/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

/cum/'s kingdom edition

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first for romantic sex with mommy

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bit early manny

Yes I’m a virgin freak

beg me to give a shit

pls pretend to

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Fucking footkraut

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Why did the brown girl tell me she’s a virgin?

just had the best breakfast my nigs

nyet

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burnt my tongue on a pizza i just made

Stop eating pizza fatass

>not eating pizza
gaaaaaaay

>being fat
americaaaaaaaan

>not eating pizza because youre terrified itll make you fat
why are swedes so fucking pathetic

FACT: Neapolitan pizza is the best style of pizza

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cute

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The best kingdom on int

is that a baby cumbeast

rude

I’m shocked that she’s actually a virgin
With all the actual nudes she’s been sending me I thought she was a thot

youtu.be/GmHlh6tQAO4

umm not really...

PIGGU

0W0

!!!

Why has no one mentioned my trips?

> she’s actually a virgin
> actual nudes she’s been sending me I thought she was a thot

lmao

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wow really nice digits

Why are swedes so awesome at making music?
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ok good night losers

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good morrow

Miss the Yukon desu

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would you drink

Would rather she just pee on my face. Why did this happen though

>get bored
>all I can think about is eating

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gib Polonezkoy

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Burgers
Pizza
Ice cream
Cake

I want it all

95% of /cum/ is just me samefagging using an intricate setup of multiple computers and multiple proxies
you are the only other poster in this thread

When you see a cute piggu but mama hog starts to chase you and you almost fucking die

Why is the average north american girl so much less attractive than the average European girl?

Cope manjaw

Strong jawlines on women are attractive as long as they aren't comical. Don't you want chad sons?

Okay faggot
Enjoy your broad shouldered narrow hipped small assed fivehead having manjaw sporting “women”

Have you been to Europe? 70% of young women are incredibly attractive, the only country where the women were as ugly as in the US ( and ive been to quite a few states ) is England.

Okay faggot keep coping

Coping? Dog i've lived in Canada for 19 years and spent 2 years of my life in the US before moving to Europe. I am giving you an unbiased view of women there and here.

Come to Europe ( excluding the Isles ) and you'll be amazed.

No sweetheart your view isn’t unbiased as you’re clearly into women who look like men with tits
I spent two years studying in Berlin and traveled to Sweden, Denmark, and Poland during my time there
They look like men
They’re ugly as fuck

My dreams are unreachable..
i'm not asking for a million dollars
I think all i'm itching for
is to be happy whether rich or poor
and it's true that having such an ambitious goal
to achieve can be a miserable task
for a guy that only got kissed by a bitching whore
under the mistletoe once.

I'm not a virgin though
I've paid to visit whorehouses
What's an hundred and fifty euros
to empty these little balls dry?
Well, it's a freaking joke
couldn't even get an orgasm
thinking of all the dicks this whore had
taken in these holes right before mine

So this is the damage that processed american food does to the brain. Sad!

Gonna be an academic slave all day
Time to finish in a day what I should have been working on all semester

You’re into women who look like men
Simple as
Blonde hair and pale skin is ugly by the way

watching dr pimple popper on hulu

I prefer dark hair to blonde too. But idk where you think that Euro women are pale, maybe Danes but Germans and Poles? Nah.

If these women look like men then im a proud bisexual. ill take it over the balls of fat that America calls women.

>haha fat! xd
Eurofaggot cope
Boomers are fat
Under 30s have the same obesity and overweight rates as Europe
The brown girls here in California are better looking than those “women” on your shitty peninsula (Europe isn’t a continent)

what are you doing with your life this sunday?
i'm eating steelcut oats

Playing Warhammer II and watching youtube vids. Going to work soon ( I work from home ).

>ale is just one of sven's made up personalities
>ale was just Sven's alter-ego LOL
>sven is ale and ale is sven

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Getting maccas

Just the thread schizo rambling

Why are all Canadians outside of /cum/ eternally SEETHING at the US?

>has “cum” in her snap
>sends me nudes
>sends super sexual messages
>says she’s a virgin as soon as I say that I wanna fuck
Wtf bros

dude the cum is just a reference to this thread

7 squats left but i'm too tired :(

Success breeds jealousy.

Should I text the nerdy girl who's into me and set up a date date? She has a below average face but a banging body ( slim, c tits, nice ass ).

Went to an anything-but-clothes party last night. It made me remember how much I love butts.

Started talking to my ex again, she wants to get back together aaaa

Yes

>slow day at work
>having some pizza and diet Pepsi
>cold overcast outside in LA suburb
>only thing motivating me is I get to go home to jerk off in three hours
Anyone else pretty cozy right now?

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what u jerking it to?

A collective cultural insecurity. A fear of being known as just “northern Americans”, the America-hate from Canadians is a way of putting some distance between Canada and the USA. An true Canadian intellectual would understand however that we are in fact the same nation just divided at the 49th parallel, and need to unite as a truly UNITED states of AMERICA

Let me save you a lot of bullshit.

Stop texting her and move on.

This brown girl wants me to take her virginity

She's not a virgin you daft mongrol

I have like a dozen fetishes I alternate between, today maybe cosplayers in latex?

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I hope she’s not I hate having sex with virgins

I wish we would, and then also kick out all of the butthurt Canadians and Chinese (with bullets)

bought regular quick oats for the first time in a while because i ran out of steelcut and my store doesn't make bulk bags for steelcut and wow
steelcut is definitely the best

*starts dancing*

IME Chinese aren't that bad. When I was growing up there were a lot of Chinese and other Asians immigrating to the area, and they seem intellectually inclined like Jews and Indians. They're bad drivers though, and Chinese etiquette and customs are different from those in the US.

*slides a dollar in your panties*

*dances even better making you look bad*

Shirt says

UK/EU: Large
US: Medium

Really makes you think and ask; why are Americans so fat??

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because fuck you discount Genghis Khan I'll eat what I want and when I want

I took this picture yesterday

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Do you have her consent to post this picture on the internet?

nice shot actually. what camera do you have?

Haha she doin a zombie walk

Nerdy girl said she's down. Gonna get laid this week ayoyooo. Been like a month, I am so fucking horny.

Christ man

Large portion sizes and sedentary lifestyle are probably some of the major reasons. Another reason is that there's sugar or corn syrup in a lot of things. When I've been abroad I've noticed that most countries aren't like that; they walk more, have less sugar in unexpected places, and have portion sizes that are about half as large as those here.

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