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dont know who nigwit is

all me

*slurp*

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really need to get to compiling a list of these and doing an emmett job on amer next time he pishes me off

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I FEEL IT FADE

Met a mate from school yesterday, haven't seen him in eleven years. He went to uni for a bit but then left, got a £3M loan from his dad and has been spending his time buying and re-selling properties. He's long since paid off the loan from his dad, bought a nice house, got married, and has a son on the way.

Me, I'm considering suicide haha.

Getting rid of my 4TB porn collection that took me years to build

Sick of my porn addiction

Any last words?

Just invented something called bane-posting. I imagine it's going to be quite a hit over here.

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weed is just retarded

>just before the porn ban
you're gonna regret this one mate

Imagine being native British and inheriting no property and no money

You've been here hundreds/thousands of years and have nothing to show for it. Spaz cretin

watching trainspotting 2

dog, dog, lives in bog
swampy dog went for a jog
jogging dog got lost in fog
poor old swampy bogjog dog

fap to every last thing in the collection at least one more time before deletion

out the cats to bed, time for the 'minos

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grows quite fast actually, have you been giving it enough light?

ear is itchy but my nails are too long and im slicing my ear up

fucking fat bastard

>orders blt
why the fuck did you even ask for suggestions

alright this guy is asking for it

im going to go through and see if he posted anything remotely interesting in the last thread

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The Perfidy of the Anglo: even with his spouse and children edition

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sneed people

My parents are well off but I'm getting none of that while they're still alive.

I went to Tonbridge with that guy.

Nigwit is persecuted and you need to fucking pray for him

this is an awesome pic

Capital is dead labour, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labour, and lives the more, the more labour it sucks.

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according to (((reports)))

>while they're still alive
well that was easy

next problem

Doing a great big poo

Shit, yeah, that's something about you Europeans that just doesn't really occur to yanks like me. First generation born and raised on US soil, and I have nothing to inherit, nothing to show. You lads have been living on that tiny rock for so long, your ancestors probably played footsies with the Romans 2000 years ago.

Reckon I could get a piece of that inheritance, lad?

my main scottish man (together with grant morrison) youtu.be/8tb3RLqY9Xo

*yawn*
only 2 posts per thread and they're both wildly uninteresting.

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james and the giant poo

Used to lie a lot as a kid. Not about me but random shit, just to keep the conversation going. No idea why

dont believe a word of this

been trying that on here recently
saying things like "ive never listened to music"

harry pooter and the poolosopher's stone

Lol are you accusing the jews? She took her kids and left what proof do you need. She'll now find comfort in the arms of a north african chad and get killed by will's grand ma how history repeats itself

do this but as an adult
and usually to make myself look better
still trying to deal with my insecurities I guess

What the fuck is he babbling on about now?

EXCREMENTUM FACIENS

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no reason to bring this up unless deflecting from the furore over meghans insidious attempt to destroy the monarchy

All kids do. Kids experiment with words the same way they experiment with foods, animals, and sex. Similar to how animals play wrestle when they're young to prepare them for adulthood, lying too is a valuable that must be practiced at a young age.

Could murder one of these right now

we know catyank

Have got nothing good to post but shall post anyway

apple marketing is outstanding. I have a perfectly good iphone 8 plus which is excellent and does nothing wrong but I still want those newer models. crazy

The royal family desperately needs melanin though

do cats like pizza?

the poorious inshitent of the log in the night time

if youve nothing nice to post, post something horrible

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Remember one guy accused me of being molested once as a kid because I was so crippled and shy in sixth form
state of previous me

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might write a novel titled the act of pooing and have it be about how doing a poo is a euphemism for shitting out your demons every day
might be able to build a cult around myself

Just watched the so called avengers endgame with thr gf btw. Good flick.

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of shites and men

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god what an affront to the kingdom of animalia
should be illegal not to kill these things

Some kid I knew wrote his college essay from the perspective of himself on the toilet

what a retarded animal
only control freaks like dogs

the great shatsby

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how was 2009?

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poo

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mirth

Boomer neighbour mowing his garden again

product shilling whore

Pets were the beginning of the decline of the West
Don’t hat or @ me you know it’s true

*snort*
pffffsss hahahahahaha

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just seen rorke

"ALWAYS with the poo! Poo THIS! Poo THAT! I'm sick of your poo!"
"You're sick of poo?"
"Enough poo! No more poo!"

theyre called boomers because they dropped bombs over germany in the war

the baby boom was after the war you fucking idiot

was just up in the stratosphere and saw the ropes, how far was he launched?

that was The Greatest Generation™

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fucking idiots

odious little cretin

what have you done to those cats why are they like that

no idea what youre on about he was getting sucked off by amer behind oddbins

not a bad idea
this could be a good litmus test for pets
if it does this, you kill it

cockwomble!

Most trusted to least trusted professions in Britain

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