Universal health care. No Earthquakes. No volcanoes. No extremes of weather. No animals that can harm us. Strict gun control. History. Great archaeology. Real ale. Tolerance. Full English Breakfast. Cream, teas. Greasy spoon Cafes. We say sorry a lot. Drive on the correct side of the road. Driving standards. Comedy. Super professional Armed forces. High education standards. Diversity. Mostly unarmed police force. Woman in the military fight on the front line. We are trying to reduce the gender pay gap. The BBC. Tea. Approachable police officers. State pension. There is a safety net if I lose my job. I get six weeks paid holiday per year. I get paid when I am sick. Up to a year maternity leave. 2 weeks paternity leave. We punch above our weight in sport. Food hygiene standards. We never lose wars. We have not been invaded for over a thousand years. The best intelligence services. Thatched Cottages. You are never far away from an airport. You are never far away from the seaside. Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. London. The Scottish Highlands. The Welsh mountains. The Lake District. I am contracted to work 38 hours per week. Pubs. Whiskey. We are doing our best to reduce climate change. We don't intend to brag. Now I know that I could of gone on, but I don't want to...
THIS is what makes the UK IMHO the greatest country in the world, bar none.
>No Earthquakes. >No volcanoes. >No extremes of weather. >No animals that can harm us. What a boring shithole
Michael Myers
>Universal health care. Barely works. >No Earthquakes. We do have very rare, small ones >No animals that can harm us. We are apparently 'multicultural' >Strict gun control. b8 >Real ale. try and find a pub that isn't a chain store or a franchise >Tolerance. b8 >We say sorry a lot. idk there's lot's of rude people I find. But maybe I'm experiencing it because I'm in the ((city)) >Comedy. Used to, yes. >High education standards. Yes teach our kids about leftism >Mostly unarmed police force. b8 >Woman in the military fight on the front line. I'm undecided about this. >Diversity. b8
Alright I stopped there. Basically,, this is just b8 and therefore, OP is a fag.
>try and find a pub that isn't a chain store or a franchise okay, easy
Colton Wood
All true, that's why I have a crush on UK. Wish I was born there instead of Australishit.
Carson Morales
Yeah that was an exaggeration
Oliver Diaz
>God save the Queen.
I will never feel closeness with someone who supports monarchy in 2020-1.
Landon Williams
>try and find a pub that isn't a chain store or a franchise easy as fuck mate
Chase Robinson
>Why is the UK the best country in the world? this from an Italian?
no, thanks. they can keep their depression inducing overcast weather.
Ian Miller
>depression inducing overcast weather I actually find this to be one of the worst things about living here, the last few summers have been nice though
Henry Morgan
More like SHITain
Christian Ramirez
>they can keep their depression inducing overcast weather. thanks, it's the best thing about this awful cunt tree
Oliver Allen
good copy pasta, you need some more new content though
Ryan Campbell
>No volcanoes.
that's not a good thing
Anthony Watson
Who doesn't love muslim raping gangs and hate speech laws?
Ayden Hall
The weather is one of the best thing about this country, everywhere else is either too fucking hot or too fucking hot.
The UK is in the Goldilocks zone - Winters tend to hover around 0 to -5C at their coldest, Summers about 33C at their peak, often around 25-30C during the daytime (though they have been getting hotter in recent years)
Christian Hall
Canada has all of this except mild weather and weak animals, plus many other good things.
Camden Murphy
it's not just about temperature.
I couldn't bear living under a dark grey sky for ~8 months.
There is no cunt on earth I despise more than uk. Fuck teaniggers
Brody Torres
why
Landon Johnson
brown hands
Blake Sanchez
>inbred >loud and obnoxious >ignorant and yet always full of themselves >awful food >awful nature >awful weather >shit architectures >arrogant
Gavin Martin
Have you confused Brits with Americans?
Tyler Allen
Thanks user, but you forgot:
>overpopulated (good luck finding anywhere more than a few hundred meters away from a man-made structure or road) >above average amounts of ugly people >Victorian-style class system still exists >probably the trashiest country in Europe >no forests or mountains >barely any culture compared to French Germany
Looked better before. Imagine thinking transforming London into a Shanghai knock-off is a good thing.
Samuel Cook
>French Germany France or Germany*
Eli Allen
>ugly women >ugly cities >night life is shit >no cafe culture >high street full of betting and charity shops >everything is a franchise >food is shite >too many old boomers >weather is bad forcing you to stay indoors
Brandon Sanders
God I wish I was english and not a shitalian brown subhuman
Any positive ranking in which Spain is #10, or worse, #8, is automatically trash
Evan Bailey
This, visited Switzerland & UK in October. Switzerland was freezing cold, I was wearing 3 coats and still shivering. UK was much warmer.
Evan Ortiz
You're lucky that all European qts have been watching too much Harry Potter. Otherwise, none of these Polish hotties would have moved from comfy Central Europe into a tiny London apartment in the first place (pic related nominee for Miss Polski Teen UK & Ireland). They don't get that they will never belong to these tea-sipping upper class bongs, and get plowed by working class "lads" with their crooked teeth, because these dumb slags can't tell the difference between posh RP and a trashy working class accent (which is what most Brits speak).
