail from haberfield, sydney

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He doesn't need to. He'll have his wife on the dole and he'll send every penny back to Romania and convert it to lei and live like a king

sex? Already had it mate

hes going out with an english girl with fake tits, his family all live here and own their own business but hardly make ends meat because they are not clever, also they are too proud to claim bennies

What a disaster

knobs, arse, tits and fanny

wasn't she on doctor phil?

tyler my dude are you coming to the bbq tonight? we’re going to get soo wasted and have some end meat

stormzy mogged by rammstein

real men adopt their girlfriends children

They're called Fudds

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ate too much yesterday now I've got a dicky tummy

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real men adopt their girlfriends gimmicks

only think youll be eating is negro food cooked over your burnt cathedral pierre you smelly rat

real men adopt their girlfriends at the age of 12

Need to fuck a 16 year old goth girl in fishnets

12 is too young to foster

Where am I supposed to do a skype interview if my internet connection at home is shit? Checking if uni has some bookable quiet rooms but not sure

??

Mad how many single lasses have kids. An epidemic.

Boutta get litty

sick lads
bronchitis

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sick lads
'pression

i look at my wife and i see she is weeping
still my guitar gently beats

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Here's the real wabm in case you were interested

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I thought immaculate conception was a mythological thing n all

GIB

*smiles at you*

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