>Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? >China: Is this a Joke? >Japan: Impossible! >America: The question's wrong!! >UK: Rubbish !! >India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
>British: Can u Swim? >Indian: No >British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. >Indian: Can u Swim? >British: Yes! >Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… >British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks! >European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..? >Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
Donkeys are smarter than most types of horses. I worked for a guy who had a big farm with donkeys and horses, the donkeys undersand a pretty insanely large vocabulary and can recognize people they met years ago. And he set up electric barriers to keep the animals in, and the donkeys always figure out where the electrical box that contols the fences and they kick the shit out of them turning off the fence, then squeeze through and get that sweet sweet grass in the other side. And they know how to unlock the gate doors too
Sebastian Stewart
>t. donkey
Jaxon Flores
Kek r/indianpeoplequora is a goldmine
William Green
>Moroccan n*gger calling other n*ggers ma7chmtich ya wald el 3azia
>Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5...
Now... It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
A Ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman 2 Indian men 1 Indian woman 2 Pakistani men 1 Pakistani woman
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are not getting any. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman. The 2 Pakistani men are looking for a piece of paper so they can throw their phone number at the Pakistani woman.
The best part about poo memes is that they don’t just not make sense, but not make sense in multiple instances. It’s like a rubick’s cube of “what the fuck am I reading”.
