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peter from corrie edition

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hello you cunt

thinking to start a new gimmick; calling it corrieposting
thoughts?

A centaur

Wish I wasn't so fat and ugly

I'd say that was a shoop, but I've seen untouched photos of this fucking beast and she's like a walking tumour.

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grim grim grim

how do i get a gf like this

phoneys...

elaborate on this new fangled gimmick

need some weird shit to watch
any recommendations

Aye

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the age of anonymity on the internet is going to be over in less than 5 years

what do you mean
like films? or youtube videos?

Jeremy "the cunt hunter" Hunt.

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sounds good

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a hijabi gf would be nice lads

always makes me smile when i see an interracial couple out in public love truly has no boundaries xxx

flung this lad’s jaw into orbit now he’s having another stroke haha absolute state of him

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eating cupcakes

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Need the big banks and companies broke up asap. They're out of control.

remember when he said brits should work as hard as the chinese

peng

name?

missing tina

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typed in “coronation street nigger” into google to find that paki who said nigger on twitter turns out that the first result on google when you type in “coronation street nigger” is craig charles lol

Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated YOU!

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lmao

DEIDRE HELP ME ARRGGGHHH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

howling
his show on radio 2’s pretty comfy these days

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always want to punch penn jillette's ugly face anytime I see him even though I like him and he would absolutely destroy a mere runt like me in a fight

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Katie McGlynn

the atomic bomb is a perfectly jewish weapon.
while mighty aryan and Japanese men engage in full scale combat the brainy and neurotic jew creates a weapon that can destroy cities in the blink of an eye in some lab millions of miles away from the war

virgin

anyone got that webm of craig charles off his nut

redpilled post

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lachlan
what a bloody ledge he was

cheers

Just have a wank already, lad.

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I want to have sex with the lovely Emma Watson.

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And she's pregnant with this bloke's baby
REALLY makes you think

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too hungover lad
will have one later

Just think, lads, you mam could die at any moment and you'll regret not spending more time with her.

why am I always so fucking thirsty

sounds like you should drink more water

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*THUNDERS on into /brit/ and shags your muzzy wife*

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Absolute peng ting on BGT

fuck off
just leave me alone

Your mummy could die tonight and you didn't even phone her up to say you love her. Sad.

post her arse then

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She's off her nut if true

jews hate this

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>You DO watch Coronation Street, don’t you user?

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went for a wee jont in the toon today and didnae see a single brown hing haha hehe hoho

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New manager really anal about cutting hours.

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holy
fucking
PENG

don't see brownies in my area because it's old people

who is it

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I WANNA FUCK UP DANNY G SOMEONE GIVE ME HIS ADRESS IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THIS RETARD

bit of foods gone down the wrong way and now its stuck in my nose

told my m8 to use the 'tweeting morning birds' tone as his alarm telling him its proven to be better than the loud obnoxious ringing ones and he's been late for work every morning since and is getting fired haha what a sad act lol

desu that sounds entirely like his fault

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*launches a trifle at you*

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>Set a song you like as your alarm
>Eventually grow to utterly hate it, and every time you hear it it sets off a deep anxiety in the pit of your stomach

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is there some sort of draft happening?

emergency Snake Plissken sesh commencing in ..1..2...3...NOW NOW NOW!!!
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BASED ROSIE

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>tfw no qt 16 year old slag willing to prossie herself for your mates

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you WILL toil and you WILL LIKE IT

BASTÉ
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apparently this is an extremely extremely stupid thing to do

Saw a tattooed white tourist go into the train toilet of the squat structure. He must be seething

that apu looking pretty cooked la

*dodges it*
*roundhouse kicks you through the wall into the next terrace*

inconsolably depressed

buy a ps4 then u twat

thought it was a bit nippy in here ngl

all me

tabla
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Would you prefer a story that had a little bit of exposition to establish the characters, but then got right into the action. Or a story that took its time building up the characters and only got into serious action about halfway through?

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*falls into /brit/*
haha alri

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The young Morrissey was a keen fan of the television soap opera Coronation Street, which focused around working-class communities in Manchester; he sent proposed scripts and storylines to the show's production company, Granada Television, although all were rejected.[25]

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Reminder that facesitting and female ejaculations are literally banned in the UK

>he doesn’t watch corrie for the slagsex

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After seeing all the foreign students about, I have to wonder why Britain is so ugly. The British girls are broader, shorter, no waist, and have horribly short legs. The men are not much better as some show clear evidence that the Neanderthal man is still with us.

Why is this the case though?
Why is the average British figure so horrific and naturally unattractive. (Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder but there is a science behind it).

Is it because Britain is insular and has never seen large numbers of migrants moving into the UK resulting in a limited gene pool? To add to this, many peoples family tree are restricted to one county, again, limiting any genetic variations.

Anyone with any other ideas?

gave it up last year cause it went to shit
still watch the omnibus if i'm hungover in bed on a weekend morning sometimes though

When the porn ban hits, I'll just go to /gif/ and wank on webms lmao. The British government are so retarded.

where’s norris? haven’t seen him on corrie in a few month
miss his quips every now and then

bit slow

alri mr devious