Bon noite mon amici! sono giapponese! me yamo casa blanca y gasetto! parlo anglese et francese ein bischen! parlo...

bon noite mon amici! sono giapponese! me yamo casa blanca y gasetto! parlo anglese et francese ein bischen! parlo francese bien plus que Italiano, pourant Italiano et francse restent qu'il y a de plus beau! mi gusto polla! polla granda et caliente! Mejico est en America do Sud! Zut! mon pronunciasion est mal un poco! questo manger perro! Cien Añon de Soledad! amo cazzo! gracias! ojete et mamada! canto la marseillese! vamos nirvana

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no you are not white italian german french swiss swede finnish spaniard portuguese british european or white again

Blergh.

Is this Interlingua?

Ching Chong lee park Mitsubishi konnichiwa asa choochoo satsuma wing Wong meiling Tran Nguyen paa Chong mikuku ore desu no wa tatesu kesu ne!

>mi gusto polla, polla granda et caliente
another man of culture i see

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youre the worst poster on this board

cazzo piccolissrmo!

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>Mejico est en America do Sud

He wants this shit to pass as humor. Nops.

ケツマンコを見せてくれて

figa di ragazzo mia...?

いいえ、あなたの

>no portuguese in the midst of all of this
forgotten once again

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sono alto, penso che tu sia più carino

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>la marseillese

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>1 word
that's just even worse you are taunting me friend

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Le simple c'est mon ennemi

それから、ちんぽってか?

ok then...
bon noite mon amici! sono giapponese en saudade! me yamo casa blanca y gasetto! j'habite a uma casa portuguesa, parlo anglese et francese ein bischen! parlo francese bien plus que Italiano, pourant Italiano et francse restent qu'il y a de plus beau! mi gusto polla! polla granda et caliente! Mejico est en America do Sud! Zut! mon pronunciasion est mal un poco! questo manger perro! Cien Añon de Soledao! amo cazzo! gracias! ojete et mamada! canto la marseillese! vamos nirvana! Taiwan e nossa!

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hai un cazzo carino?

fofo!

lui ha un cazzo molto carino, è solo 15 cm~

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いいえ、小さいだ。。。

user, it's "la marseillaise"
you've made the mistake twice now...

What is he saying, I bet it's lewd!

>solo 15 cm
>pas grande
Ma bite est 15cm aussi
14cm?
bon noite mon amici! sono giapponese en saudade! me yamo casa blanca y gasetto! j'habite a uma casa portuguesa, parlo anglese et francese ein bischen! parlo francese bien plus que Italiano, pourant Italiano et francse restent qu'il y a de plus beau! mi gusto polla! polla granda et caliente! Mejico est en America do Sud! Zut! mon pronunciasion est mal un poco! questo manger perro! Cien Añon de Solidalidade! amo cazzo! gracias! ojete et mamada! canto la marseillaise! vamos nirvana! Taiwan e nossa!

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merci !

九センチ。。。小さいな哀れなちんぽ。。。とても無駄だ

>九センチ
Tu ne mérites plus de vivre

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Non parlo francese, mi stai mescolando con qualcun altro

>Ma bite est 15cm aussi
Chiamo qualcuno più piccolo di me piccolo, ma io sono abbastanza grande quindi...
15 cm è la dimensione perfetta per me! Piccolo in senso buono, ma anche grande, è carino! Carino carino!

btw,
ちんぽより彼のケツマンコが敏感だ~

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>九センチ

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ビッチの生活を生きると思う

>15 cm è la dimensione perfetta per me! Piccolo in senso buono, ma anche grande, è carino! Carino carino!
(*ノωノ)ウキャ
Mon cazzo est bien moins brun que ceux des Japonais en moyenne ! Du reste il a la peau ! il cazzo tuo e grande???
si t'es ragazzo effeminato che accepta cazzi!

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>ちんぽより彼のケツマンコが敏感だ~
il est bottom par nature~

>Mon cazzo est bien moins brun que ceux des Japonais en moyenne ! Du reste il a la peau
Carino ma smettila di parlare francese! Non capisco e devo usare un traduttore

> il cazzo tuo e grande???
forse... perchè non me lo dici?

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それは本当。。。俺はちんぽの愛する男、肉棒の考えしか頭の哀れなビッチ

>perchè non me lo dici?
woahhhh more than 18cm??? l'm JELLYYYYY
>それは本当。。。俺はちんぽの愛する男、肉棒の考えしか頭の哀れなビッチ
homo vergine?

