Tfw Ramadan starts in 7 days

by al-Nasaa’i (2562) from ‘Abd-Allah ibn ‘Umar (may Allah be pleased with him) who said: The Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “There are three at whom Allah, may He be glorified and exalted, will not look on the Day of Resurrection: the one who is defiant towards his parents, the woman who imitates men, and the cuckold.”

yeah, there is no such thing pedo muho worshipper.
no u, anzacbrother!
i will, user, i will!

>2019
>conservatives/pol still aren't muslim

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The 1 month out of the year that I am Muslim. Employer gets butthurt but if they fire me for taking it easy I just get to sue them :)))

Mashallah

The only thing I'm excited about is the Ramadan Bazaar
salivating now from just imagining all the food...

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Based

Subhanallah very based my brother

I am Catholic but hope you have a beautiful Ramadan. Not all muslim are terrorist

'shalla

fake hadeeth lmao

We have no school in ramadhan it's gonna be comfy

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What's the point? Showing him how much of a wimp you are? Honestly when I was younger or when I was sick I couldve never eaten infront of my brethen, not that it was a problem for them(lol) it would just not feel right. I guess murtads loose any form of respect and eat like the cattle they are at some point :/

>Aussie

Whatever user no one asked

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based

>Ramadan starts in 7 days
What?

ramadan mubarak
i hope i get invited to eid al fitr again this year

gay

It's a pretty comfy month
Lol you really think they'll effect them? You're do fucking pathetic

No one should have to put up with Islam good on him

Shameful! I hope they slit your infidel throat while you rst.

Whoah, chill there Muhammad!

DESU I'm Ramadan nothing changes for me. I don't eat too much anyway so I have no problems with fasting also it's nice to have a dinner with your family

Great auto correct fucked my reply

Based roach

Astaghfirullah dont do that user

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can't wait

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Anons why can't we just accept each other and live in peace?
I have lots of friends from various nations and beliefs and I can get along with them. At the end of the day we are all human beings

I agree

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İs this your thread?

Yes, I'm so creative for a new thread aren't I

No

Bro, I was being sarcastic

Epik! I'll bet they'll be seething to hell and back!

I know

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But jokes aside that's how I feel, I know it's borderline impossible but somedayaybe people can see the world from a wider angle and can live in peace. Yeah kind of a childish dream but who knows maybe one day humanity can realize these differences isn't really important because your skin, or race doesn't matter, what really matters is your humanity.

Oh OK then, thanks to Jow Forums it became harder to realize who's serious and who's ironic

just go back to r*ddit you fuckin fag!

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See you then when your sister introduces me to you all ;)

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At this point Jow Forums is almost as shit as reddit

murtad's blood are halal to be spilled

So being a decent human being is reddit huh?
I've been in Jow Forums more than your age you little shit

And still you are all obese.

Almost? Lol Jow Forums was always utter shit

>we are all human beings
faggots aren't human, they claimed themselves
youtu.be/sQGmaaV82WY

Make sure to cook something that smells great around midday.

siktiğimin salağı
Jow Forums users don't have that r*ddit hypocrisy if you know what i mean. i know it's not better than before but it's definetly better than r*ddit.

Bre amına koyduğum ne aptal bir orospu çocuğusun sen.

i'll buy some pastırma, /komsu/. i don't like that much but its smell fills the room :d

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Lol

keh keh keh, don't seethe muh*mmet :d

Heated kebab moment

Why do you think that anyone will care.
I mean they might but then they might also beat you up.

Beyin kapasitesi senin kadar düşük bir göt verenin 4chande bulunması büyük bir hata

Ananı da verseydin

Dünyaya daha geniş bir açıdan bakıyorum sıfatını siktiğim, ırk, dini inanç gibi şeyleri insanlığın önüne koyan bütün orospu çocukları siktirsin gitsin

I'm very happy not having to speak to devout Muslims who fast during this time.

Based fedora roach

OK, very good for you

r*ddit dedik üstüne bi de ekş*ci çıktı mk axaxaxax

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Must be quite tedious in your country what with all the smelly breath people there :^(

How much does the obese muslims eat when they break their fast? Is it a huge mountain of food that they would usually split up throughout the day?

You're right, kindess is a virtue but sometimes you can't help but provoke people who take the internet too seriously

the public transport is unbearable in ramazan. i fucking hate them. they say the cleanliness is next to godliness but they dont brush their fucking teeth in the morning for a month. filthy pedo muho worshippers!

Bir insan bu kadar aptal olabilir mi aq.

Where the fuck do you even live, I never had this problem for 20 years

>Anons why can't we just accept each other and live in peace?

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don't give me (you) anymore you filthy pedo muho worshipper! here's your last one.

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Ahahhaha man you sure got me with that soyboy meme
Anlıyorum, tamda düşündüğüm gibi özürlü bir orospu çocuğusun

muslims in isreal. how?

Based

I'm only gonna fast so that I can lose weight faster and make my parents happy

Kek, please tell me you live in Anatolia. If so, then sağ kalmak için iyi şanslar

>an*tolia
hell no, i live in miklagard!

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remember to ravage greek and arab pussy and convert to orthodox christiantiy
otherwise you're not worthy calling that city miklagård

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By Allah may tragedy befall you.

dont be a pussy, come here and try to make miklagard orthodox again.

Yes, they exist. And they treated surprisingly more well than Ethiopian Jews.

AAAAAAAAAA
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THIS EARLY!
I DIDN'T NOTICE HOW FAST TIME HAS BEEN GOING

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i hate it

sultan erdogan is too powerful

Typical sw*de

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ameen

may God guard you, brothers

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