You wake up in brazil

Please no

I desperately go running back to Uruguay

I only see one wheel

t. joao from miami cleaning toilets

you don't like brazil?

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Get to the airport asap and flight back home, making sure I'm not flying an embraer plane
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>Posts picture of germanic women
Smh

Thank you for confirming that Brazil is germanic and thus white

we are all aware of that fact friend

they are natives/portugese

south brazil is nordic as fuck

*germanic*

this is now a south brazilian thread

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Super based.

>implying these women are brazilian at all
those are germanic/nordic girls or at least from somewhere in Europe
brazilian girls are La Creatura-tier at best

they are brazilians, both are famous instagrammers with portugese names

Nice bait, although you aren't that wrong since mixing with blacks give in, majority of times, horrible abominations

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go back to sleep and hope I wake up somewhere else

Seriously, this place is a fucking DYSTOPIA. I can't fucking take it anymore.

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I heard it was a paradise on earth, what's the problem?

>I heard it was a paradise on earth
That's just an outright lie

>what's the problem?
There's nothing to do. Also, you fear for your life because you can get murdered easily in the worst parts of the city. SP is a literal dystopia. It's filled with multiracial diversity, literal faggotry and homosexuality being pushed everywhere, huge gaps between poor and rich (like the worst you can think of, billionaires surrounded by misery) and niggers asking for money on the street. Never come here, user.

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Not him but, where are you getting your news? Crime is rampant around this parts, and majority of people are ugly or fat and are just awful to be around

they told me bolsonaro fixed everything

FEET

start building a boat to a more civilized country like cuba or cross peruvian border

He is trying but he is not the only one in the government, we also have a bunch of other politics who aren't very interested in fixing this country

I woke up in portugal inatead. What should i do?

marry the women

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I hate to break it to you lad but being poor sucks everywhere except Europe. Even then it is no fun. I can make $50.000 per year USD online and I want to move to Brazil because I like bunda. What will that much money get me? I don't want to get killed.

Not him but that's some good money, that's basically the salary of a good lawyer but still not super rich. If you're truly nordic then getting bunda is very easy, about not getting shot, stay away from the northeast and from Rio de Janeiro (almost the whole state is dangerous) anywhere else is not that violent and we are getting better. Favelas from any city are also a big no.

>that's some good money, that's basically the salary of a good lawyer but still not super rich.
So middle class? I keep reading everywhere that "there is no middle class" in Brazil. What do they do and where do they live?

>If you're truly nordic then getting bunda is very easy
I am 175cm tall and I have brown hair and hazel eyes. My father is blond/blue but I didn't get it.

I would say high end of middle class. You would have more money than the majority. Middle class is a fuzzy term because the government keeps changing the definition, that's why so many people aren't poor anymore, because they simply changed the fucking definition

Is it better to buy bunda (prostitution), or have sugar babies, or have maids and fuck them? I want those sluts to do funk dances for me in the privacy of my home.

I don't know much about that unfortunately. But brazilian women are literal whores who love sex and money

I heard that Brazilian women blow up (get fat) after a certain age. What age would that be?

After 40 they are generally fat, there are still hot milfs since Brazil is not as fat as the US or Mexico but, it's better to stay with the younger ones

I would love to get some hot bunda to dance that funk twerk in front of me. How would I go about doin that?

The only way I know is by being a drug dealer or having lots of money and making your own party, hiring whores and letting them invite their friends

Uhh, no

>being a drug dealer
Hmm, sounds dangerous. I'm a Swede and not brought up in violent ways.

So whores are your best bet, I don't have experience with them, but there are some anons with knowledge in this area. It's still 5am in Brazil, I recommend waiting a little longer and ask these questions for them

Those grills are culturally Brazilian so you might as well be dealing with a Martian

The girl on the right is pretty good breeding material

the nerve of a Chilean to call others La Creatura

Honestly, Valentina is not that even good looking. But people and agencies in the Southeast "loooove' her. She is kinda sweet though, and they use her to sell things for teenagers on the web.

You are leftards, right? I see everywhere crime is dropping fast and you keep memeing about crime like in 2018?

No, crime is indeed dropping but still very high, and I was talking with a Swedish guy 5/100.000 murders is already a lot in the first world

>It's about cheering for the left or right
>The president will "save" you from criminality single-handedly
>It drastically changes in half a year

I swear, one desn't get more simplistic than that. Literally the avarage voter who thinks Bolsonaro will "save" them from "the commies, the criminals"...Etc.

/populism

But crime is really dropping as fuck in my city. We didn't have chimp outs since february. This city is unrecognizable now.

No thanks.

Very anecdotal.

Facepalm.
I'm surprised it took this long for the post to appear.

No thanks.

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Qual cidade você vive? Eu vivo em Goiânia e nunca vi uma queda tão brusca na criminalidade quanto agora.

He is a true hero to br.

>light skin and hair
Ugh.
BTW, how harsh are knife laws in Brazil?
You can't throw out the lyrics from a song