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何で知ったか?

>woahhhh more than 18cm??? l'm JELLYYYYY
And I'm flattered, I'm quite proud of it and judging by a few other posters on Jow Forums I'm not the only one who likes it~

But I wish I was shorter, I think I'm too tall to be cute even though I've got the physique for it...

身長どこぐらいですか?

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ここにいる皆は同じです
>But I wish I was shorter
fuck you leather man

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well you have a virgin air in your posts...
>I think I'm too tall to be cute even though I've got the physique for it...
l'm 6'(-1cm), you mean you are pretty slender right? if so it still works well l think?

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>fuck you leather man
I'm 185, I wish I was somewhere around 170-180 :(

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>I'm 185
wow pretty tall, but l'm more or less as tall as you

don't worry he won't be a virgin for much longer I think

but you're a top, aren't you?

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>185
I'm 168 ffs and I get "you would be more attractive if you were a bit taller" all the time, appreciate what nature has given you user

>I'm 168
user that's a really cute height! I know a bunch of people who are around the same height as you, they're really cute! You're cute!

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>he won't be a virgin for much longer
l hope il ragazzo willl lose virginity sooner or later
>but you're a top, aren't you?
why yes l'm a top, you are a bottom? it's pretty hard to find someone taller than you in Iberia innit

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Jow Forums is NOT for ERPing.

Hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door
かわいいのデカイちんぽの男に処女を捨てたい。。。
What do you mean by that??

>why yes l'm a top, you are a bottom?
I'm a switch, so a bit of both, I think I lean a bit more towards being a top, but it depends on the person... usually if they're bigger than me (in one way or the other) I just submit...

>it's pretty hard to find someone taller than you in Iberia innit
We're slowly getting taller but yes, it's still pretty hard I feel, that's why I don't really like my height, I'd like it if I was just tall enough to be taller than some people but also shorter than others, I don't mind my height that much though, I was told by some anons that I look cute regardless of height so that made me happy

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it is

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Ti sto solo dicendo che una vacanza in Portogallo non è molto costosa ...

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>You're cute!
サンキュー
do you have med-tier body hair? do you shave? I need to know

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>do you have med-tier body hair? do you shave? I need to know
Yes to both, which is exactly why I shave all-over to keep it all silky smooth, I hate body hair.

Shaving is such a pain though, I really envy those who don't grow much body hair...

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>かわいいのデカイちんぽの男に処女を捨てたい。。。
is 6'-and-15cm 男 かわいい?also l didn't know there's an Italian gayposter speaking Japanese
>I'd like it if I was just tall enough to be taller than some people but also shorter than others
this is fairly understandable, for me to find someone taller than me is even more rare. honestly l feel genuinely scared and quail a bit when l see someone even slightly taller than me as l'm not accustomed to it. seeing 190cm man is just intimidating

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>l feel genuinely scared and quail a bit when l see someone even slightly taller than me as l'm not accustomed to it. seeing 190cm man is just intimidating
That's not a very top thing to say user... I do love being the tall man in that scenario though, making shorter cute boys get scared and quail a bit is fun!

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You can envy me as much as you want then, i grow no body hair on my chest, back and tummy

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do you use razors? they're such a pain in the ass to use when you gotta shave the whole body
I try to use machine trimmers on less sensitive regions but it still is a bother desu

>seeing 190cm man is just intimidating
only if they are also muscular です, most of my friends are tall as fuck but don't look that intimidating

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Truly the body of a bottom-bitch, huh?

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I use wax all over and razors for any sensitive parts. I'm thinking about trying full-body laser sometime in the future. Never tried any machines

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Why you....
それで知らない。。。判定のために身体を見るは必要がある

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It's a pain, yeah... Takes so much time.
Lucky you.

Also, damn you for making this thread so lewd.. You are making me horny. And I've already fapped once today >.>

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>making shorter cute boys get scared and quail a bit is fun!
l have no idea why l want to tease him this much, l want to subjugate and crossdress him no matter what he says!
for me whether or not their faces look scary doesn't matter, as l'm not accustomed to seeing a big person himself and when l see him l feel like one of my biggest advantages gets pulverized

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l-l WAS very skinny

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Don't bully and force fem us short boys please

>Crossdress
>Subjugate
STOP TURNING ME ON!

