Aborigines

Aborigines.

>Best eyesight in the world.
>Best hunting and tracking abilities.
>World's fastest runners before the stolen generation.
>Longest legs of any race. Long legs = long dick.
>Homogeneous for 50-60 thousand years.
>Tribalism, knowledge, spiritualism and permaculture intact for centuries.
>Just want to protect their homeland.
>The land is a big part of their life and they care for it.
>Fit and nomadic, every Aboriginal walked the length of Australia 2x or more in their lifetimes.
>Dream time. Best religion which is based off the matrix theory, they knew this when they were an advanced civilisation many moons ago.
>White man stole their technology and cities, plunged their whole race into chaos, stripping their memories and great fortunes.
>Most sophisticated art of any conquered peoples.
>Alcohol drives them into a murderous rage, too strong for the white fullas to contain.
>There are dreamtime stories of aborigines levitating boulders with didgeridoos, proof of this ability is widely known.
>Aboriginals traded with Asians and even Egyptians, but never race mixed because they knew the lesser races for what they were.
>Born and raised in the harshest continent on Earth, still pays great respect to the fauna and shows no fear.
>Fierce warriors, no one has dared to set foot on Australia without a musket or sword in hand.
>Highest spacial IQ of any other race, this is what allows them to accomplish "walkabout"
>The only race on Earth to be immune to the negative effects of inbreeding - they are so inbred over 60k years that they have evolved.
>Highest testosterone levels of any other race.
>Best art, music, and language.
>There were over 300 different aboriginal languages spoken in the 1780s, most were multilingual.
>Uluru is a mothership and beacon that can communicate with other abos across the stars - they ran out of fuel, every abo is currently on a journey to sniff out the right petrol.

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>There are currently aborigines from the Crux Constellation on their way to Earth, they are anywhere from 88 light-years to 364 light-years away.
>Crux is a famous constellation in many cultures. Ancient Greeks were able to see Crux before its stars dropped below the horizon for Europe and most of the northern hemisphere. Some saw significance in this, linking the disappearance of the celestial cross from the sky to the crucifixion of Christ.
>The real crucifixion of Christ and Christ's representation in the Holy Bible is misinformation by Europeans. Jesus Christ was in fact a man that goes by the name of Jarli Crust of the Bingongina/ Mudburra mob up top end. He was born in a wheelie bin, not a manger.
>There are legitimate scientific research papers that show some of these peoples ancestors were bascially super humans.
>There are records showing that an abo hunter was sprinting at the speed of modern Olympic sprinters. All abos 10,000 Years ago were capable of keeping pace with Usain Bolt and throwing a stone at the same velocity as a MLB pitcher or NFL QB.
>They have superior physical DNA. If you took some Abos from birth and trained them to be athletes, they'd almost all become Olympic calibre runners, throwers, strength trainers.

>Then came the barbaric white man... The whites were not smart enough to integrate into the aboriginal communities and way of life, they decided to wage war on them out of spite and jealousy.
>Introduced invasive species (including themselves) and ruined the ecosystem of Australia.
>Burnt down all the tropical rainforests and pinned the blame on Aborigines.
>Raped their women.
>Killed their high ranking politicians, warriors, leaders.
>Took their wealth.
>Stole their culture.
>Drove the Palawa mob to complete extinction. - The Palawa people were the world's most renound scientists, they invented the automobile and even the aeroplane.
>The Palawa didn't go down easy however, the superior fighting ability of the Aborigines was undeniable. More white people were killed in the black war than Aborigines. The most Aborigines killed in any one melee was 41 of a force of several hundred who attacked the Royal Marines.

>>They have superior physical DNA. If you took some Abos from birth and trained them to be athletes, they'd almost all become Olympic calibre runners, throwers, strength trainers.
This is my only issue with the abos. Why are they so short and weak? Most other native populations seem to be way more physically impressive. Abos haven't produced many athletes as far as I know. Even Samis produce a lot of athletes. What's the deal here?

A revival is happening. Here is the first Abo bodybuilder of all time at just 20.

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Not very impressive. I still think all Angloids should be expelled from Australia however.

That is him two weeks into training, he is a newbie.

>Long legs = long dick

Aussie education

I could pull 50 people from my gym who look more impressive then this lmao

It's true in my case

t. manlet

Like how all Gustavs are being expelled from Sweden?

are you an abo

abbos are not good at inventing greentext histories though

Notice he is not a full-blooded abo, the white man's genes are holding him back from the full abo potential his ancestors were capable of.

>it's true in my case, therefore it is a general rule

I am amused by your logic, sir

What's the difference between greentext history and real history? Nothing in this case.

Gustav is king

The king of Al-Malmö? LOL

Carl Gustaf fucked the Angloid queen. How does it make you feel anglo boi?

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Abo's don't have superior DNA as they evolved on a continent that does not native land predators and unlike the Islanders (Samoans Maori, Hawaians etc) do not have increased bone density and twitch fibers that are commonly seen in negroes

Bullshit, cunt. This is the shit they dealt with 45,000 years ago.

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"The abundance of these spores is good evidence for a lot of large mammals on the southwestern Australian landscape up until about 45,000 years ago," he said. "Then, in a window of time lasting just a few thousand years, the megafauna population collapsed."

A paper on the subject was published online Jan. 20 in Nature Communications.

The Australian collection of megafauna some 50,000 years ago included 1,000-pound kangaroos, 2-ton wombats, 25-foot-long lizards, 400-pound flightless birds, 300-pound marsupial lions and Volkswagen-sized tortoises. More than 85 percent of Australia's mammals, birds and reptiles weighing over 100 pounds went extinct shortly after the arrival of the first humans, said Miller.

The ocean sediment core showed the southwest is one of the few regions on the Australian continent that had dense forests both 45,000 years ago and today, making it a hotbed for biodiversity, said Miller, also associate director of CU Boulder's Institute of Arctic and Alpine Research.

They weren't in Australia 45k years ago

Why do they look like Indians but less ugly?

their society was forged on the conquering of megafauna

theconversation.com/aboriginal-australians-co-existed-with-the-megafauna-for-at-least-17-000-years-70589
>aboriginals literally hunted them to extinction

yes they were

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>do not have increased bone density and twitch fibers that are commonly seen in negroes
wut

that's incest isn't it?

White genes tainting the superior abo blood.

That's pretty cool

Based Abbo BVLL

based and petrol pilled

youtube.com/watch?v=1_oK076OApk

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>Best art, music, and language.
youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4

if abos long dick = true
and
indian = abos
then why
indian small dick?