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Ouate ane incorrigibeul delinequent you awwre

If inglisc uos vritten laic itelien

This is very accurate accent
Íp-phừ Ínlịch-sờ quớt-sờ quờ-rít-tờn lai-cơ Việt-nam-mi-sờ.

Iff inglisj vass vritten læik nårvigjen

>if ingliș uăz rităn laic romeiniăn

this is fucking retarded.

absolutely no reason to put a tréma on that i
also we never write the "wo" sound like wo but like oi in french
the letter z is almost always only in foreign words, if you want to have a "z" sound you write -se

İf ingliş vaz rittın layk törkiş

იფ ინგლიშ ვოზ ვრიტენ ინ ჯორჯიან

If inglis was riten laik indonesian

иф инглиш вoc вpитн лaјк мaј лeнгyeч

*იფ ინგლიშ ვოზ ვრიტენ ლიკე ჯორჯიან

georgian always reminds me of some meme elven or dwarf script from lord of the rings

>mfw i put them all on google translate to see how it sounds

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Woah pardon te t'avoir offenser à ce point

after a "i", s is pronounced "sh", and after a "a", as "z" ?

Nårvigsjen*

mais je l'ai pas du tout pris mal
j'étais parfaitement calme en écrivant ça

Should be ''terkiș'' desu, the ö sound doesn't even exist in English

if inglish vas vritten in juur länkvets

Ei putt tem al ån gogel trænslæit to si håw itt saunds.

ef ænglesj vars vretæn lajk deinisj

WTF wrong with Google?

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eff ænglesj vars vretæn lajk deinisj*

Oh, I didn't know it's supposed to be that detailed. Let me fix it :
If inglish waz ritten laik indonizian

If English was written like English.

This is a good thread though, OP

if inglisch was written leik dscherman.

वाॅट?

Sis is not a gud sred so.

I worked with plenty of pajeets, good people (not so good food) I love you all bhai.

kek is this why you made this thread?

Gau feuque yourre selfe

If inglich huas riden laic espanich

Иф инглиш вaз pиттeн лaйк paшн.

Feels terrible. I hope we'll never live in a world like that.

>如果寫英文像寫中文。
漢字萬歲!

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inglish fonetiks aar faking dam änd meik nou sens

Que putas estas diciendo

Хэpвээ Aнгли хэл Moнгoл хэл шиг бичигддэг бaйcaн бoл.

That's not how it works you dum dums

I'm pretty sure this is cheating.

No it does, like in first vowels of words like: turkish, serbian, german, first, heard
Try writing "törkiş" and "terkiş" in turkish google translate and listen, see which one is correct.

Фeeлc гpeaт тo yндepcтaнд Pyccиaн нoв)))

it's not the same sound but ö is indeed closer than e in turkish

Only partially related but I love hearing people speak romanian with an english accent.

You don't know much about Chinese, do you? This literally how you write English (or any other language) in Chinese. No matter if the spoken language is Cantonese, Mandarin, Hokkienese or fucking Japanese or Korean, the written Chinese characters would still be the same (most of the time). That's why logograms are the patrician's writing system..
It IS cheating.

Aйм глэд юв фayнд ит юзфyл
[spoiler]I'm glad you've found it useful[/spoiler]

Ef ingleš vaz reten lajk baznijen

Mən sualı başa düşmədim

There's a website for more Anglo-Cyrillic memeing:

translit.cc/

Soundz gud tu mi.
youtube.com/watch?v=7ucCJ_Vn58w

>be algerian
>arabized berber through indoctrination
>doesn't know his ancestors language
how am i supposed to post here sale pute?

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If inglisz łos written lajk połlisz

eef ingglish vas ritten lajk sveedish

>our languages are totally not just dialects

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if inglish was writtn laik finish

if ínglish uas güuriten laic spánish

*yf inglysz łos ryten lajk połlysz

iff inglish was ritten laik swidish

ㄖㄨˊㄍㄨㄛˇㄒㄧㄝˇㄧㄥㄨㄣˊㄒㄧㄤˋㄕˋㄗㄞˋㄒㄧㄝˇㄓㄨㄥㄨㄣˊ
如果英文像是在寫中文

If ingliš vas vriten lajk srbijan

Υφ ηνγkλισ ουος ριττεν λαϊk γkριk

Ai ting it dazen wok rili wél bikos inglisy sauns gèi

>Algerian flag
>ends his post with "sale pute"

That's how we know it's not a proxy desu

If inglis was wraiten laik Indonesian

Ife íngliche uas urítem laique portuguise..

if ingliš voz ritn laik lifiueinijan

>if inglisy was riten laik melei

Basé luxemtugal

ife ingelíche uâz uritân laique português

aim froom finlään
tänk juu veri muts

Pur amerikans, dej kent iwen anderstend pipul rajtin in dejr ołn lengłydż.

Georgian looks so goddamn pretty. I should google how it actually sounds.

if inglisch wos riddn laik ostrian

lol

if engels was written laïk Dutch

it woold pritie mutsch loek de saijm

Ai fink its mor laik zis

pos de rizot plis

Iihvf enklish vaas vritten laik vinnish

if íngliš vos ritn lajk tšek

If inglix wos rittin lajk moltijs.

Guess:
I know not what I typing should

Oh the thread is pronunciation and not grammar

if inglish uas rittun in iour languich

যদি ইংরেজি বাংলায় লেখা হতো

You have to go back

if ingliš voz vritin laik lifjueinian

İf inglish was written laik törkiş

You meant pronounciation, right OP?

זה גורם לי לרצות להקיא

Inglish haas a pretti fakdap fonetiks.

êfi íngliche uós rítem láique portchuguíse

aй aгpии