>wax
how is it? I've been afraid to try it (esp. for my legs as they are like the russian taiga) as it seems to hurt a bit and can damage the skin as well0
>full-body laser
I'm want to try one except arms and maybe legs this summer
>Never tried any machines
body hair trimmers are pretty good for belly and lower back regions, at least 2 times faster and immeasurably easier than using razors

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you don't know how good it feels for a tall man to spoon a short boy from behind as if you were guarding him from everything ...

それは関係ない、
あなたはかわいいみたいですね、見たい見たい!

Yes i don't know how it feels because i'm neither tall nor a top...

1. school girl
2. maid
3. pic related

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l really need to get down to 66kg(heyday)
>Yes i don't know how it feels because i'm neither tall nor a top...
l don't know either because l'm virgin (T_T)

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chovy is very cute but not to be used for prancing la la homo man fun time stuff
>66
that high?
t. 58kg

>an Italian boy dressed as Anchovy
Genius...

Nice! I like a nurse outfit, personally. I tohught about that if I reach a cerain level of cuteness, I'd crossdress for like halloween or something.
>l don't know either because l'm virgin (T_T)
Same, I know this feels.

ええええ
あなたの身体を見るもし、俺の淫乱ケツマンコの写真を投稿します

currently 73kg, my BMI is still more or less 21 tho.
>58kg
liftable
ikr
>f I reach a cerain level of cuteness, I'd crossdress for like halloween or something
cute! what do you think gave you nurse outfit fetish? also are you tall or short?

aren't you ZEP? your Japanese posting style is deja vu

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>mi gusto polla! polla granda et caliente!
por favor fica a minha namorada(rapaz)

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That's too lewd

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>cute! what do you think gave you nurse outfit fetish?
I dunno. I guess since I've always felt comfortable around nurses, they are supposed to care for you etc. I find the "vintage" nurse look very sexy with white clothes, pantyhose, some cute bright red lipstick. Yummy.
>also are you tall or short?
I'm around 173 cm tall, so not very tall at all.

*blocks your path*

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Cringe, off yourself terrone

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>liftable
抱っこして~

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>how is it? I've been afraid to try it (esp. for my legs as they are like the russian taiga) as it seems to hurt a bit and can damage the skin as well
I'm not gonna lie, it hurts, but only while you do it, it doesn't hurt afterwards and it's sooooo worth it, your skin will get very red and irritated after you do it but the day afterwards it'll be unbelievable smooth, it takes a while to grow back too compared to razor, since you're literally ripping the hairs out (razors last me about 1 week, with wax it lasts me about a month). It will hurt you a lot if you're very hairy, you should trim a bit before actually waxing, careful though, if they're too small the wax won't stick to them properly.

>and can damage the skin as well
only in some sensitive areas, and the biggest thing you'll get is a bit of itching and red skin. I'd suggest going to a waxing salon or something similar instead of doing it yourself if it's your first time

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>I dunno. I guess since I've always felt comfortable around nurses, they are supposed to care for you etc. I find the "vintage" nurse look very sexy with white clothes, pantyhose, some cute bright red lipstick
l liked it too at a certain point, and then l came across "Bubble Head" of Silent Hill and then my attachment rapidly got down... l love maid out fit by a long shot!!!
>173cm
same height as that of my qt...

Hey Jap, my country isn't really great right now and I was wondering if I could move to yours, what do you say?

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よっこらしょ
*抱き抱える*

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うん、jannyは僕をbanして :<
哀れなイタリア人がdiscordでいじめて恥ずかしいことを言うことを命じた
楽しいよ~

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>a Finn being 173cm
You must feel like a dwarf there mate.

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l could only say "prepare for solidao"
youtu.be/ke2F9vwpOCA

ア・ホ・く・さ. そのディスコードのサーバーにベネチア人がいるでしょ。

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>Cringe, off yourself terrone

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Sì, sono esattamente così nella vita reale, come hai trovato una foto di me

フィレンツェ~

彼はかわいいですが、彼はとても痴女です...

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I like dick, big hot dick

hmm, I guess I will try it out after all. do the buttcheeks hurt much?
>waxing salon
kinda hard to find here, esp. one that serves males but I think I'll get it done in a salon
>discord

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For my top 3.
1. Nurses
2. Secretaries
3. Maids
It's not exactly tall, but there are shorter people than me here as well. I think that I'm a bit below average. I can help it.

I knew it!
>I like dick, big hot dick
Who here doesn't X)

kill yourselves