I want to be European so fucking bad

I want to be European so fucking bad

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don't give a fuck about European, but want to be German SO BAD!

If you have blue eyes, you are more European than any brown eyed person living in Europe.

You can visit user. Can't let you stay though, American citizens these days are... complicated.

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If you are a cute girl I can make you european.

I want to be American so fucking bad

Just fuck off you stupid mutt. No one wants you in Europe or Canada. Stay in your 3rd world shithole

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Are you that user with the sister with the blue eyes? Let it go user.

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I want to be Mexican so bad

I want to be dead so fucking bad

granted, you will be born in portugal ghetto in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2..

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why does this happen like clockwork

RARE

RARE

Portuguese managed to land in europe on boats you can too.

>or Canada
Stop trying to associate yourself with Europeans. You are a rootless New Worlder just like Americans.

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indeed quite RARE

t. French/English/Scottish mutt

I want to be English
What's life like in Liechtenstein?

Park Hotel Sonnenho was comfy.
That is all.

Americans consider canadians europeans

But you live in the best part of Großdeutschland

Trying to get the message out. I'm pretty sure everyone outside of America hates mutts.

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>I suffer in Liechtenstein

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I'm French

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Massive inferiority complex. Not being as good as Europe is bad enough, but being worse than us is just too much.

kek no we don't.

t. retard

Sure thing, Métis.

i do too :(

Why tho it's fcking bullshit. I'd rather life in an american middle class family.

Wrong

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European can mean many things

I want to be Greek.

Wtf no we don't lmao. European wannabes maybe.

I want an EU passport

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Just charm and marry some E-European wench.

She would just be exploiting me for MY passport

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I wanna stay in the land my European ancestors migrated to and make mutt babies with a brown girl

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Why would anyone from EU want Ameripassport? It's far worse when travelling.

I want to live in rural 'murica desu.

Warum postest du nichtmehr in /deutsch/ Brudi?

Same. I like the architecture and organic layouts so much better. A few villages every little bit you go is much better than never ending gridded suburban sprawl. It's still roughly the same density but you get a bit of green everywhere and nice cozy villages neighborhoods. Plus I like the gloomy weather better. Ameriburger has too much sunshine for shut in autist like me.

two rares

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Sorry pal...

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But why? Most of Europe is densely populated. It is almost impossible to live off the grid.

The first one isn't rare at all.

Living off the grid is a meme unless you have a lot of wealth saved up.

>impossible to live off the grid.
Most people aren't Ted Kaczynski

I want to move to the us. We should switch citizenships

Most people are stupid.

It is the way the white man should live. look for "Völkisch"